Tuesday 31 March 2020

Kid with the Golden Arm (4 Stars)


It's no coincidence that I've been watching so many Chinese films lately. I'm getting sick of the people around me blaming China for the Coronavirus. My ex-wife told me a few days ago, "After this is over I'm never going to a Chinese restaurant again". What a stupid thing to say! Even if China really is to blame for the Coronavirus (which I doubt), what good does it do blaming the hard-working restaurant owners in Germany? They don't sell bat soup. The most exotic meal I've ever eaten at a Chinese restaurant in Germany was Sweet and Sour Kangaroo. And it was delicious!

The first thing I'll do after the Coronavirus quarantine is go to a Chinese buffet and enjoy a large meal. If possible, I'll visit a Chinese restaurant in Schwäbisch Hall, because there are two restaurants that I prefer to any in Stuttgart. They're more expensive, but they have a better selection. For now, I'll just content myself with watching good Chinese films. Two months ago there was a special offer at Amazon.de in which I was able to buy Shaw Brothers films on Blu-ray for five Euros each. I jumped at the offer and placed a ridiculously large order. Now I'm finally getting round to watching them.

This is a completely different film to "The New Shaolin Boxers", that I watched yesterday. It was obvious to me that Fu Sheng was a skilled fighter, even if everything was choreographed. In "Kid with the Golden Arm" it doesn't look like genuine fighting at all. The fight scenes look more like ballet, with arms, legs and various weapons clashing stylistically in mid air.

It's unclear when the film is supposed to take place. It's kept deliberately vague. It could be any time between 1000 BC and 1800 AD. A shipment of gold is being delivered to a famine stricken area. Government agents have hired four skilled fighters (Hero Li, Miss Leng, Short Axe Yang and Long Axe Fang) to assist them, because a gang called the Deadly Valley wants to steal the gold. Deadly Valley's leader is the Kid with the Golden Arm. Actually his arms aren't golden, he just wears gold bracelets. Translation? He has four fighters in his gang: Man with Iron Arms, Silver Spear, Iron Fan and Copper Head. Wow! They sound like the villains from a super-hero film.


There's also a wild card. Sheriff Hai Tao turns up to oversee the transport, working independently of the others. His speciality is that he's always drunk. He pulls a wagon with enormous jugs of wine, as well as carrying several small flasks on his person. When he walks he staggers, but when he fights he's unbeatable. There have been a few martial arts films with drunken fighters. That seems to be a running joke, a contrast to the holy Shaolin monks.


It's obviously a low budget film. In the outdoor scenes we can see that the sky and clouds are painted on a wall. They didn't put in much of an effort to hide it. Didn't they think anyone would notice?

I've read that this is one of the most highly acclaimed Shaw Brothers films. That's surprising. To me it looks like a comedy romp. The fights are like a series of vignettes, strung together by a paper thin plot. Yes, there's a lot of violence. People die in the fights, but the battles are so surreal that it's difficult to take the deaths seriously. I enjoy the film, but I wouldn't call it one of the best.

Klaus Schulze: Ballett 1 (2000)


Klaus Schulze - Ballett 1

KS Canon 86

Track Listing:

1. Getting Near 10:43
2. Slightly Touched 29:32
3. Agony 35:30

Notes: Wolfgang Tiepold plays cello.

Rating: 5 Stars

This is the 36th solo album recorded by Klaus Schulze. It was originally released as the sixth album of the "Contemporary Works 1" box set. There were four Ballett albums, the sixth to ninth albums of the box set, but Klaus considers them to be one piece of work. If CDs had been designed to hold 320 minutes of music instead of 80, they would have been a single album.

Before anyone complains about me misspelling ballet, Ballett is the German spelling.

