Sunday 31 July 2022

Spider-Man: No Way Home (5 Stars)


This is the 27th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). If you think that I must be smart to remember something like that, you're over-estimating me. I have a list of the films in a spreadsheet which I keep open while writing about MCU films. I also have little green stickers on the spines of my MCU Blu-ray discs, so I know what order they should be on my bookshelf.

Logically, "No Way Home" (I'll abbreviate the title) continues from the 26 previous MCU films, but it's unique in that it incorporates elements from non-MCU films. The film is all about the multiverse, so it re-introduces characters from previous versions of Spider-Man. In particular, we see the previous actors who played Spider-Man reprising their roles.


Three Spider-Men! Or should I say three Spider-Mans? What's the rule for the plural of proper names? Someone who's as fanatical about the English language as me ought to know the answer to that question. Please don't ask me when we meet in person, because I'd be sure to turn bright red.


Welcome back, Spider-Man #1, played by Tobey Maguire from 2002 to 2007. He's aged in the last 15 years. Haven't we all? I wish they'd used makeup to make him look younger.


Welcome back, Spider-Man #2, played by Andrew Garfield from 2012 to 2014. His career was cut short when "Amazing Spider-Man 3" was cancelled. I was never happy that Peter Parker's father was made an important character, but I wish the third part of the trilogy had been made to tie up the loose ends. The final scene of "Amazing Spider-Man 2" introduced the Rhino, possibly as a member of the Sinister Six, but the next film was never made.

Accompanying the Spider-Mans into the Marvel Cinematic Universe are Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Sandman, Electro and the Lizard. Strangely, the wrong version of Venom was drawn into the MCU. Eddie Brock from Earth-TRN688 arrived, not Eddie Brock from Earth-96283. I assume this was a blunder, because there's no logical reason for it.

The story is continued in the 28th MCU film, "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness", which I plan to watch later this week. The two films couldn't be more different. "No Way Home" is a serious film, whereas "Multiverse of Madness" is spoilt by too much humour. Still, I'm biased in favour of Sam Raimi, so I'll make an effort to enjoy "Multiverse of Madness" when I watch it again.


Happy Hogan uses a CPAP machine to get eight hours of undisturbed sleep.


This is Zendaya's third film as Peter Parker's girlfriend MJ. She looks more attractive in each film. Remind me to publish a photo gallery showing her development from film to film.


Tasty! I'd visit her café for a donut every day.


Peter Parker doesn't have a sweet tooth. He just orders a cup of coffee.


One question is left unanswered, in this film at least: are there just three Spider-Mans or many many more? Maybe there are many versions of Mike Hood aka Dancer in the multiverse. Some of them probably write better blogs than me. I should meet them to get a few pointers. Or maybe I'm a singularity who only exists in one universe. Until then, don't forget:

I am Dancer.

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Saturday 30 July 2022

Klaus Schulze: The Schulze-Schickert Session (2013)


Klaus Schulze - The Schulze-Schickert Session

KS Album 54

Track Listing:

1. The Schulze-Schickert Session 45:16
2. Spirits of the Dead 08:17
3. Happy Country Life 12:35

Notes: Günther Schickert plays electric guitar and sings.

Rating: 5 Stars

This is the 54th solo album recorded by Klaus Schulze. It's unique in his discography. The record was sold as a bootleg for more than 20 years. KDM found the original tapes and decided to make it an official release.

So where does the music come from? On 26th September 1975 Günter Schickert visited Klaus at home in Hambühren. They spontaneously sat down to play together in Klaus' living room. It was a jam session, two musicians having fun together. But somehow it got out. "The Schulze-Schickert Session" (the first track on the CD) was sold on bootleg LPs throughout the world.

As for how it happened, I don't have any information, so I'll speculate. I assume that Klaus gave Günter a cassette tape of the session to take home with him. Günter was proud of the music, so he shared it with his friends. One of his friends was less honest, so he arranged for the tape to be transferred to vinyl. Does that sound realistic to you?

I don't know when KDM first found out about the bootleg, but in 2013 he took the only correct steps: He provided the original tape to the label Mirumir for an official release. The sound quality was far superior to the bootleg. In addition, he also supplied two shorter tracks recorded in the same session. A lesser man would have taken legal action against the bootleggers. KDM killed the market for the bootleg by providing something better.

Many fans claim that "The Schulze-Schickert Session" is just as good as Klaus Schulze's official album releases in the 1970's. I wouldn't go quite that far, but the music is certainly outstanding. The only weak point is the singing for about two minutes at the end of the title track.

The album is now out of print, so the bootleggers are back in business selling illegal copies of the CD. That's unfortunate but necessary. I'm strongly opposed to music piracy, but in my opinion making Klaus Schulze's music available has priority over copyright issues.

