Friday 30 April 2021

Night Train (5 Stars)



A tale of love and obsession and death.

Maybe this isn't my favourite film, but it's one of the films I've watched more often than any other in the last 10 years (since I started my blog). Something about it draws me in, so that I have to keep returning to it. It's a film that very few people know. It's a Canadian film, and as I've often said, Canadian films aren't taken seriously. But more than that, the genre isn't obvious. Is it a horror film? Not quite. Is it a supernatural film? Almost. Is it a tale of morality? That's getting closer. Everyone is prepared to kill to get what he most desires, whether it's a salesman, an ageing train conductor or a young medical student.

The film was released direct-to-video in 2009. As far as I know, it was never shown on television. It's a film that deserves to be a cult film, but it still hasn't been discovered by film geeks. If you're someone who takes films seriously, please watch it, then tell all your friends about it.

The film is available on Blu-ray in Germany, but it's only available on DVD in America. I hope that it won't go out of print and simply disappear before it's even been discovered.

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Stan Lee Love Stories 49 (May 1972)


Title: I was a girl who'd stop at nothing

Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: George Tuska








Thursday 29 April 2021

At the Earth's Core (3½ Stars)


"The Land that Time Forgot" was made in 1975. Its sequel, "The People that Time Forgot", was made in 1977. In between the two, another lost world dinosaur film was made that was unrelated to the others. Maybe it's wrong to call the monsters in "At the Earth's Core" dinosaurs. They look dinosaur-ish, but no attempt is made to model them on any known dinosaurs.

The only connection with the other two films is that it's also based on a novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs and it also stars Doug McClure. No dates are stated in the film, but the fashion looks Victorian, on the Earth's surface, at least. The novel was written in 1914, so I assume that's when the story is supposed to take place.


Dr. Abner Perry (Peter Cushing) has built a drilling machine which he calls a Mole. It can dig through any rock at a speed of 78 feet per minute. Is that a reference to the old vinyl records? Accompanied by his financier, American millionaire David Innes (Doug McClure), he wants to demonstrate it by drilling through a mountain in Wales. Unfortunately, there's a malfunction, and the Mole drills downwards instead of sideways. When they finally get the Mole under control they're 40,000 miles beneath the Earth's surface. According to my calculations, that should have taken 188 days, but it seems like only a few hours have passed. Either the Mole sped up on its journey, or the screenwriters couldn't afford a calculator. Pocket calculators were expensive in the 1970's.


It's amazing. After 40 miles of vertical descent the crockery doesn't even fall off the shelves. Peter Cushing and Doug McClure do fall on the floor, because the Mole isn't equipped with safety belts. Maybe they hadn't been invented in 1914. In 1976 they would have known better. The slogan of the day was "Clunk, Click, Every Trip".

A few thoughts about Peter Cushing: I consider him to have been an excellent actor, maybe the best British actor of the 1970's, but only when he was playing serious roles. When he plays comical eccentric roles, he isn't funny, he just looks silly. I don't remember him ever being as ridiculous as in this film. He should have toned down the comedy.


The find themselves in a subterranean cavern with an eerie pink sky. They encounter monsters – dinosaurs? – like this.


And like this.


And like this.


This one even breathes flames. We never had anything like that in "Jurassic Park".


But it's not just monsters below the Earth's surface. There's also a beautiful cavewoman called Dia (Caroline Munro). She and all her tribe speak English. There's no explanation. They just do.

In an interview on the Blu-ray, recorded in 2014, Caroline Munro says that she was hired for the film after the director saw her on a billboard. She didn't need to audition, she was hired for her looks. It shows. She's not a competent actress like Sarah Douglas or Dana Gillespie. She grins too much at inappropriate moments. She gained experience and improved with time. A year later she was a Bond Girl in "The spy who loved me".


I remember seeing billboards with Caroline Munro all over Birmingham. She was advertising Lamb's Navy Rum. Maybe this is the billboard that convinced the director to hire her.


She was beautiful. I can't deny that.


She's still beautiful today. This is what she looked like 40 years later in 2014.