The album is named in honour of Klaus Schulze's mother, who used to be a ballet dancer. This was the first solo album that he recorded after her death in 1998. He unites with Wolfgang Tiepold, who already appeared on his solo albums "X", "Trancefer" and "Audentity". This is exciting to me, because it's my opinion that of all the musicians he's worked with, Wolfgang Tiepold and Harald Grosskopf were his best partners. They're both outstanding musicians in their own right, but they can contribute to Klaus Schulze's music without stealing the limelight. Harald Grosskopf only played on four albums from 1976 to 1978, but the musical connection with Wolfgang Tiepold has continued over the years.

"Ballett 1" was released as a solo CD in 2006. It's now out of print, but in 2017 it was made available as half of the double album "Ballett 1 & 2". It's a must buy for any serious fans of Klaus Schulze's music. It may not be as exciting as some of his early albums from the 1970's, but the emotional depth is breathtaking. The cello on "Agony" brings tears to my eyes.

Monday 30 March 2020

The New Shaolin Boxers (4 Stars)


A question for my Chinese readers: what does the Chinese title of this 1976 film mean? The official English title, "The New Shaolin Boxers", doesn't make sense. It seems totally irrelevant to what actually happens in the film.

Zhong Jian is an idealist young man. He fights injustice wherever he sees it. If he sees a woman being attacked he rescues her, and if people refuses to pay in his uncle's restaurant he beats them up. The trouble is that he does more harm than good. What's the point of forcing someone to hand over ten dollars for a meal if a dozen tables and chairs are shattered in the fight?

Despite the criticism, Zhong Jian doesn't change. His martial arts teacher, Master Zhou, sends him to learn a fighting skill called Choy Li Fut from an old monk.


Why does the training with monks always involve carrying buckets of water up hundreds of steps? Just asking. Is it really essential, or are the monks just too lazy to fetch their own water?

When Zhong Jian is visiting the village he hears that his former master has been killed by a local gang leader. He tells the monk that he wants revenge, and that's the only person he has on his side. He's taught essential fighting skills.


Fu Sheng, the actor who plays Zhong Jian, was only 21 at the time he made the film. His first acting experience was as an extra in "The 14 Amazons", and his talent was immediately recognised. After only four years, this is his 16th film. It looked like he was going to have a big career. He could have become one of the biggest Chinese stars of the 20th Century, but he died at the age of 28 in a car accident. We can be thankful that we have 43 films to remember him.

In the pre-credits scene, Fu Sheng demonstrates Choy Li Fut for uninitiated viewers like me.











Once more, I'm curious about the accuracy of the translations. I welcome my Chinese readers to leave comments below.

Fu Sheng
20 October 1954 – 7 July 1983

Sunday 29 March 2020

Legendary Amazons (4 Stars)


This is a remake of "The 14 Amazons", which I watched two days ago. I watched it again today to compare it with the original. It's difficult to go into details, because the characters are named differently in the two films. Sometimes the names are similar, just the result of different transliteration into English, for instance Yang Tsung Pao in "The 14 Amazons" is Yang Zongbao in "Legendary Amazons". In other cases, the names are so different that it's impossible to tell which characters are the same in the two films.

The biggest and most significant difference is that General Yang Tsung Pao is killed by the Western Xia army in "The 14 Amazons", but in "Legendary Amazons" he's saved by a tribe of herdsmen and is reunited with his family late in the film.

In "The 14 Amazons" the Great Grandmother (called Taijun in "Legendary Amazons") leads the Song Dynasty army, but in this film the 18-year-old Yang Wenguang (Yang Wen Kuang) is the army's leader.

In "Legendary Amazons" only 13 female warriors are explicitly named, but there are many other women who are in the army, maybe 30 or 40, it's difficult to count them all. The 13 named women are easy to follow, if you make notes after their introductions, because each uses a different weapon. For instance, Mu Guiying (Mu Kuei Ying) uses a broadsword and Taijum uses a dragon-head staff. If you can't see a woman's face in a battle scene, look at her weapon.