Enter the Dragon (5 Stars)


Was Bruce Lee the best martial arts fighter who ever lived? Probably. Was "Enter the Dragon" the best martial arts film ever made? That depends on your tastes. It feels dated, and yet I like it a lot. It doesn't have the high quality production values of today's films, but it's honest. It's as close to genuine fighting as is possible on screen. Jackie Chan still remembers his brief fight scene with Bruce Lee in "Enter the Dragon". After the scene Bruce was concerned about him and asked if he'd hurt him. No, it wasn't that bad, but the punches were hard enough to cause pain. It's a long way removed from the stylised wire fu action in films like "House of Flying Daggers" and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

I was lucky enough to see "Enter the Dragon" in the cinema in Birmingham. I went with my sister Shirley to the ABC cinema in New Street, which (unfortunately) closed in 1983. The ground floor has been turned into an amusement arcade, but the upper floors have never been used since. As recently as 2014 the seats in the upper foyer were still in place, covered in dust. It was used for filming an episode of the English mini-series, "The Game". It's a place I'd like to visit again. Legally, of course.


"Enter the Dragon" stars the real Bruce Lee, not the caricature who appeared in "Once upon a time in Hollywood". I'm still angry with Quentin Tarantino for portraying Bruce Lee so badly, his arrogance and his fighting skills. Quentin has been criticised a lot for the way he shows Bruce Lee, but he's defended it in interviews. He claims that the way Bruce is shown is based on the memories of people who knew him, and there really was a fight between Bruce and a stuntman. I don't care what Quentin says. For me Bruce Lee is and always will be a hero.

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Friday 29 July 2022

Klaus Schulze: Shadowlands (2013)


Klaus Schulze - Shadowlands

KS Album 53

Track Listing (CD 1):

1. Shadowlights 41:12
2. In Between 17:07
3. Licht und Schatten 17:23

Track Listing (Bonus CD):

1. The Rhodes Violin 55:24
2. Tibetan Loops 17:50

Rating: 5 Stars
Bonus Tracks: 4 Stars

This is the 53rd solo album recorded by Klaus Schulze, his first album since "Big in Japan" in 2010. This is the longest gap there has ever been between albums. I suspect that he was slowing down because of his health problems. It's fortunate that his fans were being kept happy with the recent La Vie Electronique albums.

It's a strange CD, as far as the packaging is concerned. The liner notes are written by someone who doesn't know how to write good German. Several other musicians appear on some tracks, but they're not listed, except on the Discogs web site, which I don't consider 100% reliable. That's to say, it's only as reliable as its contributors, and I don't know who wrote the Shadowlands page. It starts off by calling the album "ambient", which is utter nonsense.

In the case of past albums, bonus CDs were included with the rereleased versions. In this case the bonus CD was only included with the first printing. The version currently on sale at Amazon only consists of the first CD. It's also more expensive than the price I paid for the double-CD.

"Shadowlights" is a standalone track. "In Between" and "Licht und Schatten" are a single piece of music, separated at the point of the mood change. In "Licht und Schatten" there's a female voice that sounds like Lisa Gerrard. If it really is her, it's doubtful that she actively participated in making the track. Her voice is only briefly used, so it's more likely that Klaus used pre-recorded samples.

The best track is "Shadowlights", which is slow, repetitive and hypnotic. A violin is interwoven with the synthesizer sequences. It's one of the best tracks recorded by Klaus in his later years.

"The Rhodes Violin" is a good track once it starts, but it takes a long, long time to warm up. The first 20 minutes are painfully slow. "Tibetan Loops" is full of annoying male vocals which sound like they're made by Thomas Kagermann. Whoever it is, he should have remained quiet.

Thursday 28 July 2022

Daleks' Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. (4½ Stars)


Today I read the sad news that the British actor Bernard Cribbins has passed away. No cause of death has been stated yet, except that it was of natural causes, but at the age of 93 there are many natural causes that could have caused death. The Time Lords live forever, the companions don't. My immediate reaction was to listen to "Right Said Fred" and a few other songs that I'd never heard before. Once I had some quiet time for myself I fetched the second Dalek film from the cellar. I have a few other films in which he appears, but this is his only major role.


It's not quite the main role. Peter Cushing plays Doctor Who, the eccentric old man from London. Yes, he's a man in this film, not an alien. It's a shame that the studios decided to make it a non-canon film, an alternate universe to the Time Lord we know from the television series. I wish I'd been a fly on the wall listening to the creators talk about changes like this. Was it a serious decision to make the film more appealing to young children, or was it just a blunder? We may never know.


