Henceforth, all good and decent citizens of Pleasantville are to obey this
CODE OF CONDUCT:
1. All public disruption and acts of vandalism are to cease immediately.
2. All citizens of Pleasantville are to treat each other in a courteous and
pleasant manner.
3. The area commonly known as Lovers Lane as well as the public library shall
be closed until further notice.
4. The only permissible recorded music shall be the following: Johnny Mathis,
Perry Como, Jack Jones, the marches of John Philip Sousa and the Star-Spangled
Banner. In no event shall any music be tolerated that is not of a temperate or
pleasant nature.
5. There shall be no public sale of umbrellas or preparation for inclement
weather of any kind.
6. No bed frame or mattress may be sold measuring more than 38 inches wide.
7. The only permissible paint colours shall be black, white and grey, despite
the recent availability of certain alternatives.
8. All elementary and high school curriculum shall teach the non-changeist
view of history emphasising continuity over alteration.
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