Location: Broome County Arena, Binghamton, New York
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross
This event was broadcast live the day after the
"In Your House" PPV.
The show opens with an interview between Vince McMahon and Steve Austin. Last
night's fight wasn't enough for Steve. He wants to challenge Bret Hart to a
street fight tonight.
Match 1. The Sultan vs Ahmed Johnson
The two fighters are surprisingly evenly matched. I say surprisingly, because
the Sultan hasn't impressed me in the ring until now. The Nation of Domination
enters the arena, which distracts Ahmed. While Ahmed is looking at the Nation
of Domination, the Sultan attacks him. Ahmed fights him off. He pulls a piece
of wood, a "two-by-four", from underneath the ring. He wants to chase the
Nation of Domination, but the Sultan hits him again. Ahmed hits the Sultan
with the two-by-four and is disqualified.
On 12th April Vader and the Undertaker appeared on a talk show in Kuwait. The
host angered Vader by suggesting that wrestling is fake, so Vader attacked
him. After the show Vader was arrested, and his trial will take place on 23rd
April.
Ken Shamrock comes to the ring as guest commentator. He issues a challenge to
Mike Tyson to see who's the world's most dangerous man.
Match 2. Bret Hart vs Steve Austin
While Steve Austin is in the ring waiting for Bret Hart, British Bulldog and
Owen Hart attack him from behind. Bret enters the ring and they triple-team
him. Shawn Michaels comes to the ring with a steel chair and chases Bulldog
and Owen out of the arena. The match finally begins. After a slow start Steve
Austin gets the upper hand. He hits Bret repeatedly with a steel chair. He
applies a sharpshooter to Bret, but Bret refuses to quit.
For reasons unclear to me, the referee attempts to break the hold. Why? It's a
legal wrestling hold in the middle of the ring, so it should continue until
Bret quits or passes out. More officials come to the ring to stop Steve, but
the sharpshooter remains for long minutes. Eventually they pull him off. The
bell doesn't ring, but Steve Austin is evidently the winner. Bret Hart can't
walk and has to be carried out on a stretcher.
Outside the arena Gorilla Monsoon accuses Steve Austin of breaking the rules.
What rules?
Match 3. Tiger Ali Singh vs Salvatore Sincere
Tiger Ali Singh is a Canadian wrestler who was signed to the WWF on air in
January. Since then he's appeared in house shows, but he didn't show enough
charisma to be featured on Raw. This is his first match on television. He
defeats Salvatore Sincere, a veteran wrestler who's fought under different
names over the years. Tiger wins the match, but the crowd isn't very
enthusiastic about him. He's a competent wrestler, but he still needs to
work on his image.
Bret Hart is loaded into an ambulance to be taken to hospital. Steve Austin is
waiting in the ambulance and beats him up while he's helpless. The wrestling
officials drag Steve away so that the ambulance can leave.
Match 4. Jesse James vs Rockabilly
Jesse James sings his way to the ring. Rockabilly comes to the ring
accompanied by his new manager, Honky Tonk Man. Didn't we have this match
yesterday?
Note that the on-screen credits call the wrestler Jesse Jammes. That's
probably a mistake, because the commentators pronounce his last name James.
Rockabilly wins the match with a pinfall. After the match Jesse attacks
Rockabilly from behind. Honky Tonk Man hits Jesse over the head with his
guitar.
Mankind speaks over the Titantron, wailing about Uncle Paul being
disfigured after being burnt by the Undertaker yesterday.
Match 5. Undertaker vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley
The Undertaker faces Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a non-title match. Triple H is
accompanied to the ring by Chyna. She doesn't interfere in the match, she just
provides eye candy.
The match see-saws back and forth between the two wrestlers. After a while
Mankind enters the arena carrying a blowtorch. The flame goes out, so Mankind
hits the Undertaker over the head with the torch. The referee disqualifies
Triple H and the Undertaker wins the match. This is an unfair decision by the
referee. Triple H wasn't responsibility for the interference.
The Undertaker and Mankind fight one another outside the ring. Goldust and
Marlena are sitting in the front row. Marlena tries to strangle Chyna with a
belt while Goldust attacks Triple H.
I know my readers want to see more of Chyna, so here's another screenshot.
And another.
And another.
She's beautiful enough to deserve yet another photo.
The episode ends as it began. Steve Austin comes to the ring, and Vince
McMahon interviews him. Steve claims to have injured Bret Hart so badly that
he's ended his career. While he's talking, British Bulldog and Owen Hart
attack him from behind. Shawn Michaels jumps into the ring with a steel chair
to defend him, chasing Bulldog and Owen out of the arena. Steve is so dazed
that he can hardly stand up.
Brian Pillman enters the ring and attacks Steve Austin. There was a feud
between the two wrestlers last year, but Brian has been away from the WWF
because of injuries. Shawn Michaels returns and chases Brian Pillman away
witha steel chair. That's three times he's rescued Steve Austin in one
evening.
The show ends. The WWF broadcasts are becoming more and more about Steve
Austin. This will become more apparent in coming weeks.
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