This film is a good example of why I can't be considered a serious film critic. The film has a cheap low-budget feeling throughout, and yet I love it. I'm too biased to be able to judge the film objectively. It's part of my childhood as one of the first films I saw in the cinema. If you look carefully you can see strings holding up the Dalek space ships. It doesn't matter to me. It's a film that I'll keep returning to as long as I live.


Even the small details of the film are ridiculous. The previous film had lava lamps decorating the Dalek control room. This film has the Robomen eating Smarties. (Bernard Cribbins is second from the left on the front row). I wonder if Rowntree's paid for the product placement. Don't get me wrong, I like Smarties, but I have my doubts about their nutritional value.


Here's Bernard Cribbins as a Roboman.


Here's Bernard Cribbins as the handsome policeman Tom Campbell.


In his smart uniform he's a credit to the police force. Louise (Jill Curzon) can't keep her hands off him. But does anyone else think that the Tardis looks like Frankenstein's laboratory?


Ironically, Bernard Cribbins appeared as a character in the Doctor Who television series 42 years later. He played the character Wilfred Mott, the grandfather of the companion Donna Noble. Two months before his death he was filming scenes for the 60th anniversary episode of "Doctor Who", which will be broadcast next year. Many fans will have tears in their eyes as they watch it.


Bernard Cribbins will be remembered forever, whether as PC Tom Campbell, Wilfred Mott or in one of his many comedy roles. Or maybe he'll be remembered as a singer of funny songs. I'm listening to "A Combination of Cribbins" as I write this post. Rest in peace.

Bernard Cribbins
29 December 1928 – 28 July 2022

Klaus Schulze: La Vie Electronique 12 (2012)


La Vie Electronique 12  (1992 to 1993)

Track Listing (CD 1):

1. Picasso geht spazieren (Teil 1) 78:40 1992

Track Listing (CD 2):

1. Picasso geht spazieren (Teil 2) 15:36 1992
2. Picasso geht spazieren (Teil 3) 60:12 1992

Track Listing (CD 3):

1. The Music Box 79:13 1993

Rating: 4½ Stars

This album contains only studio recordings.

In my review of LVE 11 I said that Klaus Schulze's music was bland in the 1990's. I have to take that back. "Picasso geht spazieren" (engl. "Picasso goes for a walk") is an excellent piece of music. It's eccentric, unnerving at times, but it captures the essence of the eccentric and unnerving artist who inspired the music. "The Music Box" is also very good, more melodic than "Picasso geht spazieren".

The liner notes for LVE 12 are written once more by KDM (Klaus Dieter Müller). As always, he wrote the liner notes in German and translated them into English himself. I wish he'd spoken to me first. The English liner notes are a mess, in part unintelligible. I've quoted them below as closely as I could, correcting the grammar only when necessary, but I was forced to delete one entire paragraph and translate the German myself.



La Vie Electronique 12 Liner Notes

LVE 11 as well as LVE 12 are filled with tracks that I put in the very first of my multi-CD sets: SILVER EDITION.

November '93. Our SILVER EDITION is released. I got the 2000 sets with 20,000 CDs on the 2nd of November, and on the 4th and 5th we put the sets together and sent them out to about a thousand customers who had kindly trusted us and had sent their valuable money in advance.

SILVER EDITION was a collection of 10 CDs with ten hours of new and hitherto unreleased music by KS, and two and a half hours of old concert recordings from 1975 to 1977. As the very last bonus track on disc ten I included the collectors item LAND from 1972 in a different longer version. We kept this LAND inclusion secret in our advance promotion. (Everybody is doing promotion the usual way: promising everything, but finally giving just half of it. KS and I, we like to work the other way round).

The stupendous success of the set took me by surprise in early 1994. The reactions were fantastic. (Thanks again, folks!) We'd had very good reviews before, and I remember the overwhelming letters and articles about the last three CDs, the ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL 1 and 2, as well as THE DOME EVENT. But now, the ten-CD set SILVER EDITION topped even this. One fan from Amsterdam, whose opinion I regard very highly, compared KS to God "if he would believe in God". Thanks to the same almighty, this friend is able to express himself so well that it didn't sound embarrassing but just honest. SILVER EDITION is an artistic success. I'm proud of it. Of the idea, of my work. And I'm thankful to Klaus that he did let me do it my way; and last but not least, that he did all that music!

Of course, there are some things which could have been done differently or even better. It's possible to criticise a set, an album, the music, the packaging or a concert recording. It's amusing when critics point at the wrong things and don't notice the real mistakes. I like to hear criticism from those who know what they're talking about. I love and respect those, because they show love and respect to the care and the honest work of others. Thanks, guys.

Time marches on and we have no vision (only our hopes) how the world will judge KS and his music in 50, 100, or 200 years. Was it really "only pop music" as a journalist once told me.

