This ain't the Expendables XXX (4 Stars)

This ain't a parody. Don't just take my word for it, buy it and see for yourself. The film is a remake of the original Expendables film, but in this version the mercenaries are women. Tera Patrick and Kimberley Kane are a lot better looking than Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone.

Tera Patrick had retired from the adult film industry for six years, but Axel Braun thought the role of Trench was perfect for her and persuaded her to come back. She made the film only five months after giving birth, but her figure is still perfect. Let's hope Axel can give her more roles. She said that she would like to play a super-hero. I think she would be perfect as Mantis in his next Avengers film.

Axel helps Tera with her lines.

Now she refuses to give him back his chair.

Kylie Ireland (Guns Jensen) sharpens her knife.

Kimberley Kane (Bailey Ross) wonders who to kill next.

Ryan Driller learns how to play Strip Backgammon.