Showing posts with label Chris Evans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Evans. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 December 2025

Red One (4 Stars)



Red One is a glossy, overpowered Christmas blockbuster that feels less like a festive tale and more like a Marvel superhero film that happens to involve Santa Claus. Directed by Jake Kasdan, it throws Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans into a hyperactive rescue mission when Santa is kidnapped, blending action, comedy and mythological lore with the confidence of a film that assumes scale alone will generate wonder.

Johnson plays Callum Drift, the stoic head of North Pole security, while Evans is a fast talking civilian reluctantly dragged into the operation. Their chemistry is serviceable rather than sparkling; Evans leans into his sarcastic charm, Johnson leans into his granite seriousness. The result is familiar buddy movie territory, albeit wrapped in snow, elves and CGI creatures that feel imported from half a dozen other franchises. Everything is big, loud and relentlessly busy, yet rarely magical.

J K Simmons' Santa Claus is the film's most interesting element. This is not the twinkly grandfather figure of tradition but a weary, muscular administrator of Christmas, closer to a CEO than a saint. That portrayal feeds neatly into the film's underlying question: is Santa Claus real, or just a story we collectively agree to believe?

Red One answers this in a very modern way: Santa is real within the film's universe, but his power depends entirely on belief. The more people believe in him, the stronger Christmas becomes; cynicism literally weakens the world. This allows the film to have it both ways. Children can take Santa at face value, adults can read him as a metaphor for generosity, kindness and communal faith. Santa exists because people need him to exist.

That idea is arguably the most Christmassy thing about the film, yet it is never explored with much depth. The script is far more interested in lore, chase scenes and setting up a potential franchise. Moments that might have slowed down to reflect on why belief matters are quickly buried under another explosion or wisecrack.

As a Christmas film, Red One feels oddly joyless. It acknowledges the concept of wonder without ever quite delivering it. Compared to classics that let sentimentality breathe, this one keeps moving as if afraid of sincerity. The result is entertaining enough in short bursts, but emotionally thin.

Ultimately, Red Onetreats Santa Claus as real in the way blockbuster cinema treats everything; real as long as it is profitable, expandable and endlessly rebootable. Whether that makes him any less real than the Santa of stories is up to the viewer. The film suggests that belief itself is the point, even if it forgets to make us feel why that belief once mattered so much.

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Friday, 7 November 2025

Deadpool & Wolverine (5 Stars)


I've finally bought "Deadpool & Wolverine" on Blu-Ray. It took a while. I had to wait until the price dropped to something I was willing to pay. Yes, I know it's on Disney Plus, but that's not good enough for me. I need to hold the shiny metal disc in my hand. It was the best film of 2024, so it deserves a special place in my collection.


This is what we've been waiting for since 2000. The real Wolverine!


The film features the return of Wunmi Mosaku as Hunter B-15. She needs a better name. Can I call her B for short? But whatever her name is, she gets my vote for Miss Multiverse 2025.

That's all I'm writing today. What? Are you complaining? Be honest... what would you rather have? A thousand dull words from me or a sexy action photo of Hunter B-15?

My case rests.

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Tuesday, 31 December 2024

Scott Pilgrim vs The World (4½ Stars)


Rather than review the film (which I've done in the past), I'll write about a strange experience that I had with the Blu-ray disc today. As I've pointed out in previous reviews, I find the film's alternate ending much better. It's not really an alternate ending, it was the original ending. It was (supposedly) badly received at test screenings, so it was refilmed.

I need to explain. The film begins with Scott dating a Chinese schoolgirl called Knives Chau. He dumps her when he meets a girl called Ramona Flowers. To be with Ramona he needs to defeat her seven ex-lovers in battle. Knives still has feelings for Scott, so she assists him in his fights.

Now to the endings. In the original ending Ramona tells Scott that Knives is better for him, so Scott returns to her. In the ending used in the film, Knives accepts that Ramona is better for him, and he walks off with Ramona.

I can see the point. The test audience was confused by Scott fighting for a girl, then deciding he didn't want her. I see it differently. Knives was perfect for Scott from the beginning, and she loved him so selflessly that she even helped him get his new girlfriend.