(KDM)

Wednesday 27 July 2022

Evita (5 Stars)


"Evita" is a film that I watch again and again. There's a diminishing return: the more often I watch it, the less I'll be able to write in my new reviews without repeating myself.

The more I watch "Evita", the more fascinated I become with the unnamed character played by Antonio Banderas. In the credits he's listed as Ché, but I call him unnamed because he isn't given a name in the film itself. He's an abstract Voice of the People. He's an incorporation of the unbiased thinking man. He's not anti-Evita, but he's not pro-Evita either. He judges her positively or negatively from case to case, depending on what she's doing.

I can relate to that. I like to think of myself in the same way. So many people, including my friends, blindly follow one school of thought or another. They see the world in terms of black and white. The best example is the 2016 Brexit referendum. Some of my friends wanted to leave the EU as if it were the only logical step to take, while others were just as extreme in seeing remaining in the EU as the only sensible decision. The country was divided into Brexiteers and Remainers. I was one of the few people who weighed up both alternatives impartially. When I finally decided to vote to remain in the EU it was because of many hours spent weighing the pros and cons. Was my decision right? I can't say whether I was right or wrong, but it was the best decision I could make based on the limited amount of information offered to me.

The months leading up to the referendum and the following years until Brexit took place were an ugly time. People were insulting one another. The ones who were the most guilty were the Remainers. Unable to discuss with the Brexiteers, they resorted to polemics. They called the Brexiteers racists or stupid. This didn't do anything to persuade the Brexiteers, it hardened them in their beliefs.

It's now six years since the referendum and two years since the accomplishment of Brexit. The subject still hasn't died on the Remainer side. They're still in a state of shock that they lost the vote. Whenever something negative happens they're fast to shout "I told you so". When something positive happens they remain quiet. What they don't understand is that it wasn't the Brexiteers who took Britain out of the EU, it was the British people. It was a close vote, 52% to 48%, but that's the way democracy works; the majority decides, even if it's by the slightest of margins. We, the British people, decided to leave the EU, and now we have to live with the consequences. It's irrelevant that I voted with the minority. As soon as the results were announced in June 2016 the discussions were over, as far as I was concerned. I'm not an anarchist who shouts "Not my President", or equivalent statements. The people decide, and I'm one of the people. In the case of an unwanted president (or prime minister) there will be another chance for the people to vote differently. In the case of Brexit, the EU feels burnt and will probably never accept another membership bid, whatever the British population votes.

I'm the Vox Populi, the Voice of the People. That's my position, and I'm proud of it. By taking a middle position I'll make enemies on both sides. That won't stop me standing up for the truth as I see it. I emphasise the words "as I see it". I'm not infallible. I may be wrong, but I'll still stand by my opinions until someone proves me wrong with logical arguments.

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Tuesday 26 July 2022

Even Lambs Have Teeth (4 Stars)


This is a good old-fashioned rape'n'revenge thriller. That's one of my favourite genres, as long as the rape scenes aren't too explicit. In this film that's the case... or is it? I read that the original film is 95 minutes long, but 16 minutes have been removed from the German edition. I immediately checked the foreign (i.e. non-German) editions, and they're also 79 minutes long. Curious.

The film takes place in the fictional small town of Tendale, Washington. The two friends Katie and Sloane have volunteered to work on an organic farm for two months. 

The girls are offered a lift to the farm by two handsome young boys. That's not a good idea. The boys drive them to their home instead. The girls are afraid, but when they meet the boys' kindly old mother they calm down. She tells the boys to drive them to the farm after they've had a cup of tea. You shouldn't judge a person by her age and gender. The tea is drugged, and they wake up in chains in industrial containers in a field. It's the family business. Young girls are trapped and sold for sex to the local townspeople.

We don't see the rapes taking place. Money changes hands outside the containers, the customer goes inside, and the door is shut. Sometimes we hear screams coming from inside. If anything, this isn't explicit enough. Maybe this is where the 16 minutes were removed. I don't know.


But as I said above, this is a rape'n'revenge film. The girls escape and manage to steal a car. They could have driven home, but they have other plans. They go to a hardware store and buy whatever they need for revenge on their captors and all the other men who used them: hammers, nails, saws, everything that young raped women need. The prey become the predators.


Is this a realistic film? Not really. The girls become aggressive within minutes without the least signs of hesitation. Yes, I wanted to see the revenge, but it comes too fast and too furiously. It's not just about revenge, the girls are sadists who enjoy causing men suffering. I wouldn't say that it's a well made film, but it speaks to me. This is the sort of film I like.