Only two of the "14 Amazons" are killed, but in "Legendary Amazons" most of the 13 women die.


There's no transgender casting in "Legendary Amazons", even though some of the women decide to cut their hair short for battle. Men are men and women are women. That's the way I like it.


The women wear sensible helmets that protect their heads better than tiaras.

Most of the other differences are a matter of style rather than content. In "The 14 Amazons" there are a lot of skirmishes, whereas in "Legendary Amazons" there are extravagant battle scenes. The large battle scenes are more confusing, but more realistic.

There are a lot of beautiful women in this film. Some of them are addressed as Mother or Grandmother, but they don't look a day over 25.


Mu Guiying is the general's wife and Yan Wenguang's mother. She fights with a Broadsword.


Yang Sanniang fights with a Divine Bow.


Yang Siniang fights with Double Hammers (not in the picture).


Yang Qiniang fights with a Double-Handed Broadsword.


I have no idea what this woman's name is, but she has a Cute Smile.

This is a fun film, easier to follow than "The 14 Amazons", but it still needs a few viewings to figure out all the details.

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Marvel Years 12.11 - November 1972


This month Marvel begins another three comics, making a total of 16 new comics since March. It might seem like Marvel is expanding, but I regret to say that all three of the new comics flopped. This month's first new comic is the Cat, a savage bestial woman. Her costume and her mannerisms are uncannily similar to Woverine, a character who will be introduced two years from now. It seems that America wasn't ready for a savage female, so her traits were transferred to a male super-hero, who was more readily accepted.

This comic will only run for four issues. However, the character herself won't disappear after the end of the series. She'll remain part of the Marvel roster for years, though with a different name and a different costume.

The Cat #1

Title: Beware the Claws of the Cat!

Writer: Linda Fite
Artist: Marie Severin

Villain: Mal Donalbain (fitness fanatic)


Despite its clumsy overemphasising of women's rights, this is an excellent story. Greer Grant is a beautiful and intelligent woman, someone who ought to be a success in life, but she gives it all up for a man. Her husband Bill Nelson is a good man, an honest policeman, and he loves his wife, but he expects her to stay at home. She wants to continue her college studies, but he thinks a woman's place is in the home. The saddest thing about the marriage is that she agrees with him.

Then he's shot in the course of duty. Greer doesn't have much chance to get a good job as someone who dropped out of college to get married. She meets her old professor from college, Dr. Tumolo, who gives her a job as her lab assistant. Dr. Tumolo is working on a machine that can help any woman reach her full potential, both physically and mentally. Greer and another girl use the machine as test subjects, and Greer soon notices that her intelligence, strength and agility are steadily increasing. Unexpectedly, other qualities also increase, including her woman's intuition. She just knows things without being told them, such as knowing that a squirrel has an injured paw.

Dr. Tumolo's research is being funded by Mal Donalbain, a man who wants to open a chain of fitness studios across the USA. He wants super-fit women to run his studios. That's not bad in itself, but he wants obedient super-fit women in his studios. He's invented an obedience collar that will make any woman obey his will. That's a male chauvinist dream. He gives the girls yellow pussycat costumes and claws.

The other girl dies because she doesn't live up to Mal's expectations. Greer Nelson defeats him and his muscle bound goons.

I know Greer Nelson from later comics in her new identity as the Cat, but today is the first time I've read her solo comics. This is a series that deserved a much longer run than four issues. It's ahead of its time? Definitely. Or maybe it was just lost in the middle of Marvel's over-expansion phase.




The second new comic this month is Night Nurse. It features Linda Carter, the star of Linda Carter, Student Nurse, which ran for nine issues starting in 1961. Her original series was written by Stan Lee – who else? – and was primarily a romance comic. The new series is written by Jean Thomas, the wife of Marvel editor-in-chief Roy Thomas.

Night Nurse #1

Title: The Making of a Nurse!