I own video editing software, so after watching the film I wanted to put the old ending back into the film. I never want to watch the new ending again. But then something weird happened. The alternate ending isn't on the Blu-ray. It's a film that I originally bought on DVD, so I compared the two discs. The alternate ending is listed as an extra on the DVD, but not on the Blu-ray.

But that's not the end of the story. I analysed the Blu-ray on my computer, and I found the alternate ending. It's on the disc, but there's no link to it. It's a mastering error. So I can create a personal version with the original ending after all.

Or maybe it's an Easter Egg? Some Blu-ray discs have hidden menus that can only be accessed by clicking on invisible buttons. I have a British Blu-ray. Is the American version also missing the alternate ending? I'm curious.

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Sunday, 24 November 2024

Deadpool & Wolverine (5 Stars)



I was surprised to find out that "Deadpool & Wolverine" is already streaming on Disney Plus. I would have known if I'd occasionally logged in. As my readers know, I'm not much of a streaming fan. That doesn't mean I'm against streaming in principle. I have friends who boycott the streaming services. I wouldn't go that far. I need Netflix and the others to watch films that haven't been released on disc yet; or worse still, films like "Veneciafrenia" that will never be released on disc. Streaming services are also useful for me to watch films out of curiosity that I'm not sure I like.

I'm getting off topic. Concerning "Deadpool & Wolverine", I'm surprised that it's gone to streaming so soon. It's less than three months since it left the cinemas. Usually that's the sign that a film had performed badly at the box office, but that's hardly the case with "Deadpool & Wolverine". It's the second highest grossing film of the year so far, second only to "Inside Out 2".

It's a good film, though not up to the quality of the first two films. On the other hand, it's hilarious. There are non-stop in-jokes about the politics of the film studios behind the scenes. Not secret politics, of course. All Marvel fans have been reading what's going on with one company being bought by another.

I shan't write any more for now. I'll wait until I buy the film on Blu-ray, although I suspect that it'll only be a brief plot summary. The film isn't about the plot, it's about the jokes.

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Sunday, 10 November 2024

Red One (4 Stars)


If you've seen the trailer, you already know that this is a stupid film. The premise is simple: Santa Claus has been kidnapped two days before Christmas, and a computer hacker is hired to find him. Silly. But with a premise like that I had to go to the cinema to see what it's all about.

I'll start by saying that "Red One" refers to Santa's sleigh, analogous to the American president's Air Force One. He's been kidnapped by Gryla the Christmas Witch. She looks much more attractive in the film than in the legends. Gryla has good intentions, in the same way that Thanos has good intentions in "Infinity War". She wants to make the world a better place. Everyone on Earth is divided into a good list and a naughty list. Santa deals gently with those on the naughty list, hoping they'll behave better next year. Gryla wants to kill everyone on the naughty list. Thanos was content with killing half of the Earth's population. So many people are on the naughty list that Gryla will kill 99% of the population, but it's all for a good cause. The remaining 1% will live in peace and harmony.

Dwayne Johnson is Santa's head of security. He's an elf, sort of. E.L.F. is the organisation that serves Santa. Enforcements, Logistics and Fortification. Referring to himself, Dwayne calls himself Extremely Large and Formidable. A subplot is that he wants to resign after 582 years of serving Santa. He feels depressed that the naughty list has grown so large.

Is "Red One" a good film? Maybe. It took me a long time to decide on its rating. It's a silly film, but it has no aspirations to be anything else. I enjoyed it in the cinema tonight. It made me laugh out loud several times, which is a plus. I expect that the critics will tear it apart. They should have a better sense of humour. I doubt I'll watch it again, but it's a film worth seeing once.

Saturday, 27 July 2024

Deadpool & Wolverine (5 Stars)


It's good to be back in the cinema again, and what better film to watch than the new Deadpool film, "Deadpool & Wolverine"? I went to see the film with trepidation after reading that Ryan Reynolds had disagreements about the refilming of the film's third act. I feared the worst. Was it going to be another "Marvels"? I needn't have worried. I enjoyed the film from beginning to end.

It's a multiverse saga. That's another thing that made me groan when I read about the film in its early production days. Again, I was pleasantly surprised that the story succeeded. The multiverse was used as as a method of bringing back characters from old "forgotten" films. I shan't name them, because I don't want to rob you of the wow effect that I felt when they appeared on screen.

