Wednesday 31 July 2019

Avengers: Endgame (5 Stars)


This is the third time I've seen "Avengers: Endgame". The first time I saw it was in a German cinema. The second time was in an English cinema. Today I watched it in a friend's house, in beautiful 4K resolution and supposedly Dolby Surround Sound. I say supposedly, because I wasn't aware of being surrounded by the sound. It seemed to be coming to me from the front, like a normal stereo soundtrack. I'm saying that as a compliment. If I'm watching a film that's taking place in front of me, I don't want to hear the noises behind me.

I feel quite jealous of the beautiful movie system that I enjoyed today. It's not a matter of money. I could afford it if I wanted to. My trouble is the size and layout of my room. The furthest I can sit away from the screen is 135 cm (53 inches), so the largest screen that would be sensible for me is 49 inches.

Yesterday I watched "Avengers: Infinity War", which helped me to appreciate "Avengers Endgame" in its context. "Infinity War" has action all the way, whereas "Endgame" is slow and  mournful, with only occasional action scenes, all of which are splendid when the action breaks out. For the first hour very little happens at all. We meet the characters, and we share their sorrow after having lost so many friends.


I'm pleased to see that Captain Marvel's powers haven't been toned down in the film. Of the highly powered heroes, she's the only one who lives up to her strength in the comics. This makes her the most powerful hero in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), unlike the comics, where several heroes have greater power, such as Warlock and the Silver Surfer. The original male Captain Mervel in the comics was also stronger than her.

Where do the Avengers go from here? Where does the MCU go from here? Kevin Feige, the producer of the MCU, has promised that there won't be an early reboot, starting the Avengers again from the beginning with younger actors. In "Endgame" several characters were killed, and others will disappear because the actors haven't renewed their contracts, so now they've gone for good. They'll be replaced by other Marvel characters; there are so many to choose from. This is a good idea, but we can't go on like that forever. The best, most appealing characters are the ones that Stan Lee invented in the 1960's, and cinema audiences will grow bored when they've disappeared. A reboot is inevitable, but when will it happen? I don't know yet. The Marvel bosses will make a decision based on the viewing figures.

"Avengers Endgame" has become the highest grossing film ever, if the figures aren't adjusted for inflation. That's one of the advantages of my Success Rate. It's a relative number from comparing the budget and the box office takings, so inflation doesn't play a role. My way of calculating the Success Rate makes "Endgame" the most successful film in the MCU, but less successful than the non-MCU Marvel film "Venom", which scored + 6.6.

Success Rate:  + 5.8

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In the review I wrote yesterday about "Avengers: Infinity War" I said that Thanos would never retire and become a hermit or a farmer. One of my friends sent me a message, saying that I was mistaken. He pointed out, quite correctly, that after he lost the Infinity Gauntlet to Adam Warlock he became a farmer, "scraping out a living from the soil". However, this is what he became after losing the Gauntlet. He would never have become a farmer if he had remained the universe's supreme being. He was exiled to live alone on a remote planet by Adam Warlock, so what else could be do except to farm the land?


As we can see, he's become very stoic. He accepts his new position in life. However, I don't believe he would have taken this position voluntarily.

The story of Thanos continues in Marvel comics, some of them written by Jim Starlin, but for me this page isn't just the end of the Infinity Gauntlet saga, it's the final end of what I consider to be Marvel canon.

Tuesday 30 July 2019

Avengers: Infinity War (5 Stars)


Despite my love for this film, I have to point out – yet again! – that it's not the same Thanos that we know in the comics.

In the comics written by Jim Starlin, Thanos' motivation for killing half of the universe isn't to achieve a cosmic balance or to solve the problems of overpopulation. It's a sacrifice for the woman he loves, Death. He thinks it's something that will please her and make her love him. I don't know whether I'll get as far as the Infinity Gauntlet comics in my Marvel Years posts. That's in 1991, and I'll probably stop when I get to 1984. I'm not sure yet.

Thanos would never retire and become a hermit or a farmer. If he destroyed half of the universe he would want to rule over the other half.

So much to his motivation. As for the Snap, it wasn't a magical act powered by the gloves. He could have killed half of the universe merely by thinking about it. The finger snapping is just a gesture to show that killing trillions of people is as easy as snapping his fingers.


What I likie about this film is its epic quality. There are battles taking place at the same time all over the world, and all over the universe. Some of the battles are very close, and we expect the good guys to win. In other battles it's obvious that they're too weak, but all the battles are enjoyable.