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Monday 25 July 2022

Elvis (4 Stars)


I'll start off by saying what's great about this film: Austin Butler's portrayal of Elvis Presley. He's an actor that I hardly know; I only remember seeing him as Tex in "Once upon a time in Hollywood". Whenever he steps onto the stage to start singing there's electricity in the room. It isn't just the girls watching him who're excited, the spark jumps over to the cinema audience.

The film's faults, the reasons why I haven't given it a full five star rating, lie in the film's writing and directing, both of which are the responsibility of Baz Luhrmann. He made certain decisions in the way he crafted the film, and I believe his decisions were wrong. The film begins as told through the eyes of Colonel Tom Parker as he discovers young Elvis. That gives the impression that the film is about Parker, not Elvis. That would have been a good film. But then we jump to flashbacks of Elvis' early life. Tom Parker slips into the background. As the film progresses, Parker comes and goes, and whenever he appears he acts as narrator in voiceover. He's an unreliable narrator. I like the concept of an unreliable narrator, it isn't used in films enough, but it also isn't used in "Elvis" enough. The problem is Tom Parker; either he should have been the main focus of the film, or he should have been pushed to the outskirts and only shown through Elvis' eyes.

The early part of the film is very staccato. We see phases in Elvis' development, but we don't see how he progresses from one phase to the next. We don't see how the young boy in Memphis became the King of Rock'n'Roll. Let's compare "Elvis" with a similar film. "Rocketman" succeeds in telling us how Reginald Dwight became Elton John, which makes it a much better film. Even "Bohemian Rhapsody", though not quite on the same level as "Rocketman", shows the development of Farrokh Bulsara to Freddie Mercury. Baz Luhrmann should have learnt from those films.

Another thing that annoyed me about the film was the final credits. After hearing great songs sung by Elvis, there were rap songs which use samples of Elvis' singing. Ugh! What sort of people like nasty music like that? I certainly don't.

I still think that "Elvis" is a good film. But it could have been a lot better.

Sunday 24 July 2022

Klaus Schulze: La Vie Electronique 11 (2012)


La Vie Electronique 11  (1992 to 1993)

Track Listing (CD 1):

1. Film Musik 75:26 1993

Track Listing (CD 2):

1. Narren des Schicksals 71:13 1992-93

Track Listing (CD 3):

1. Der Schönheit Spur 37:36 1993
2. Ein schönes Autodafé 21:24 1993
3. Return in Happy Plight 19:08 1993

Rating: 3½ Stars

This is the first LVE album since LVE 2 that consists entirely of studio recordings. It's probably because Klaus performed less concerts after being very active in the 1980's.

"Film Musik" – shouldn't that be written as one word? – is the soundtrack for the German documentary "Spurensicherung: Baudenkmäler". It's pleasant easy listening music, but totally forgettable.

Klaus called "Narren des Schicksals" his first symphony. The use of sampled vocals makes it sound more like an opera.

Of the three tracks on the third CD, "Return in Happy Plight" is the best.

None of the tracks on the album are bad, but they're not good either. Klaus Schulze's music in the 1990's was more bland than his earlier music. This isn't an album I'll listen to again soon. Don't worry, I have a hundred other albums by him to listen to.

The liner notes for LVE 11 are written by Klaus Schulze's publisher, the one and only KDM (Klaus Dieter Müller). As always, his English is written awkwardly, but I've made as few corrections as possible.



La Vie Electronique 11 Liner Notes

In 1992 and 1993 Klaus Schulze recorded circa ten hours of music, actually not intended for record release, but as so often he had sent me the results on many DAT tapes. I had an idea and told Klaus about it: maybe we could make a set with five CDs? With his usual verve Klaus claimed ten CDs, and I started to work. Together with the newly recorded but unreleased music and with two-and-a-half hours of historic recordings I conceived the first of our multi-CD sets, not knowing if and how many will buy it and how they will like it. This first set of ten CDs, SILVER EDITION, was released on the 4th of November 1993, and the praise it received immediately was overwhelming. One year later the two thousand sets were sold out.

I realized that the fans also loved the few historic concert recordings that I had put in SILVER EDITION, and as a result I planned the release of another set with just historic music, played by Klaus long ago in his studio and in his concerts (mostly I speak of "our" concerts, because so often I was present and responsible for many things on tour and stage). The result of my search among all the old recordings was a second ten-CD set, HISTORIC EDITION, which came out two years after SILVER EDITION. This outcome was another if not larger success.
 
Both of these sets we did (and we sold) on our own, without any record company and not through shops. I forgot how we reached our customers: after all, SILVER EDITION was three years before any fan could read about it in an issue of "The KS Circle" and even HISTORIC EDITION was out five months before any "Circle". The official KS website started only in late August 1996, which was also too late to announce those first two important sets. So how we reached the listeners? Probably I sent out personal letters to all the many kind people who had written letters to KS during the last one or two years. I collected these letters from the first day I worked with Klaus Schulze. Luckily I had also collected all those old tapes!