Writer: Jean Thomas
Artist: Winslow Mortimer

Regulars: Christine Palmer, Georgia Jenkins


The three friends Linda Carter, Christine Palmer and Georgia Jenkins are only a few days away from graduation. It's about time! They've been student nurses since 1961. Well, I don't consider the early stories to be canon, so let's forget that. In this issue we read that they've been studying for three years, which would be 1969.

All three girls are facing a dilemma about their future careers. Linda's boyfriend is a rich industrialist, and he wants her to leave Metro General Hospital to marry him the day before graduation. 11 years for nothing. Or three years. It's still wasted time. Greer Grant only gave up two years of college for love.

Christine Palmer comes from a wealthy family that considers nursing to be below their social standing. She was thrown out when she said she wanted to be a nurse. Now her father returns and tells her he'll forgive her if she comes back home after graduation.

Georgia Jenkins comes from the slums that are only a block away from Metro General. Her neighbours consider that the hospital is part of the white man's world, and they want her to come back to her own people. Can anyone really be that stupid? She uncovers a plot for the hospital to be blown up.

Needless to say, all three girls put their nursing careers first. You don't need to wear a cape and fly to be a hero. These three girls are the real heroes.

Sadly, this comic was also a failure. It was cancelled after four issues. I feel that it had promise.




The third new comic this month is Chamber Of Chills, the second new horror anthology comic after Journey Into Mystery last month. Unfortunately the days of anthology stories are over. After seven issues it became a reprint magazine.




In addition to this month's three new comics, there's a fourth almost-new comic. Marvel's comedy comic Spoof began in October 1970, but Spoof #1 didn't sell many copies because, to be honest, it wasn't very good. After a two-year delay Marvel has revived the series. I admit, this issue is better than the first. Instead of being a satire, it's a straight comedy comic. But it won't survive. It will be cancelled after four issues.




Avengers #105

Title: In the beginning was the World Within!

Writer: Steve Englehart
Artist: John Buscema

Avengers: Thor, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Black Panther

Villain: Beast Brood (mutated swamp men)

Regulars: Jarvis

Guests: Sif, Hogun, Fandral, Hildegarde, Silas Grant, Tana Nile


This is truly a landmark issue. It's the first issue that Steve Englehart wrote for the Avengers. He'll write the Avengers comics for the next four years, and in my opinion these were the best stories ever written for the Avengers. My apologies to Stan Lee, but Steve Englehart did something magical with the series.

Steve Englehart is on a nostalgia trip and has even brought the Crazy Credits back. He says that his scripting is a surprise, which it must have been to anyone who picked up this comic at the time, expecting a Roy Thomas story. He says that John Buscema's art is dynamic, which it always is. But all he has to say about John Constanza's lettering is that it's legible.


There's a tightening of the continuity with the solo comics of the other Avengers. I don't know whether this is because of Steve Englehart as the new writer or Roy Thomas as the new editor-in-chief. I suspect the latter. Over the last year it's been practically impossible to sync the stories with one another. Every writer was sitting down and typing his own stories without bothering to ask the other writers what they were doing. This issue marks a return to common sense. I hope it will last.

We see Fandral, Hogun, Hildegarde, Tana Nile and Silas Grant in Avengers Mansion. Judging by the absence of Volstagg, this must have taken place during the early pages of Thor #204. But who's the man on the right in the first panel? Is that the fake Captain America who infiltrated the Avengers Mansion in Captain America and the Falcon #154? Probably.

The Black Panther says he's just visited Daredevil. That was in Daredevil and the Black Widow #92.

The Scarlet Witch has spent the last ten days searching for her brother Quicksilver. Reports of strange men kidnapping scientists at the southern tip of Chile are treated as a lead.


T'Challa has given up the name Black Leopard, which he adopted in Fantastic Four #119. Now he's the Black Panther again. Thank you, T'Challa. I never liked the new name anyway.