We can almost like Thanos. He's an environmentalist who is carrying out a plan to save the universe. In the film at least. Maybe he's not Thanos as we see him in the comics, but his benevolent nature is suitable for the film. Films profit from having villains that we can sympathise with. That's not so necessary in comics. It's just an added plus.


"You can't be a friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man if there's no neighbourhood".

Don't worry, Peter Parker, there will still be a neighbourhood after Thanos snaps his fingers; there will just be less children playing in the street.


Is there anyone else who disagrees with the German translation of "Wakanda Forever"?


This character isn't named in the film, but in the credits she's listed as Proxima Midnight, a post-canon servant of Thanos. She was played by two actresses: Carrie Coon in facial close-ups, and Monique Ganderton when her full body was shown. She returns in "Avengers Endgame", but in that film she's only played by Monique Ganderton. I think that she has a fascinating face. Fascinatingly evil.

I intend to rewatch "Avengers Endgame" tomorrow. I can judge the films better if I watch them back to back.

Success Rate:  + 4.5

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Marvel Years 09.05 - May 1969


Marvel Super-Heroes #20

Title: This Man, This Demon!

Writer: Larry Lieber
Artist: Larry Lieber

Villain: Diablo

Guests: Fantastic Four (Reed Richards, Susan Richards, Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm) (vision)


This is the last original story that appears in Marvel Super-Heroes, apart from an adapted story related by the Watcher in Marvel Super-Heroes #23. It's a very special 24-page epic that stars Marvel's greatest villain, Doctor Doom.

Diablo, who we last saw in Avengers #42, approaches Doctor Doom and offers an alliance. He suggests that they use Doctor Doom's time machine, which is in the American castle that he hasn't used since Fantastic Four #5. Diablo suggests that they change the course of history, using their superior powers of science and necromancy. When Doctor Doom refuses, Diablo reveals that he's holding his childhood lover Valeria as a hostage. Doom tricks Diablo and sends him into the distant future.

Valeria says that she will be Doctor Doom's lover again if he renounces his goal of world domination. He doesn't reply.

This story is slightly out of sync with the current stories of Doctor Doom. It must have taken place before Fantastic Four #84 (March 1969).




Captain America #113

Title: Lest we forget!

Writer: Jim Steranko
Artist: Jim Steranko

Villain: Hydra, Madame Hydra

Regulars: Rick Jones, Nick Fury, Sharon Carter

Guests: Avengers (Thor, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Vision, Black Panther)
        Dum Dum Dugan, Gabriel Jones, Jasper Sitwell


After last month's non-canon issue written by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Jim Steranko returns to the comic with his dazzling story and artwork. We see the funeral of Steve Rogers, whose death was faked in Captain America #111. It's a genuine funeral, because at this time nobody knows what's really happened.

Madame Hydra attacks the funeral after recounting her origin story. The Avengers and the other guests are knocked unconscious by gas. Is it that easy? They're packed into coffins to be carried away, when Captain America returns and defeats Hydra. Madame Hydra herself is killed in a missile attack... supposedly.

This story is obviously out of sync with the current Avengers comic, but it's easy to deduce when it takes place. Yellowjacket and the Wasp are missing, so they must be on their honeymoon. The story has to take place between Avengers #60 and Avengers #61.




Amazing Spider-Man #72

Title: Rocked by the Shocker!

Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: John Romita

Villain: Shocker, Lizard (flashback)

Regulars: Aunt May, Anna Watson, Captain Stacy, Gwen Stacy, J. Jonah Jameson, Flash Thompson


The Saga of the Stone Tablet continues. Last issue Spider-Man delivered it to Captain Stacy, so it could be given back to the authorities, but before Captain Stacy has a chance to get rid of it the Shocker attacks him to steal it. I wonder how he knew that Captain Stacy had it.

We last saw the Shocker in Amazing Spider-Man #46. Spider-Man postpones the battle while he sees his Aunt May off on holiday to Florida. Then he returns to defeat him.


While J. Jonah Jameson is in hospital the Daily Bugle has been printing articles praising Spider-Man. This is enough to drive him crazy. As if he isn't crazy already.




Captain Marvel #13

Title: Traitors or Heroes?

Writer: Gary Friedrich
Artist: Frank Springer

Villain: Man-Slayer (robot), Yon-Rogg

Regulars: Carol Danvers


This issue marks the arrival of a new creative team, Gary Friedrich and Frank Springer.

The Man-Slayer revives after losing the Mad Thinker's control beam last issue. Now it's a different enemy. With no control it's confused and doesn't know what to do. It merely recognises Captain Marvel as an enemy.

