Saturday 13 July 2013

This ain't Dirty Jobs XXX (4 Stars)

This is a well crafted parody of the American television series "Dirty Jobs". Actor extraordinaire Evan Stone is the host who guides the viewer through five scenes. I originally intended to lower the rating for tasteless sections that I found extremely unsexy, but then I realised that it's what the film is all about: dirty jobs.

The first two scenes take part at Hustler headquarters. In the first scene Evan Stone shows how couples have sex as part of the daily job of being a porn star. That's a dirty job? I've never liked the idea of calling sex dirty.

In the second scene Evan shows us how Hustler performs its own quality testing for its sex toys, in this case dildos.

In the third scene Evan is a cleaner in the restroom of a top Hollywood club. In one of the tasteless moments I mentioned above he takes (to use his own words) faecal matter out of a toilet and tastes it to identify what the customer has been eating. Icky.

In the fourth scene Evan is cleaning horse stables. He demonstrates how to use a rake to separate horse shit from the hay, so that the hay can be reused. I've learnt something new. Incidentally, in Germany they call horse droppings "horse apples". That's kind of cute.

In the fifth scene Evan is cutting down overhanging branches from trees. Evidently, in California trees and bushes have to be at least 20 meters away from houses to prevent fire spreading.

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