Wednesday, 18 December 2024

The Hidden (4 Stars)


This is the last Weird Wednesday event in my cinema for this year. It's a cult film that deserves to be called weird.

Thomas Beck has been a homicide detective for 13 years. He thinks he's seen it all. Then he's confronted with a strange case. A formerly law abiding citizen suddenly turns into a crazed killer. He dies in hospital after a car chase, but the man lying next to him in hospital stands up and also becomes a killer. An FBI agent, Lloyd Gallagher, arrives to help him with the case. The two men don't get along, because Agent Gallagher is keeping secrets.

This is where the weird comes in. The killer is an alien being who jumps from body to body. Agent Gallagher has been pursuing him for years.

The film isn't perfect. It's given away in an early scene that we're dealing with an alien. It would have been better to keep this secret until later in the film. More suspense. More of an ah ha effect.

I've never considered Kyle McLachlan a good actor, but he's perfect for roles like these. He walks around with a smug grin which is infuriating for everyone around him. He'd probably annoy me as well.

Sunday, 15 December 2024

Kraven the Hunter (4 Stars)


I've reached the point where I don't expect Marvel films to be good. Most of them are average quality at best. So I went to the cinema today expecting nothing, and I walked out pleasantly surprised at the high quality. "Kraven the Hunter" has received many negative reviews, but most of them were written before it was released. Were the critics given advance screenings? Or did they just assume it would be bad and wrote their reviews without seeing the film? I suspect the latter.

The theme of the film is identical to "Wicked", which I watched yesterday. Kraven is a villain in Marvel comics, who first appeared in "Amazing Spider-Man" in 1964. The film shows him as a good man with noble motives. The posters have the tagline, "Villains aren't born, they're made". We don't see him developing into a villain, so that's something we could expect in "Kraven Part Two", if it's ever made.


At the moment it seems unlikely that there will ever be a sequel. Sony has announced that it will no longer continue with its Spider-Man Shared Universe (SSU), a series of films featuring characters connected with Spider-Man. Most of them were box office failures, whether the reason was Marvel fatigue or simply poor quality. It's a shame that the decision was made to cancel the Kraven character even before the film was released. Aaron Taylor-Johnson puts on an outstanding performance, as always, and he deserves a second chance. Maybe he can appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), if they ever step back and stop making multiverse films.

Saturday, 14 December 2024

Wicked (4 Stars)


This film bookends my life as a film fan. The very first film I saw was "The Wizard of Oz". I saw it in the cinema, but obviously not when it was first released. I wasn't born in 1939. I can't remember the exact year when I saw it, but I'm certain it was my first film, because my parents didn't own a television until I was six years old. Yes, I'm old enough to remember the dim, distant days when televisions weren't an item taken for granted. They were very expensive in my youth. My parents always rented a television, because they couldn't afford to buy one.

The correct name of this film is "Wicked Part One". That's what's written on the splash screen. The second part is due to be released next year. The two films serve as a prequel to "The Wizard of Oz".

I don't want to give too many spoilers for the film, but the main theme is that we're invited to have sympathy for the Wicked Witch of the West. She was an outcast all her life because of her skin colour; she was born green. In "Wicked Part One" we see that she uses her magical powers for good. So how did she turn bad? We'll have to wait for Part Two to find out.

I've always been a sucker for a musical. The music was uplifting, even though the lyrics were often shallow. I was happy to see that the cinema was almost full. That's the way cinemas should be.

Friday, 13 December 2024

Black Mask (4 Stars)


A Chinese super-hero film? Why not? China can do everything America can, and often better.

Tsui Chik was a participant in a Chinese supersoldier project. After intense training in martial arts, the subjects were treated to numb their nerve endings. They became unable to feel anything, including pain, making them the perfect soldiers. After one of them went crazy and killed a group of soldiers, the project was abandoned. It was decided to kill all of the team, but Tsui found out about it and encouraged everyone to flee.

Two years later, Tsui is living as a timid librarian in Hong Kong. He tries to forget his past. He's reminded when there are police reports of the deaths of hundreds of drug lords. The police have mixed opinions. They were doubtlessly people who deserved to die, but does it mean a new, more dangerous gang wants to take over? Tsui recognises a former member of the supersoldier team taking part in an attack, and the past catches up with him.

It turns out that the whole of his squadron is together as a team, calling themselves the 701's. Don't ask me why. Their goal is to make money. They've killed the Hong Kong drug lords to set themselves up as the exclusive suppliers of drugs from Colombia. They're also hacking into the Hong Kong police computers to find out the names of undercover police informants in the Colombian cartel. Hmmm. Would this information be stored in Hong Kong?