Captain Marvel has the upper hand when fighting with the Man-Slayer at the Cape, but the soldiers on the ground are firing at him, because they think he's a traitor. He breaks off the fight and teleports to the orbiting Kree ship to get revenge on Yon-Rogg for killing Una.


The soldiers read Doctor Strange comics. They have good taste. I wonder if they also read Millie The Model, Mad about Millie and this month's new comic, Chili? See the bottom of this page.

Captain Marvel underestimates Yon-Rogg and is almost knocked out. He sees on a view screen that the Man-Slayer is threatening Carol Danvers, so he teleports back to Earth.

Captain Marvel destroys the Man-Slayer. Then soldiers arrive to arrest him as a traitor.




Daredevil #52

Title: The Night of the Panther!

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: Barry Smith

Villain: Starr Saxon

Regulars: Foggy Nelson, Karen Page

Guests: Black Panther, Yellowjacket, Vision


Black Panther is in the streets looking for Hawkeye, not yet aware that he's become Goliath. The police enlist his help in searching for Daredevil. He follows Daredevil to Matt Murdock's apartment, where Starr Saxon is holding Karen Page hostage. Together they overcome him. From the conversation between Daredevil and Starr Saxon, the Black Panther deduces that Matt Murdock is Daredevil. Karen also begins to suspect it.

Daredevil has to let Starr Saxon go, because there's not enough proof that he was responsible for Biggie Benson's death.




The Avengers #64

Title: Like a Death Ray from the Sky!

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: Gene Colan

Avengers: Goliath (Clint Barton), Black Panther, Vision, Yellowjacket, Wasp

Villain: Egghead

Regulars: Black Widow, Jarvis

This issue has a three-part splash page, so I've reproduced all three pages for you to marvel at. Does anyone still doubt that Gene Colan is an artistic genius?



In this issue Goliath (previously Hawkeye) finally reveals to his fellow Avengers that his real name is Clint Barton. It would have been awkward for them to carry on calling him Hawkeye in his new costumed identity.

Egghead destroys a small town in the American Midwest. Nobody has been harmed because he gave an advance warning. He threatens to strike again, without a warning, if his terms aren't met. His terms aren't named. Maybe he asked for 100 billion dollars. Or even a kajillion kajillion dollars.

The racketeer Barney Barton comes to Avengers Mansion to tell them where Egghead's orbiting space station is located. He insists on boarding the Avengers' rocket with them to face Egghead. In the battle he dies a hero. Supposedly? Clint reveals that Barney was his brother.




Thor #164

Title: Lest Mankind Fall!

Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: Jack Kirby

Villain: Pluto, Mutates, Karnilla

Regulars: Odin, Sif, Balder

Guests: Him, Zeus


Thor and Sif fight valiantly against the Mutates, but they're incapable of defeating Pluto himself. The only thing Thor can do is move the contents of the funnel back to the 20th Century.

Balder is still plagued by his love for the Norn Queen Karnilla. He asks Odin for assistance, but Odin tells him, quite rightly, that no power can stop love. "That which lies within the heart of man and God is eternally inviolate". The best he can do is offer him distraction. He sends him to Earth to assist Thor and Sif in the battle against Pluto.

Even the three Gods aren't strong enough to defeat Pluto. However, Zeus sees Pluto on Earth and sends him back to the underworld.


Here's that funny word a'bornig again, that Stan Lee first used on the cover of Thor #162. I've figured out what it means now. It's slang from the southern states of America and just means "beginning".




The Incredible Hulk #115

Title: Lo, the Leader Lives

Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: Herb Trimpe

Villain: Leader

Regulars: General Ross, Major Talbot, Betty Ross

Guests: Watcher (flashback)


The Leader returns, after seemingly dying in Tales To Astonish #74. He offers his services to General Ross as the only person capable of imprisoning the Hulk. He puts him in a prison made of plasti-thene (TM), a material that always snaps back when it's pushed.

We can guess that the Leader didn't help out of the goodness of his heart. It was because he considered the Hulk the only one strong enough to stop his evil plans.




Sub-Mariner #13

Title: Death, thou shalt die!

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: Marie Severin

Villain: Naga, Karthon


Sub-Mariner is sentenced to die by combat in the arena. Against all expectations he defeats the creatures which are set against him. Finally he is allowed to pick his opponent, and he asks to fight Naga. The request is granted, but Naga is much too powerful for Sub-Mariner. Before he kills Sub-Mariner he reveals that the girl who died on his throne last issue wasn't Dorma, it was a Lemurian called Llyna. Karthon recognises her as his sister, so he strikes Naga dead from behind. Karthon is appointed the new ruler of Lemuria, and Naga is buried with the serpent crown.