The Avengers, accompanied by Sif, find their way into Ka-Zar's Savage Land, and soon they reach Magneto's abandoned laboratory, which was blown up in X-Men #63. Here's a slight error. Iron Man says that Tony Stark is no longer into armaments. That's not true. He's still creating weapons, but he's diversifying into other areas.

The Avengers fight and defeat the so-called Beast Brood, the swamp men mutated by Magneto. It was a false lead. Quicksilver isn't there. They return to New York. They hear about another possible lead on the radio, but Vision refuses to accompany them.




Captain America and the Falcon #155

Title: The Incredible Origin of the Other Captain America!

Writer: Steve Englehart
Artist: Sal Buscema

Villain: Captain America, Bucky, Red Skull (flashback)

Regulars: Sharon Carter


Wow! The Captain America stories keep getting better!

Captain America – the real Captain America who we've known and loved since Avengers #4 – is captured by the fake Captain America and Bucky. The Falcon arrives to help Sharon Carter, but they're also captured. Then the fake Captain America explains who he is. It turns out he's not so fake after all.

As we know from Avengers #4, Captain America was frozen in the ice shortly before the end of World War Two. This is when Timely's Captain America comics ceased being printing. He wasn't revived until 1964. However, in 1953 Stan Lee tried to revive Captain America, presenting him as a warrior against Communism. The comics continued until 1954. That's an obvious contradiction. What do we do? Do we just call the comics non-canon and deny they ever happened? That's what I would have done, but Steve Englehart is a greater man than me. He's written an intricate explanation.


An unnamed young man was a fan of Captain America. He was devastated when Captain America disappeared and was presumed dead. In 1953 he went to Germany to do research on Captain America, and he found the original super-soldier formula, which had been stolen from America. He used the formula on himself and became the new Captain America. He changed his name to Steve Rogers, and he even had minor cosmetic surgery to make himself look identical to Captain America.


He met a young boy who looked so similar to Bucky Barnes that he persuaded him to share the super-soldier formula. They weren't just pretending to be Captain America and Bucky, they really were Captain America and Bucky. They fought valiantly against the threat of Communism in the Cold War.

But then the new series of Captain America comics was cancelled in 1954. What happened next? Captain America 1953, as I like to call him, became an anti-Communist fanatic, like many other good men at the time. He saw Communists everywhere. Anyone who questioned American policy was a Communist in his eyes, including the underprivileged black people in America. The government realised he was doing wrong and feared he would tarnish Captain America's memory, so they put him and Bucky into suspended animation. That's where they've been from 1955 to 1972, until a fanatical anti-Communist decided they were needed again. Now they're back on the streets beating up black people. And he's also trying to get rid of the original Captain America, Captain America 1941, who he considers to be a fake.

Captain America 1941, the Falcon and Sharon Carter break free and prepare for the fight of their lives.




Fantastic Four #128

Title: Death in a dark and lonely place!

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: John Buscema

Fantastic Four: Reed Richards, Susan Richards, Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm

Villain: Mole Man, Kala, Tyrannus


The Human Torch attacks the Thing, thinking that he's a monster. Mr. Fantastic recognises his old friend, whatever he looks like, and pulls the Human Torch away from him.


Sue Barton, Student Nurse? Who's that? I had to google, but I found her. She was the lead character in a series of seven novels written by Helen Boylston from 1936 to 1952. Shouldn't Sue be reading the adventures of Linda Carter, Student Nurse instead?

Kala frees Tyrannus from hypnosis, because she finds him more attractive than Mole Man. She has a point.

The Fantastic Four fight their way to Mole Man's throne room, but he manages to immobilise them. Then Mole Man is attacked by Tyrannus and Kala. After a few minutes Tyrannus turns on Kala, because she isn't beautiful enough for him. What??? I would have fallen into her arms straight away.