Such a set with a 48-page booklet cannot easily re-pressed and re-printed, therefore we made them limited editions of 2000 copies each. It sounds crazy today, but for both sets we really had some trouble to get rid of the last one hundred sets each. Today they are collectors items, and some people are willing to pay a fortune for a complete set. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

During my research among the old tapes I found many other unreleased good recordings, hence we did a third set, again after two years, in the year 1997. This time we made it a package of 25 CDs with a thick booklet of 84 pages. We love to do things that were not done before, at least not in "our" music; but I was thoroughly familiar with big sets, thanks to my long-time interest in collecting jazz LPs.

(KDM, May 2009)

WWF 1997.04.28 - Monday Night Raw


Location: Omaha Civic Center, Omaha, Nebraska
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross

This event was broadcast live.


Brian Pillman walks to the ring. He tells the audience that he's a religious man, and he's been praying every day since last week's Raw. He asks everyone in the arena to put their hands together and pray with him. First he prays for Bret Hart to have a speedy recovery. He asks for forgiveness for everyone who rejoiced in the brutality of last week's Raw. He prays for forgiveness for everyone who enjoys Steve Austin's violence. He prays for everyone in America who savours the bloodthirsty violence in society. He drops to his knees and prays for the complete annihilation of Steve Austin. He asks for Steve Austin to be struck down tonight, so he can never wrestle again. He asks for everyone to open their hearts and let Bret Hart in as the Saviour of the WWF.


Steve Austin threatens Brian Pillman over the Titantron. Then he comes to the ring to attack him, but Owen Hart and British Bulldog chase him away. Together the three pray for the recovery of Bret Hart. Then Steve Austin returns to the ring with an axe handle and chases them all away.


Match 1. Flash Funk vs Rockabilly

Flash Funk comes to the ring alone. Where are his dancing girls, the Funkettes? Maybe they quit because he's not paying them enough. Rockabilly comes to the ring, accompanied by Honky Tonk Man. He's beginning to look like a clone. He's had his hair dyed black, and he's even growing sideburns.

Flash Funk pins Rockabilly. After the match he's attacked by Honky Tonk Man.


Bret Hart arrives at the arena in an ambulance. Owen and British Bulldog push him into the arena in a wheelchair. He vows revenge on Steve Austin. He criticises the American wrestling fans for supporting Steve Austin.


Match 2. Legion of Doom vs Doug Furnas & Philip Lafon

Doug Furnass complains about his tag team not being popular with the fans in the WWF. He says that it's because they're serious professional wrestlers and don't dress like clowns. Complain all you like. The Legion of Doom easily defeat them, although it's possible that they pinned the wrong man.


Match 3. Intercontinental Championship Match, Rocky Maivia vs Owen Hart

Owen Hart challenges Rocky Maivia for the Intercontinental title. He dedicates the match to his brother Bret. It's a fair fight with no outside interference. Owen pins Rocky and becomes the new champion.


Steve Austin rolls to the ring in a wheelchair and challenges Bret Hart to a wheelchair match. He promises to remain seating and face Bret wheel to wheel. Then he changes his mind because he's a lying S.O.B and will do anything to beat up Bret. He says he'll become the next WWF Heavyweight champion on 11th May.


Match 4. Vader vs Jesse James

Vader has been released from prison in Kuwait. He defeats Jesse James easily.


After the match Jim Ross interviews Vader about his time in Kuwait. He asks if Vader feels any remorse about the bad way he acted on Kuwaiti television. This makes Vader angry, and he threatens to continue the television interview in the ring. Ken Shamrock runs into the ring and saves Jim, because he doesn't like bullies.


Match 5. Goldust vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Triple H comes to the ring accompanied by Chyna.


Triple H is an unpopular wrestler, but the fans like Chyna.


I had to point that out so that you know it's not just me. Who wouldn't like Chyna?

Goldust has the advantage in the match. When Triple H throws him out of the ring, Chyna kicks him on the floor. Later in the match Marlena throws powder in Chyna's eyes, blinding her. Triple H leaves the ring to help her, but Chyna doesn't recognise him and attacks him, thinking he's Goldust. Triple H is counted out, so Goldust wins the match.


Match 6. Undertaker vs British Bulldog

This is a non-title match. British Bulldog comes to the ring first and dedicates the match to his brother Bret. It's a short match, in which neither wrestler has an obvious advantage. The Undertaker is about to deliver a Tombstone, but Owen Hart runs into the ring and stops him. Bulldog is disqualified, so the Undertaker wins the match.