Fantastic Four #86

Title: The Victims

Writer: Stan Lee
Artist: Jack Kirby

Fantastic Four: Reed Richards, Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm, Crystal

Villain: Doctor Doom

Regulars: Susan Richards


Doctor Doom's robots are attacking his own people. Originally this was intended as a test of their capabilities, but now they're out of control. The Fantastic Four have lost their powers due to Doctor Doom's Hypno-Persuader (TM), so Reed Richards organises the villagers into an army against the robots.

The Fantastic Four slowly regain their powers and manage to defeat the robots. Doctor Doom detonates an explosion to destroy the Fantastic Four and everyone around them, at which point the dea ex machina (sic) arrives. Susan Richards has followed the others to Latveria to protect them.




Iron Man #13

Title: Captives of the Controller!

Writer: Archie Goodwin
Artist: George Tuska

Villain: Controller

Regulars: Jasper Sitwell, Janice Cord

Guests: Nick Fury


Iron Man has only been faking immobility. The Controller's disc doesn't work through his armour. The Controller sucks Iron Man into a vacuum disposal tube which should shred his armour, but he falls unharmed into the sea.

The Controller stops a train and uses it to travel to New York with his Absorbatron (TM) to take control of eight million people at once. The Absorbatron's range is still limited, but it extends as more people are added to its control. Jasper Sitwell is sent to investigate the train and reports back to Nick Fury. SHIELD will use an ESP blast against the Controller as soon as he gets too close to the city. If this weapon succeeds it will also kill everyone under his control, including Janice Cord, so Iron Man begs for the ESP blast to be delayed as long as possible.

Iron Man boards the train and battles the Controller. At first it looks like the Controller is winning, but then he becomes steadily weaker, until he can't even stand. Jasper Sitwell has uncoupled the last cars of the train, and the Controller is now out of range of the Absorbatron.

In the epilogue Tony Stark wants to relax with Janice Cord, but then he realises that he can't put her life in danger, so he walks away.




Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD #12

Title: Hell hath no Fury

Writer: Steve Parkhouse
Artist: Barry Smith

Villain: Robert Rickard, Hydra

Regulars: Dum Dum Dugan, Gabe Jones, Jimmy Woo, Countess Valentina

Steve Parkhouse is an English comic book writer who only wrote two stories for Marvel in the 1960's: this issue and the Ka-Zar solo adventure in Marvel Super-Heroes #19. In the 1970's he wrote stories for Marvel UK.


A man called Robert Rickard is sent from Washington to investigate SHIELD's efficiency. He recommends that Nick Fury be replaced by a younger man. This makes Nick so angry that he needs a few days holiday to cool off. He spends the time with Countess Valentina. Obviously he's no longer interested in Laura Brown, after spending the last few issues with her.

When Nick Fury returns to duty he's denounced as a traitor. Rickard presents photos of Nick meeting with foreign agents. Countess Valentina denies that she was with him for the last few days. Maybe she's angry with him because she found out about Laura?

Nick Fury flees and is hunted by SHIELD agents. We find out that Rickard is secretly a member of Hydra. He arranges for Hydra agents to join in the hunt, trying to kill rather than arrest Nick.

Rickard himself attempts to shoot Nick Fury, but Nick shoots him fatally. Dum Dum Dugan witnesses this and arrests him for murder.




X-Men #56

This issue is the first drawn by Neal Adams, who was DC's most popular artist at the time. He was one of the few artists who openly admitted that he worked for both Marvel and DC at the same time, rather than hiding his identity with a false name. He had a very dramatic style, particularly in the composition of pictures, i.e. the arrangement of the characters in a panel. From his very first issues he was generally praised as Marvel's best artist. I only know two people who disagreed: I was one of them, because I preferred Jim Steranko, and Stan Lee was the other, because he always liked Jack Kirby the most. In an interview in the early 1970's Stan Lee was asked if he thought Neal Adams was Marvel's best artist. He replied, "No, he's Marvel's worst artist, because he never finishes his work on time". That's an extreme statement, but it shows the differing priorities.


Title: What is the Power?

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: Neal Adams

X-Men: Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Beast, Iceman

Villain: Living Pharaoh / Living Monolith

Regulars: Alex Summers

The Living Pharaoh separates Alex Summers from the X-Men, because that's the only person he's interested in. They're both mutants, but he says that unlike the other mutants they derive their powers from cosmic rays. There are only a limited number of cosmic rays to go round, so he puts Alex in a container to prevent the rays reaching him. This makes the Living Pharaoh grow into a giant, and he now calls himself the Living Monolith.