It's not just her beauty. Look at this one panel as an example. In the 128 issues of the Fantastic Four, no woman has been drawn with this much cleavage. It's not that Jack Kirby or John Buscema weren't capable of drawing female cleavage. It wasn't permitted by the Comics Code Authority. Now the rules are gradually being relaxed. Very gradually. Nipples are still taboo, even on men.

Mole Man frees the Fantastic Four, and Tyrannus flees. The Thing asks the Mole Man for a cure for blindness, which is the reason he visited the Mole Man's kingdom in the first place. He has no cure, so the Fantastic Four return home empty handed.




Amazing Spider-Man #114

Title: Who the heck is Hammerhead?

Writer: Gerry Conway
Artist: John Romita

Villain: Doctor Octopus, Hammerhead

Regulars: Aunt May, Gwen Stacy, Flash Thompson


Doctor Octopus flees. Spider-Man is taken prisoner by Hammerhead.

Spider-Man never gets an answer to the question in the title, but the reader gets a partial answer. Hammerhead was a gunman found in the street barely alive by a rogue doctor. The doctor healed him, then replaced his skull with steel alloy. Talk about a hard head!

Hammerhead and Doctor Octopus both want to take over the city's crime gangs now that the Kingpin lost his grip on power in Captain America #148.


Check out Hammerhead's girlfriend Myrna. It must be cleavage month at Marvel.

Hammerhead's men track down Doctor Octopus. He's living in a mansion close to the city with an old lady. Spider-Man fears it might be Aunt May, because she found him charming when he was her lodger in Amazing Spider-Man #54. Spider-Man goes to the house, and his spider sense fails to warn him that Aunt May is sneaking up behind him. She hits him over the head with a vase and knocks him unconscious.




Iron Man #52

Title: Raga, Son of Fire!

Writer: Mike Friedrich
Artist: George Tuska

Villain: Raga

Regulars: Marianne Rodgers


Tony Stark has rebuilt his armour to be reliant on solar power. After testing it, he takes a holiday, dancing and flirting with pretty girls. That's what millionaire playboys do.

A forest fire is started by a man who claims to have the power of volcanoes.

Meanwhile, Marianne Rodgers is suffering from hallucinations.

I enjoyed the first five pages of this comic, while everything is low key. It becomes less interesting when the villain reveals himself.




Sub-Mariner #55


Title: The Abominable Snow-King!

Writer: Bill Everett
Artist: Bill Everett

Villain: Torg

Regulars: Betty Prentiss, Namorita

Just look at the way Namor's little cousin is throwing herself at him! That's enough to make his pointy ears stand up straight.

A giant sea monster called Torg is sinking ships to steal their supplies and kidnap their passengers. Does he need them to found a new kingdom? It's not clear, but this is still a great story by Bill Everett. It has a distinct 1950's style, and I say that as a compliment.




The Incredible Hulk #157

Title: Name my vengeance: Rhino!

Writer: Archie Goodwin
Artist: Herb Trimpe

Villain: Leader, Rhyno

Regulars: General Ross, Major Talbot, Betty Ross, Jim Wilson


The Hulk is back on Earth, but very few people know he's still alive. Glenn Talbot and Betty Ross are preparing to marry.

The Leader has been paralysed since the explosion in Incredible Hulk #147. He summons his old ally (or rather servant), Rhino, who's been comatose since Incredible Hulk #124. The Leader electronically transfers his brain into the Rhino, so that he can get revenge on the Hulk. He meets the Hulk in New Jersey and tells him that he intends to wreck the wedding of Glenn and Betty.




Thor #205

Title: A world gone mad!

Writer: Gerry Conway
Artist: John Buscema

Villain: Mephisto

Regulars: Balder, Sif, Hildegarde, Fandral, Hogun, Volstagg


Thor battles Mephisto, who is possessing his friends to use them against him. What Mephisto wants more than anything else is Thor's soul, and he thinks he can get it by making Thor strike those he loves.

