Bikini Carwash Academy (4 Stars)

Mohammed says, "I love Fred Olen Ray's films because they have the sexiest naked girls I've ever seen. My wives were ugly in comparison. If I'd had a wife like Beverly Lynne I would have invented a much better religion".

Jay Richardson says, "Don't download Fred Olen Ray's films illegally. Mohammed buys them, and so should you".

Michelle Bauer says, "Me? Wear a burka? I'm not stupid!"

Jay and Michelle say, "Let's be friendly and tolerant and get along with one another. If we all sit and watch Fred Olen Ray's films together the world will be a better place".