Schoolgirl Report 5 (4 Stars)

After a seven month break I've returned to watching the German Schoolgirl Report films. You can find links to my previous reviews at the end of this post. I'll probably watch the rest of the installments this month. Probably. While I like to watch a film series together, I also like to vary my viewing.

The recurring theme of this film is schoolgirls with older men. While this theme was touched in the previous films, it's more obvious here, occurring in six out of the seven episodes.

1. During a school outing in the woods Petra bets two of her classmates 20 ice cream sundaes that she can seduce the assistant teacher. "He won't sleep with you, he's not an idiot, he knows the consequences" -- "He's a man. When his thing goes up he loses his understanding." Too true. After she lures him into a cabin and takes her clothes off he goes wild and throws caution to the wind.

2. Margit (15) lusts for her grandfather. She threatens to accuse him of rape if he doesn't have sex with her regularly. Eventually the grandfather repents and confesses to her parents and the police.

3. Peter (18) and Gabi (16) are both virgins. They want sex with one another, but when they get together they're inexperienced and clumsy. Gabi decides to seduce her 40-year-old lodger, who willingly shows her what to do. Peter asks his Aunt Erika for advice, and she seduces him. The next time they meet Peter and Gabi have sex, and they live happily ever after.

4. This is the longest episode in the film and stars Ingrid Steeger as Eva (17). Eva goes to a Catholic school and is in love with the priest who teaches religion. After he refuses her attempts to seduce him she decides to take revenge. She arranges for a biker to beat up the priest, but surprisingly the priest is a better fighter. This impresses her so much that she attempts to seduce him again, and this time she succeeds. The priest lets himself be transferred to another town, but Eva finds him. When she tells him that she's pregnant he decides to leave the priesthood and marry her -- "I can serve God in other careers" -- because he would rather be a good father than a bad priest.

5. Now for a comic interlude starring the regulars Rinaldo Talamonti and Rosl Mayr. Uschi (16) is a sexually active girl. Her classmate Inge is still a virgin, so Uschi takes her to the school showers which are currently being repaired by the plumbers Luigi (Rinaldo Talamonti) and Franz. Uschi pairs up with Franz, while Luigi takes Inge into another room. This is where the comedy starts. Luigi is a small man, Inge is tall, so his head only comes up to her breasts. He wants to have sex with her standing up, so he has to stand on a crate. When the crate falls away Inge runs around with Luigi on her back. And in walks the school's headmistress, played by Rosl Mayr. She doesn't have to say anything funny. She just has to stand there and talk. Her accent and the expression on her face are so hilarious.

6. Steffi (18) is still a virgin. She picks up an older man in a cafe, Edgar. They have a wild relationship and she becomes addicted to sex, demanding it from him every day. After three months he leaves her, confessing that he has a wife and children. Steffi has sex with one man after another, but none of them are as good as Edgar. Then she's spotted one day by her classmates. They make fun of her for preferring older men, and say that as her classmates they deserve to have sex with her as well. Five boys take her into a warehouse where military equipment is stored and take turns raping her.

7. The last episode is the only one that doesn't involve an older man. Not much older, anyway. Ruth (17) is mocked by her classmates because she's still a virgin. They take her to a club where a student called Henry works as a part-time gigolo. They pay him to have sex with her, but when they're he thinks that she's too nice to have sex with him and refuses to go ahead with it. After this Henry and Ruth begin a relationship which finally culminates in sex. Love first, sex later. Right? Most of the Schoolgirl Report films end with a happy ending to send the cinema visitors home with a smile on their face.

Is this a good film or a bad film? It depends on what you're looking for. Despite the sleazy subject matter, it's not a pornographic film. Some people will consider the film has too much sex, others will say it doesn't have enough. As a fan of 1970's German sex films I love it. I give it 4 stars, but judge it for yourself. If you understand German well enough to watch it.

Schoolgirl Report was reviewed here.
Schoolgirl Report 2 was reviewed here.
Schoolgirl Report 3 was reviewed here.
Schoolgirl Report 4 was reviewed here.