Alex breaks out of the container and re-absorbs the cosmic rays by sheer willpower. This makes the Living Monolith return to normal size and become powerless.

In the final scene Alex tells the X-Men to stay back, because he can't control his powers and he doesn't know what will happen.


Here's an example of Neal Adams' artwork. What do you think?




Title: The Flying A-Bomb!

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: Werner Roth

X-Men: Professor X, Angel, Cyclops, Iceman

The Avenging Angel, as Warren Worthington III initially called himself, refuses to join the X-Men. Professor X is able to persuade him telepathically that he needs to fly into the upper atmosphere to dispose of the dangerous radioactive vial that he's carrying.




Doctor Strange #180

Title: Eternity, Eternity

Writer: Roy Thomas
Artist: Gene Colan

Villain: Nightmare

Regulars: Clea, Wong

Guests: Eternity


Doctor Strange dreams about Eternity, who was seemingly destroyed by Dormammu in Strange Tales #146. The image fades, and he sees his enemy Nightmare, who was last seen in Doctor Strange #170. Nightmare threatens that he will soon attack.

The next day is New Year's Eve. Silly me, I thought it was May! Doctor Strange takes a taxi to Times Square with Clea to see in the New Year. As midnight chimes chaos breaks out. Times Square is invaded by prehistoric creatures, Vikings and beings from outer space. Nightmare reveals himself as the one responsible. He reveals to Doctor Strange that he's captured Eternity. He challenges Doctor Strange to a battle, and Doctor Strange accepts.


Does this issue's cover look familiar? It ought to. It's a drawing of Eternity by Steve Ditko that's been borrowed from the aforementioned Strange Tales #146.


This issue contains a pinup page by Gene Colan. As much as I appreciate his artwork, I still find Doctor Strange's new appearance ugly.



Other comics published this month:

Millie the Model #170 (Stan Lee, Stan Goldberg)
Chili #1 (Stan Lee, Stan Goldberg)
Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos #66 (Gary Friedrich, Dick Ayers)
Captain Savage and his Battlefield Raiders #14 (Arnold Drake, Don Heck)
Not Brand Echh #13 (Roy Thomas, Marie Severin)


Last month's launch of Mad About Millie wasn't enough. Now Stan Lee is writing a second spin-off comic from Millie The Model. It features Chili, who's been a supporting character since Millie The Model #14 (October 1948).

This month is the final issue of Not Brand Echh. I know it's a cult favourite among many Marvel fans, but I never liked it. It's an interesting attempt at satire, but I just didn't find it funny.

Monday 29 July 2019

Lost Boys (5 Stars)


This is a film that critics can tear apart. There's so much about it that's bad, from the script to the exaggerated non-acting, and yet the end result is so good. It's a film that has rightly become a cult classic. Please don't use cliches like "it's so bad that it's good", an expression that I don't like anyway. It doesn't apply to "Lost Boys". The film is brilliant throughout.

The film has probably become better with time, ageing like a fine wine. It's an ode to the 1980's, and anyone who feels nostalgic about the 1980's will like it more today than the cinema audiences did in 1987, when it was made. The hairstyles and the attitudes are exaggerated 1980's.

The vampires in the film are cool, even though they're still the bad guys. Other critics have said that "Lost Boys" paved the way for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (the TV series, not the film), but I'm not convinced that that's the case. In the TV series the vampires aren't cool, it's the vampire slayers who are cool. In "Lost Boys" the vampire slayers are dorky and awkward. They act like they're bold and know anything, but as soon as they're in danger they scream like little boys.


What Edgar Frog really means is "We kill vampires". Although he and his brother panic so much when they're in danger that I can't help feeling this is their first attempt at vampire slaying.

And what sort of a family name is Frog anyway?

Almost all of the non-vampire characters are caricatures. The single mother, the eccentric grandfather, the horny older teenager, the comic nerd younger teenager. This is what makes them so appealing. They're ridiculously simplistic, which means that the film doesn't even need character development because we already know who they are.

Whatever points people can name as faults can be turned around to look like strengths. Try me. If you're a serious film critic write a list of the film's weaknesses in the comments box.

I was surprised to realise that I haven't watched the film since I started my blog in September 2010. More than nine years. I know that I watched it several times before then, ever since I discovered it in the late 1990's. Sometimes I think I should stop watching new films, always a risk, and just rewatch the old films that I know are good. So many films, so little time.

Success Rate:  + 1.8

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