Steve Austin runs into the ring and attacks Owen Hart. The Undertaker continues to fight British Bulldog. Bulldog and Owen flee from the ring. The Undertaker and Steve Austin face one another threateningly. Steve Austin knocks the Undertaker out with a Stone Cold Stunner. Seemingly. The Undertaker stands up and fights back. Steve leaves the ring to attack Bret Hart, who's sitting alone in his wheelchair at the entrance to the arena. Bret is defended by his other brother-in-law, Jim Neidhart. Bret hits Steve Austin with his crutch and knocks him off the platform. Steve has to be carried out of the arena.


The broadcast ends with Brian Pillman smiling gleefully that his prayers have been answered.

Saturday 23 July 2022

Klaus Schulze: La Vie Electronique 10 (2011)


La Vie Electronique 10  (1985 to 1992)

Track Listing (CD 1):

1. Unheilbar Deutsch 53:53 1985  Live
2. Maxxi 07:45 1985
3. Weiter weiter! 10:37 1985  Live

Track Listing (CD 2):

1. Walk the Edge 46:30 1985
2. Havlandet 27:08 1985

Track Listing (CD 3):

1. Goodwill 13:04 1991
2. Olé! 16:30 1991  Live
3. Habla Espanol? 17:27 1991  Live
4. Gaudi Gaudi 23:13 1991  Live
5. Suite Nr 3, D-Dur, 2. Satz "Air" 08:00 1992

Notes: Rainer Bloss plays keyboards on the tracks on "Unheilbar Deutsch", "Weiter weiter", "Walk the Edge" and Havlandet.

Rating: 3 Stars

"Unheilbar Deutsch" was recorded at a radio station in Cologne on 12th January 1985.

"Weiter weiter" was recorded at a concert in Aachen, Germany on 24th February 1985.

"Olé" and "Habla Espanol" were recorded at a concert in Barcelona, Spain on 22nd October 1991.

"Gaudi Gaudi" was recorded at a concert in Santiago de Compostela, Spain on 28th October 1991.

So far this is the LVE album that I like the least. I can't remember when I last listened to it. I bought it from Amazon in September 2012 and probably only listened to it once when I got it.

"Unheilbar Deutsch" is a strange piece of music. It doesn't sound at all typical for Klaus. I need to listen to it again soon to make up my mind about it. "Maxxi" (usually spelt "Macksy") was the only maxi-single ever released by Klaus. I have nothing against the format, but the music itself is more commercial than his usual music. "Weiter weiter" is a mess on different levels. It's the encore of a live concert, and the track begins with 70 seconds of the audience shouting for more. "Zugabe" is the usual concert cry, and the fans yell the word repeatedly. Then Klaus comes on stage, and he talks to the audience for more than 80 seconds, telling them that he's going to play part of his new opera. That means that it's two and a half minutes before the music starts. KDM should have cut this out. When the music started, I didn't know what to make of it. There are pre-recorded vocals, and dull keyboard accompaniment. The audience listens in silence, not knowing what to make of it, but towards the end of the song Klaus plays a theme from "Ludwig II von Bayern", and the audience erupts into applause, which spoils an already poor track.

The tracks on the second CD are both film soundtracks. "Walk the Edge" was written for the American crime thriller "Walking the Edge", while "Havlandet" was written for the Norwegian coming-of-age film "Havlandet". "Walk the Edge" is divided into six short pieces, most of which are just noise. Maybe it would sound good as background noise in a film, but it's not pleasant listening on a CD. "Havlandet" is more melodic and sounds better. It's divided into ten short pieces.

"Goodwill" begins with drunken groaning and only slightly improves as it continues. "Olé" uses copious amounts of samples of male and female voices moaning. It's annoying. "Habla Espanol", played the same evening, also uses samples, but not as intrusively. "Gaudi Gaudi" starts well but degenerates into excessive voice samples after eight minutes. The version of Johann Sebastian Bach's "Air" was omitted from the GOES CLASSIC album for space reasons.

Overall, this is a weak album. The tracks range from average to poor quality. Maybe three stars is too high a rating. The best track is the untypical "Unheilbar Deutsch", which would have been the weakest track on any other LVE album.

The liner notes for LVE 10 are written by the German journalist Lars Fischer. The English translation, quoted below, sounds awkward, but it's understandable.



La Vie Electronique 10 Liner Notes

The first two CDs from number 10 of the re-release series LA VIE ELECTRONIOUE document the partnership between Klaus Schulze and Rainer Bloss. During the years 1982 to 1985 this encompassed various albums and many concerts. Never again would Schulze work for so long with any of his musical collaborators, and in this case the relationship extended beyond art and involved the business of running the Inteam label together; all of which is not to say that sources of inspiration had in any way dried up. Maybe except the trip to APHRICA, whereas the excursion into the pop genre (without Bloss), which was variously given as "Macksy" or "Maxxi", was once again a diversion, but now regarded as artistically altogether more satisfying. As a point of interest it remains the only work by this renowned purveyor of epic pieces to be issued in the shorter maxi single format apart from his treatment of Vangelis' "Conquest of Paradise". This should, perhaps, be regarded not so much as an encroachment by Schulze into the territory of his former musical colleagues, for whom this had become the standard format, but rather as a one off visit to a fun playing field, if you will.