Thor wins and takes his friends back to Earth. Almost all of his friends. He forgets Tana Nile and Silas Grant. Or did Gerry Conway forget they were in Hell with him?




Daredevil and the Black Widow #93

Title: A Power Corrupt!

Writer: Gerry Conway
Artist: Gene Colan

Villain: Damon Dran

Regulars: Ivan, Danny French


Daredevil is attacked by the Black Widow, who has obviously been hypnotised. A bomb has been attached to her belt, but Daredevil's keen radar senses spot it immediately.

The globe stolen from Project Four has made Damon Dran invincible. Daredevil rescues Danny French, but the battle isn't over yet.

This is a messy story. It still hasn't been properly explained what the globe is. Why does Damon Dran want to kill Daredevil, when it was the Black Widow who was involved with him. Am I the only one who sees how incoherent Gerry Conway's stories were in the 1970's?




Captain Marvel #23

Title: Death at the end of the world!

Writer: Marv Wolfman
Artist: Wayne Boring

Villain: Megaton (Jules Carter)

Regulars: Rick Jones, Lou-Ann Savannah


Greetings to Marv Wolfman. He wrote an anthology story for Tower Of Shadows two years ago, but this is his first story as a regular Marvel writer. As I remember him, he was a great action writer, somewhat light on emotional content, and he wrote some great stories for Tomb Of Dracula. As I progress through Marvel's years I'll see if my memories are accurate.

It's revealed that Megaton got his powers after stumbling into a Kree outpost that was abandoned after the Kree-Skrull War. He's absorbing more and more energy, threatening to explode with devastating consequences. Captain Marvel carries him into space where he can explode without harming anyone.

The Captain Marvel series is still struggling to find its way. It needs a genius as a writer. Someone like Jim Starlin.




Marvel Feature #6

Title: Hellstorm!

Writer: Mike Friedrich
Artist: Herb Trimpe

Villain: Whirlwind

Regulars: Wasp


We find out that Janet Van Dyne – or is it Janet Pym? – is lying unconscious because she tripped and hit her head. That's an anti-climax. She's assisted and comforted by her chauffeur, who's also the super-villain Whirlwind. He was last seen in costume in Avengers #83.

Henry Pym works to find a cure for the infection that's made him trapped at ant size. Janet uses the antidote on herself. What's that supposed to accomplish? She was never infected. The result is that she too is trapped at ant size... or wasp size, to be more accurate.

Whirlwind starts a fire. The lab burns down. The press assumes they're dead.


Why is the press so fast to jump to conclusions? No bodies were found. Under normal circumstances the Avengers would have rushed to the scene to check what happened. Unless, of course, they're still wandering around the Savage Land.




Marvel Premiere #5

Title: The Lurker in the Labyrinth!

Writer: Gardner Fox
Artist: Irv Wesley (Sam Kweskin)

Villain: Sligguth

Regulars: Ancient One, Wong, Clea


Ebora, the high priestess of the town of Stark(e)sboro, is sacrificing Doctor Strange to the reptilian creature called Sligguth. She says it's necessary, because Doctor Strange is the only one who can prevent the return of Shuma-Gorath, someone who ruled the Earth thousands of years ago but is now sleeping.

He frees himself and fights off Sligguth, who flees into an underground tunnel. Doctor Strange follows him, but the aura of evil surrounding the town makes him too weak to fight.


Doctor Strange asks the Vishanti for help. He's often invoked them over the years, but this is the first time an artist has drawn them. It's unusual that such important characters should be designed by a new artist. Irv Wesley (real name Sam Kweskin) was a regular artist for Atlas, Marvel's predecesor, from 1953 to 1958. After that he worked in the advertising business, and this is his first work for Marvel in 14 years. He was an unpopular artist with fans, and I agree with the consensus that he was too cartoony.


