Tuesday, 22 December 2015
Bikini Royale 2 (4 Stars)
This is the 22nd film in the Medina Collection, made in 2009. It's the third film starring Beverly Lynne in her signature role as Tanya X, the Girl from BIKINI. Have my readers been paying attention? Do you know what that means? It's the Bureau of International Knowledge, Intelligence and Nonstandard Investigations. Please remember that, because I'm not going to repeat myself again.
In this adventure a secret list of all CIA, FBI and BIKINI agents has been stolen and is being offered for sale in an escort agency. Tanya is sent in to infiltrate the operation. It's a hard job pretending to be a hooker, but she does the best she can. As a perk BIKINI allows her to keep the money she earns.
Ted Newsom returns as BIKINI's head inventor. He's every bit the equal of Q in the James Bond films. Among Ted's inventions is a rocket launcher disguised as a vibrator. "Always point it away from yourself when you turn it on". Good advice.