In her interview Caroline Munro calls "At the Earth's Core" a children's film. Is that true? It wasn't marketed as a children's film, although it did have a universal rating in the UK, allowing it to be seen by children of any age. Even if it is true, it's not a sufficient excuse for the poor quality. It's far below the quality of "The Land that Time Forgot" and "The People that Time Forgot".

Despite all my criticism, I've given the film an above average rating. Maybe it's because I feel nostalgic. I don't know. If you're as nostalgic as I am, I recommend that you buy the German release of the film on Blu-ray, where it's called "Der Sechste Kontinent" ("The Sixth Continent).

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Wednesday 28 April 2021

Thunder Force (3 Stars)


Do you know that feeling when a film announcement really excites you? You see a trailer or an announcement, and you go "Wow! I've got to see that!"

That's how I felt when I received an email from Netflix announcing "Thunder Force". Octavia Spencer and Melissa McCarthy as super-heroes? That's a teenage wet dream come true! They're two of my favourite actresses, and Octavia's beauty has always made me stop and stare.

So today I sat to watch the film. In the pre-credits scene (the first seven minutes) we see two young girls, totally unalike, forming a bond in school. Emily Stanton is a genius. Lydia Berman is below average intelligence, but she has a good heart. They swear to be friends forever, but in their teens they go different ways.

Then come the credits. 20 years later there's a high school reunion. The two girls meet again. Emily is the CEO of a large company. Lydia is a fork lift driver. Chicago is being terrorised by super-villains called miscreants. Emily's company is developing a machine to give normal people super powers. Lydia gains super strength and calls herself Hammer. Emily gets the power to become invisible and calls herself Bingo. Together their team is called Thunder Force.

Before the first half hour was over I was getting bored. Something was wrong. Octavia Spencer is a brilliant actress, and she has an Oscar on her mantelpiece to prove it, but you wouldn't know it from watching this film. She delivers her lines woodenly without any conviction. Melissa McCarthy doesn't do any better. Their blandness bounces off one another. The only person in the film with any charisma is Taylor Mosby, who plays Emily's daughter Tracy. I know almost nothing about her, but I'm impressed by her talent.


The action scenes are good, but everything else is dull. I like films with strong women, but not this film. It misses the mark on every possible level.

The film is available on Netflix only.

Stan Lee Love Stories 48 (April 1972)


Title: When love is lost!

Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: Ross Andru








Tuesday 27 April 2021

Dark Star (5 Stars)


After watching "Assault on Precinct 13" last week I thought it would be a good idea to watch "Dark Star" again. As I said in my post, the three films "Dark Star", "Assault on Precinct 13" and "Halloween" build a minimalist trilogy.

This film has the smallest budget of John Carpenter's films, an estimated $60,000. It was barely shown in cinemas, and it received little attention. John Carpenter claimed that it was mostly shown in empty cinemas. People didn't know what to make of it. It wasn't until it was released on video in the 1980's that it developed a cult following. It's a film that fans love but make fun of anyway.

At an unspecified time in the future, a space ship called Dark Star has been sent into deep space to prepare for human colonisation. If a planet is found that's suitable for colonisation, nearby planets deemed unstable are destroyed with thermostellar bombs. The crew of five has been away from Earth for 20 years. There's a 10 year delay before messages to Earth are answered.

The ship's captain was killed when there was an electrical malfunction behind his seat. The remaining four crew members request an improvement to the ship's safety, but the request is denied because of budget cutbacks on Earth. Now they just have to hope they'll survive.


This is where the crew members sleep. What a dump!


The crew have adopted an alien as a pet. It's friendly but playful. Too playful.


Three of the crew members, Doolittle, Pinback and Boiler, enjoy their chicken dinner.


The fourth remaining crew member, Talby, spends most of his time alone looking at the stars since the captain died.

"Dark Star" has been called a parody of "2001: A Space Odyssey". I don't know whether that was John Carpenter's intention, but I see a similarity between the two films. A magnetic storm causes a malfunction in the laser that triggers the bomb launches. The bombs are smart bombs with an inbuilt artificial intelligence. When a bomb is triggered by accident, the bomb argues with the crew about whether it's allowed to detonate or not.