Here's an example of his artwork during Doctor Strange's sacrifice in the town's church. The townspeople are supposed to be deformed and terrifying, but they look like comical characters. At least Ebora has deep cleavage, in keeping with Marvel's new artwork guidelines.

But getting back to the story, the Vishanti don't want to help Doctor Strange, apart from removing the aura of evil over the town. This is enough to allow Doctor Strange to defeat Sligguth. He says that when he returns he'll have the full power of Shuma-Gorath.

Doctor Strange's legs are caught in an underwater crevice. Ebora comes into the chamber to attack him. He needs to keep his eyes away from her cleavage if he wants to survive.

Last month John Constanza couldn't decide how to spell the town's name, calling it Starkesboro 13 times and Starksboro three times. For Sam Rosen there's no doubt: the town is named three times, and every time he spells it Starksboro.




Amazing Adventures #15

Title: Murder in Mid-Air!

Writer: Steve Englehart
Artist: Tom Sutton

Villain: Griffin

Regulars: Vera, Patsy Walker, Buzz Baxter

Guests: Angel, Marvel Girl, Cyclops, Professor X


The Beast collapses into Patsy Baxter's room, badly injured after his battle with Quasimodo last issue. His advanced metabolism helps him heal, but before he gets that far he's delirious and gives away his secrets to Patsy. When he's recovered he tells her the rest and asks for her help.

The Beast's former team member, the Angel, comes to investigate where Hank McCoy has disappeared to. He arrives in the middle of a fight between the Beast and a flying villain called the Griffin. After the fight the Beast tells him everything that's been happening.

The Griffin returns, and the Angel and the Beast defeat him together.

Linda Donaldson, the woman Hank loves, is working for the Secret Empire. I didn't expect to see them again. I thought they were just a division of Hydra. I'll have to check the old comics again.




Tomb of Dracula #5

Title: Death to a Vampire-Slayer!

Writer: Gardner Fox
Artist: Gene Colan

Regulars: Frank Drake, Rachel Van Helsing, Taj

Kills: One woman, at least four men (total at least 9)

Embraces: None (total 3)


Dracula and Taj fall through the black mirror into a world full of demons. Dracula keeps Taj alive as his only source of nourishment. In this world he finds another black mirror. Passing though it, Dracula and Taj arrive in Transylvania shortly after Dracula was staked by Abraham Van Helsing.

Rachel Van Helsing and Frank Drake use a spell book to travel through the black mirror to Dracula's current (or rather past) location.

Dracula awakens an old companion called Lenore.

The villagers attack Dracula's castle, but he kills an unspecified number of them.

Dracula flees into the black mirror again.

The rules for Marvel's Dracula:

A stake made of white thorn wood completely destroys a vampire's heart; i.e. he won't revive when the stake is pulled out. (I don't know what this wood is, but why aren't all stakes made of white thorn wood?)




Werewolf by Night #2

Title: Eye of the Beholder

Writer: Gerry Conway
Artist: Mike Ploog

Villain: Cephalos

Regulars: Lissa Russell, Philipp Russell (flashback), Buck Cowan


A brilliant but terminally ill man called Cephalos wants to use the energy generated when Jack Russell becomes a werewolf to make him strong again. This succeeds, but the Werewolf kills him.



Non-canon comics published this month:

Marvel Team-Up #5 (Gerry Conway, Gil Kane)

Conan the Barbarian #20 (Roy Thomas, Barry Smith)
Kull the Conqueror #5 (Gerry Conway, Marie Severin)
My Love #20 (Gary Friedrich, Jim Starlin)
Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos #104 (Gary Friedrich, Dick Ayers)
Red Wolf #4 (Roy Thomas, Syd Shores)
Rawhide Kid #105 (Larry Lieber, Larry Lieber)
Creatures on the Loose #20 (George Effinger, Gray Morrow)
Chamber of Chills #1 (George Effinger, Craig Russell)
Spoof #2 (Roy Thomas, Marie Severin)