Bare Wench 3: Path of the Wicked (4 Stars)

This is the third film in the Bare Wench Project series. Two more Bare Wench films were released after this, but I don't consider them to be real films, so for me this is the final film in the trilogy. The other two films are just "best of" compilations of footage from the first three films. The fourth film concentrates on Nikki Fritz. It was a private release, only available from Nikki's web site. The fifth film has footage of all the girls in the films.

This film deviates strongly from the first two films in style and content. In this film a team of girls return to Bare Wench Mountain, but their objective is to investigate alleged alien abductions. The camera is no longer held by a member of the team, so the whole team is always in the scenes.

The new team is assembled by Zoe, who looks suspiciously like Chloe in the first film. This is hardly a surprise, since she's also played by Julie K. Smith. The five girls bravely head into the mountains without a guide, but luckily they find Lunk lying in the snow and revive him by warming him with their breasts. Before you say that Lunk must be the luckiest man on Earth, once more the girls are all lesbians. As far as I can tell from the films the whole female population of Delaware is lesbian. I'm surprised that Delaware has any people left by now.

Even though the first film is better overall, this film is the sexiest film in the trilogy. It contains more nudity than the previous two films, and more importantly, it features a lot more of Julie K. Smith.

Dick Bigdickian, played once more by Andy Sidaris, has lost all his money in the stock market and is now living in Las Vegas. He's the manager of a dancer called Roxy Galore who looks identical to the Bare Wench, but is actually a transgender ex-man. This was Andy's last appearance in a film before his death. He is sadly missed, both as a person and as a film maker. Will there ever be another like him?

The great Andy Sidaris