The film is simple, but it's very well written. 20 years ago I used to consider it my favourite film. That was before I bought my first DVD player in 2003. Since then I've watched a lot more films. Maybe I should have included it in my top 100 list. I'm not sure.

The remastered Blu-ray is better quality than the DVD, but don't expect any miracles. It's an old film made with a small budget, and the source tapes are poor quality. The Blu-ray offers the best possible, which is still slightly blurred in places.

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Monday 26 April 2021

The People that Time Forgot (5 Stars)


This film, made in 1977, is a sequel to "The Land that Time Forgot", which was made two years earlier. Dana Gillespie, pictured on the left, jokingly refers to it as "The Film that People Forgot". That's not true. The Blu-ray disc contains interviews with the two actresses that were filmed in 2016. Dana (whose name rhymes with spanner) says that after making the film she didn't watch it for years, until she was surprised to see it being shown on television not long before the Blu-ray was released. Sarah Douglas calls it the film that she most enjoyed making, even though she's better known for her role as Ursa in the first two Superman films. Dana forgot the film. Sarah didn't.

I also didn't forget the film. I saw it in the cinema when it was first released. I didn't see it again until the early 1990's. I was in Gemini, a shop on Stuttgart's Königstraße, that sold CDs. It was being played on a television screen, without sound, but I recognised it immediately. It was one of the first films I bought after I bought my first DVD player in 2003. I recently rebought it on Blu-ray, and I don't regret it at all. The film looks much better in high definition; even the cheap special effects.

I never forgot the film, even in the many years I didn't watch it. It's always meant a lot to me. I feel sentimental about it, even if I don't consider it good enough to be included in my top 100 films list. Maybe it's because of my feelings about Dana Gillespie. In the 1970's she was the Queen of Scandal, and the Sunday newspapers were always reporting about her exploits. Maybe the reports were exaggerated, but I still enjoyed reading them. At the time she was more active as a singer than an actress. I didn't like her early albums, but when I heard "It belongs to me" (1985) I was amazed. I went on to buy most of her CDs of Blues music, and also her spiritual CDs with Sanskrit texts. I probably had about 20 of her albums, until they were stolen by Thomas Kuzilla of Dearborn Heights, Michigan.


This is Dana Gillespie being carried away by Darth Vader. What I actually mean is that she's being carried by David Prowse, the actor who played Darth Vader in the first three Star Wars films. He was an English bodybuilder who frequently appeared as an extra in English films and television series. Whenever a big muscular man was needed, he was the one the studios called. He was never used for speaking roles, because he wasn't much of an actor. "Star Wars" was his first big role, and it's what he'll always be remembered for, but even then he wasn't allowed to speak. His voice was dubbed by the American actor James Earl Jones. His face was hidden by a mask, so he could be called a non-actor. Only his body was used, because the film needed a big, muscular man.


Sarah Douglas was still a relatively unknown actress at this time. Her breakthrough role was as Ursa in "Superman", which she made immediately after "The People that Time Forgot". It was a seamless transition from one film to the other. When she finished the last day of shooting, she went straight to a casting interview in another part of London. She was accepted immediately, and she flew to America the next day. It was only later that she found out that Dana Gillespie had already auditioned for the role. I have nothing against Sarah Douglas, but I think Dana would have been better for the role. Click here to see Dana's audition tape and tell me what you think.


At the end of the last film, Bowen Tyler (played by Doug McClure) threw a bottle into the sea with a message saying where he was shipwrecked. That was in summer 1916. The bottle was found on the coast of Scotland in 1917. At first nobody did anything about the message, because they were too occupied with the war. In early 1919 an expedition is sent to find him, led by Tyler's school friend Ben McBride (Patrick Wayne). The expedition is being financed by the Times of London, so a photographer has been sent to record the trip. That's Charlotte, nicknamed Charly, played by Sarah Douglas. She's an emancipated young woman, in complete contrast to the chauvinistic Ben. They don't like each other very much, and it's made worse by Ben's frequent remarks. "I believe in a man doing a man's work". Patrick Wayne has inherited the macho posturing from his father John. In the case of John Wayne it wasn't just acting, he really was a male chauvinist. In the case of Patrick I know too little about him to pass judgment.