The 701's want Tsui to join them, but he has no interest in a life of crime. He puts on a black mask and a chauffeur's uniform to fight against them. He's deliberately modelling himself on Kato from the Green Hornet TV series.


The disguise is so effective that not even his fellow librarian Tracy can recognise him. That's nothing unusual. In DC comics, all that Clark Kent needed to do to disguise himself was take his glasses off. Tracy has a crush on Tsui, but she finds Black Mask annoying and arrogant.

Tsui's motivation isn't to become a superhero. It's a task that's thrust upon him. What he wants most is to reverse the operation performed on him and become able to feel again. He considers it a curse that he can never feel the touch of a woman or feel her kisses on his lips. He's right. That's a terrible curse. I would do anything to be able to taste Karen Mok's kisses. She's the actress who plays Tracy, and she also sings the film's theme song. In China it's common for actors to be singers as well. Even Jackie Chan sings the theme songs for his Chinese movies.

The film was released in 1996. In 1999 a censored version was released in American cinemas. Too much blood for American audiences. Finally, after 28 years, an uncensored version has been released in Britain and America. Is there really too much blood? I don't find it excessive.

The film suffers from one of the illnesses of American action films. The night-time scenes are often too dark. It's realistic, but unnecessary. It should always be easy to see who's fighting who.

Success Rate:  + 1.3

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Tuesday, 10 December 2024

King Richard (5 Stars)


Serena and Venus Williams are the best female tennis players of all time. It's obvious that a documentary or biopic about them will be made at some point. Probably both. But this film takes a different path. It tells the story of their father, Richard Williams. Was he a genius? A madman? Divinely inspired? Based on the film, he was a mixture of all three.

He was a prophet. When he saw Virginia Woolf playing on television he said that he would have two daughters who would become tennis champions. Does that sound mad? Venus Williams was born on 17th June 1980, and Serena Williams was born on 26th September 1981. Two girls, so the first part of the prophecy came true. Now for the hard work. When they were four he began to train them at a public tennis court. He was a hard teacher. Whatever the weather they had to play every evening, even in the rain. It wasn't just about sport. He insisted that they should get top grades in school.

Richard didn't have an easy life. He lived in Compton, California, in a small house with his wife and five daughters. Venus and Serena had to share a bedroom with their three older sisters. He was lucky that he only had girls, or the house wouldn't have fit. His faith as a Jehovah's Witness was important.

Richard knew that he couldn't do everything himself. The film begins when Venus is 11. He keeps ringing tennis coaches, getting on their nerves, telling them that he has two tennis prodigies who need help. That must have sounded mad to anyone who picked up the phone. One tennis prodigy, maybe, but two? Richard kept pushing. He found a coach, Paul Cohen, willing to train Venus for free. To make up for Serena being neglected, he filmed all the training sessions and sent the films for Serena to follow the instructions at home. Is it that easy? Only for a brilliant divinely inspired madman.


The film ends with 14-year-old Venus playing her first professional match against Arantxa Vicario, the world's number one seed. After leading in the first two sets, Venus eventually loses as a result of her poor nerves. Despite her loss, her performance on the court makes her a world star. And the rest can be left to a future biopic about Venus and her little sister Serena.

Success Rate:  - 1.3

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Saturday, 7 December 2024

Rome 1.05 - The Ram has touched the Wall


Pompey is staring wistfully at the sea, when he receives a message from Caesar offering a truce. Surprisingly, he immediately accepts the offer, but in his reply he says that he won't meet Caesar face to face. Apart from being a personal insult, in Roman law any official agreement required a shaking of hands.

The slaves that Vorenus bought have died of Black Blood Flux. From what I understand, it's an illness of the intestines that causes severe diarrhoea, leading to death by dehydration. The disease receives its name from the diarrhoea being mixed with blood. This leaves Vorenus almost broke. Only one slave, a young boy, has remained healthy. Vorenus takes him home and gives him to his wife Niobe. The boy is too young to work, so he'll be a playmate for his children.

Vorenus needs money, so he accepts a job as a bodyguard for the businessman Erastes Fulmen. In his first job he finds out that he's more of an enforcer. A debtor refuses to pay, so Erastes first orders Vorenus to break his arm, then to kill him. Vorenus has killed many men as a soldier, but he can't bear to do work like this. He quits the job and goes to Mark Anthony to ask to return to the army. He's given the position of an evocatus, a soldier above the centurions. He's also made a prefect, but I haven't been able to figure out what that is. He's also given a signing up bonus of 9000 sestertii, the equivalent of six years wages, which is enough for Vorenus and his family to live comfortably.