From the soundtrack of the film "Havlandet", in which the Northern Lights shine over the frozen coastline, we go directly to Spain and the year 1991 on CD 3. This represents the biggest, and actually the only time leap in LA VIE ELECTRONIOUE. In the interim not only most of the vestiges of so called socialism have died, but Inteam had also failed.

Despite this KS issued nine further albums and played some legendary concerts. These included a show in Dresden in front of 6,800 spectators in 1989, and another one in 1991 at the Royal Festival Hall in London. For three of the encores from the Iberian concerts one month later we find KS in his most prolific voice-sampling phase. (The fourth encore appears as bonus track on the re-released DAS WAGNER DESASTER). Now the reality becomes more virtual, or should we rather say that the virtuality becomes more real?

The decision to include a Johann Sebastian Bach interpretation with these pieces is not by chance, but is chronologically accurate. The sampled concert guitar, choirs and strings combined create an almost classical sound picture. This is not so surprising for these KS compositions, as one year later the same tracks, now with controversial "speech singing",  were issued as part of his opera TOTENTAG. The recital of the opera singers, who had likely stood in the rain to record without being given conventional scores by KS, found little approval. Indeed many fans enquired if the music was available without the operatic singers. Now at last, at least in part, here it is.

One suspects that the listening habits of the regular rock fan would run contrary to the direction taken by Schulze's music, which seems to reside more likely in a classical landscape rather than contemporary music patterns. What is remarkable, perhaps, is that whenever KS roams into explicitly "serious" forms, reactions seem to be at their most controversial. It would appear that the free spirit of KS, which causes him to shun conventional requirements, might well be the trigger for this. For example, his use of singers in his pieces invariably generates divided opinions. This conflict is further exacerbated by his use of sampling. (Is this still human singing, or an altogether more synthetic sound?)

So the feedback to Schulze 's "opera fancy" (excuse me!) has not always been enthusiastic. For many years he has spoken of this and even in the year 2008 revealed that he has a finished opera in a drawer somewhere. This project was, however, put aside to make way for his collaboration with Lisa Gerrard. He had already introduced "Welter welter!" as an excerpt from an opera. This is released here for the first time as a bonus track, and was in fact an encore from a concert performance with Rainer Bloss on February 24th 1985 at the Aachen Audimax.

The opera project entitled "Amor and Psyche" never saw the light of day, although parts of it are to be found on Bloss' solo LP, "Ampsy: A Mythodigital Fairy Tale Of A Kinky Computer" from 1984. By the time the KS opera TOTENTAG came out, some ten years later, it contained completely different material (see above), as is so often the case with the relentless overflow of Schulze's output. Reactions were (not to be unkind) restrained. Such was also the case when he attempted to reverse the process for the "Midi Klassik" project. Here, instead of employing classical structure and form for new music, rather he interpreted old music with modern instrumentation. The record company elected to issue this under the crass and ugly title of GOES CLASSIC. As early as 1991 Schulze had begun to record the first pieces for it, and most were released around three years later.

In addition to opera, ballet has also wielded its influence on Schulze. This was possibly a legacy from his mother, Edith, who died in 1998, and had been a ballet dancer. On occasions Schulze has announced pieces of music, as having been written for a ballet, although thus far none of these tracks have been used in a dance performance. The closest any of these ballet pieces has come to fulfilling its stated purpose, was a 1987 performance by the Elisa Monte Dance Company in New York, when the specially recorded tape for a ballet either arrived too late or in an otherwise unsuitable format. Consequently pieces from the albums DIG IT and AUDENTITY were used; music that, of course, had never been intended for dance. This is perhaps a further indication of how little relevance conventional labels and accepted forms have in the Schulze cosmos.

As one listens to the second movement of Bach's Suite in its usual form, it is, as its title suggests, light and "airy". Not so here. Indeed, as it emerges in the midst of the encores from the Spanish concerts, the style and manner of this music blends seamlessly with the KS pieces. The stylistic void between his originals and the famous orchestral suite from the 1720's, which might have been expected, simply does not exist. Perhaps it's a proof for the thesis about the classical listening attitude. Who knows? But was the term "timeless" - and I refer here to Schulze rather than Bach - ever more appropriate? 

(Lars Fischer)