Some time after the end of the previous film Tyler was captured by a tribe called the Naga. Their appearance is unusual for a tribe living on a prehistoric island. They look like Japanese Samurai warriors on horseback. They speak English, because Tyler has taught them the language. First, it's amazing that the whole tribe has mastered the language in less than three years. They must be more intelligent than the average American (or any other nationality). Second, why would they bother? Why learn a language for the sake of talking to one man? The only logical reason, although it's not stated in the film, is that they're planning a future attack on the outside world.


That's an amazing outfit. It even looks like a Samurai sword at his side. My guess is that it's due to the film being made on a low budget. They had to borrow the outfits from another film. Does anyone recognise them?


We see the outfits better when Ben and Tyler steal outfits to sneak into the Naga throne room. Definitely Samurai swords! Interesting. Is Patrick Wayne left-handed?


These are the three members of the expedition. From left to right, Ben McBride, Dr. Norfolk and Charly. There's also a pilot who remains with the plane.


Soon after arrival, they're joined by Ajor (Dana Gillespie), a member of the Galu tribe who can also speak English. It seems like Tyler got around.


When dealing with Ajor you can look but not touch. She doesn't carry a Samurai sword. All she needs is a short dagger to deal with men who come too close.


In her 2016 interview Dana Gillespie says that she wasn't too worried whether she was given film parts or not, because her priority was her career as a singer. In case you don't know, she recorded more than 60 albums from 1968 to 2014, making her one of England's most prolific singers ever. However, when she looked back at this film she was amazed at how beautiful she looked, so she says that she wishes she'd made more films at this time in her life. In the interview she says she was 23, but her memory is failing her; she was 28. If she'd been picked to play Ursa she would have been offered a lot more film roles. Just look at that mean expression as she threatens Patrick Wayne with her knife. She would have been perfect as Ursa.


Patrick's starting to sweat. Is it the knife or something else?


I wouldn't mess with Dana. I'd keep a safe distance.


Dana Gillespie was one of the most beautiful actresses of the 1970's. It wasn't just her voluptuous figure. If you manage to look a bit higher, you'll see she also has a beautiful face.


What a face! And those eyes!


Stunning!


In case you're still not convinced, here's a close up of her face.


Sultry, seductive, evil. Dana Gillespie is perfect.


Of all the lost world dinosaur films made in the 1960's and 1970's, this is the best. Modern viewers might laugh at the dinosaurs. Those were the days before computer animation, so the dinosaurs were made of cardboard. In her interview Sarah Douglas tells us that the cardboard models were too big, so they had to be cut in half. Sometimes we see the front half of a dinosaur, sometimes the tail, but never both at once. That's the magic of cinema! Absolute perfection isn't needed to make a monster credible.

The dialogue is so corny that viewers will either wince or smile, depending on their feelings towards classic monster movies. For instance, when Tyler lies dying in Ben's arms he holds a final speech:

"Remember when we were kids, Ben? I always wanted to play the hero. Only then the arrows weren't real".

I didn't just smile when I heard these words. I laughed to myself.


This is Sarah Douglas in 2016.


This is Dana Gillespie in 2016.

They're two very fine ladies.

Despite being released as recently as 2016, the film is no longer available in England or America, neither on Blu-ray nor DVD. You might be tempted to look for a used copy on Ebay, but I have a better suggestion. The film is available on Blu-ray in Germany, if you know where to look. The German release is called "Caprona 2. Teil" (which means "Caprona Part 2"). The German release of "The Land that Time Forgot" is called "Caprona: Das Vergessene Land" ("Caprona: The Lost World"). The strange titles come from the lost island being called Caprona. Supposedly. The island isn't named in either of the films, but in the trailers the island is called Caprona. The films are based on novels written by Edgar Rice Burroughs. It's possible that he used this name in his books. Nevertheless, the German Blu-ray contains English dialogue and English subtitles.