Pullo has grown attached to the unnamed slave girl he saw accompanying the grain cart with the treasury money. He wants to buy her, but he doesn't have enough money. That's strange, because Caesar gave him a reward of 10,000 sestertii in the last episode. Has he already lost it by gambling? Vorenus pays for him, and he takes the girl home to his wife. She's reluctant to accept another slave, but Vorenus insists that she'll be a good worker. Pullo is getting soft. He's always been a heartless womaniser, but he has feelings for the girl despite never having slept with her.

Atia hires Pullo as a tutor for her son Octavian. She wants him to teach Octavian manly arts, sich as fighting, skinning animals and copulating. But Octavian already considers Pullo a friend. Pullo asks Octavian for advice. He's seen Evander with Niobe, and he suspects that they're having an affair, but he can't prove it. What should he do? Octavian, in his great wisdom, says that Pullo can't speak to Vorenus about it unless he's absolutely certain. There's an easy way to find out: torture.

Pullo and Octavian sneak out at night and capture Evander. They take him down into the sewers below the city to ask him what he's been doing with Niobe. After having his thumbs cut off he confesses that he's had an affair with her for the last two years, because Niobe assumed her husband was dead. Then he confesses that the new-born baby is his son. Pullo kills him in rage and dumps his body in the water. He agrees with Octavian that Vorenus should never find out about it.


Atia hears about Caesar's affair with Servilia and decides to make it public. She tells her servant Timon to hire people to draw graffiti portraying the two around the city. Caesar sees the drawings when he's riding in a carriage with his wife Calpurnia. She's disgusted and threatens to divorce him. Caesar quickly goes to Servilia and breaks off the relationship, telling her it's for the good of the Republic. That's one way of putting it.

When Caesar receives Pompey's reply he considers the refusal to meet him face to face a rejection of his truce. He leads his army to Corfinium to confront Pompey, but he's already left. Caesar assumes he's sailed to Greece.

To me this seems like a filler episode. Very little of historical importance takes place. It's all about the personal lives of Vorenus, Pullo and Caesar himself.

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Thursday, 5 December 2024

Rome 1.04 - Stealing from Saturn


Caesar enters Rome and takes the city as his own. He offers a pardon to whoever has acted against him in the past.

Pompey is confident that Caesar's army will mutiny when they're not paid. In the last episode he took the gold from the treasury, which should leave Caesar broke. Pompey expects the gold to reach him in Corfinium, but it doesn't arrive. He finds out from the only survivor of the battle with the scouts that Vorenus was the leader, and it's suspected that he took the gold.

Caesar consults the augurs to find out if the God Jupiter supports his control of Rome. Birds are released, and the augurs have to interpret Jupiter's will by the direction they fly. To be certain that the augurs will be favourable, Caesar bribes the chief augur 250,000 sestertii. It's unclear how much this would be in today's money, but the augur's yearly salary was approximately 1,000 sesterii. And guess what? The next day the augur announces that the birds have shown that Jupiter favours Caesar.

Vorenus, now a civilian, opens a new business, trading slaves and commercial items from Gaul. If I understood correctly, he's also offering fire insurance. That's a big responsibility for a single man. He tries to gain favour with his wife Niobe, confessing that he hasn't treated her right. He holds a party to greet his new guests. One of the guests is Evander Pulchio, the father of Niobe's new born baby. Evander gets drunk and starts a brawl, in which he knocks over the bust of Janus. Vorenus considers this a bad omen.

Later in the evening Pompey's son Quintus arrives to demand the stolen gold back. Vorenus knows nothing about it, so Quintus threatens to kill Niobe. At this moment Pullo arrives, dressed like a king and throwing coins around. He jumps to Vorenus' defence, taking Quintus prisoner. They lead Quintus to Caesar, expecting him to be executed, but Caesar is merciful. He sends Quintus back to Pompey with the offer of a truce.


Mark Antony considers offering a truce a sign of weakness. Only Octavian is wise enough to understand Caesar's strategy. He expects Pompey to reject the truce, which will make the senators abandon him and go to Caesar to ask for mercy. Octavian is unusually intelligent for a 14-year-old.

After Quintus is sent away, Caesar has an epileptic fit. Epilepsy was known as morbus comitialis, and it was considered a sign that a person was disfavoured by Apollo. Caesar's slave Posca quickly leads Caesar away into a closet where he can't be seen. The only other witness, seemingly, was Octavian, who's sworn to secrecy. But one of Atia's servants also witnessed the incident.

It's not certain that Caesar really was epileptic. Modern scholars suspect that it was another illness.

On Vorenus' encouragement, Pullo brings the gold to Caesar, claiming that he's been keeping it for him. Caesar says he knows that Pullo is a thief, but he'll forgive him. He gives Pullo a reward of 10,000 sesterii. A lot of money.

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