After watching the film I read reviews by critics who couldn't decide whether it's a good film or a bad film. The story is weak, which is obvious to me, but it's not about the story. The film jumps from one joke to the next, with only short pauses for action. The audience was laughing from beginning to end.


And Wunmi Mosaku is back! That's enough of a reason to watch the film!

"Deadpool & Wolverine" is my favourite film of the year so far.

Thursday, 6 July 2023

Free Guy (5 Stars)



I like this poster. Guy is Free City's superhero. The only superhero. But what does his costume look like when he rips off his shirt? Exactly the same!

I've read that a sequel is planned. That gives me a funny feeling. If you've seen "Free Guy" you'll know that it's not the sort of film that needs a sequel. I hope they don't totally ruin it.

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Tuesday, 20 December 2022

Free Guy (5 Stars)


Click here to read my first review of "Free Guy". I honestly don't have any more to say about it. All that's going through my mind today is a prostate test I had this morning. Nobody warned me that it would be so painful. I should have been put to sleep, or at the very least I should have had a local anaesthetic. It was torture, and not the sort of torture that I enjoy. I feel so bad about it that I don't want to visit the doctor again. There must be other doctors who handle their patients more gently.

But "Free Guy" is a great film. It was a good choice watching it this evening. I needed something to distract me, even if I feel unable to write about it afterwards.

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Wednesday, 6 October 2021

Free Guy (5 Stars)


Disney Wednesday #1

I've finally taken the plunge. After 18 weeks of my Amazon Friday feature, I've decided to watch films from other streaming services. Every Wednesday I'll be watching a film that streams on Disney Plus. I'm not a member myself, but my son Benjamin subscribes to Disney Plus, and he kindly shares his account with me. I also intend to start a Netflix Thursday feature, probably next week. I wanted to start this week, but I'm going to the cinema tomorrow, so I (probably) won't have time. Do you want to know what I'm going to see tomorrow? I'm not telling you. Check my blog on Friday morning to see what it is.

My regular readers already know that I'm critical of streaming services. It's not because of what they show, it's because of what they don't show. I laugh when people claim that streaming will replace physical media. Maybe it will happen one day, but it's far in the future. My guess is that it'll be at least 30 years from now. Streaming services won't replace physical media until they offer at least 90% of all the films ever made. I'm not just talking about British and American films. It has to be 90% of all films from every country in the world.

At times I felt tempted to drop my Amazon Friday feature. I realised that the films I was watching were average to poor. I shan't have that problem with Disney Plus. There are a large number of great films in its catalogue. As for Netflix, I'm not sure. As far as I know, the really good films on Netflix are films that I already own on Blu-ray. It's possible that I'll run out of films that I want to watch on Netflix in a few months. I'll have to browse the selection.

"Free Guy" is a film that I was anxious to see in the cinema. It was finally shown in Stuttgart two months ago, but I skipped it because it was only being shown in German, i.e. with German dubbing. I don't mind German dubbing, it's usually high quality, but I find it irritating when an actor I know well has a different voice. It's the sound of the voice that bothers me, not the language spoken. The better I know an actor, the more the dubbing bothers me. I've never heard Ryan Reynolds' voice in German, and I don't want to.

After watching "Free Guy" today, I'm regretting my decision not to watch it in the cinema. It's the best new film I've seen this year, and it will probably stay top of the list, unless there's a surprise film at this year's Fantasy Film Festival. The film's quality would have made up for Ryan Reynolds having a Bavarian accent (Dennis Schmidt-Foss). Not having seen it in the cinema will distort my list of the top 10 films of 2021, because I only include films that I've seen in the cinema.


The film is about a man called Guy. He lives a dull life, doing the same things every day. He gets up, puts on a blue shirt and goes to work in a bank. Every day the bank is robbed. In the evening he shares a few beers with his friends. He goes home to bed, sleeps, wakes up, and the day repeats itself.

He accidentally discovers that he's a character in an online video game. To be precise, he's an NPC, a Non-Player Character. His whole world is fake, as in "The Matrix". The difference is that he too is fake.

I don't want to say any more. The film is too new for me to give away spoilers. I'll just talk about its similarity with other films. It's been compared with various films, such as "Ready Player One" and "Blade Runner", but I can only think of six films that deal with similar themes. Ordered by relevance:

1. "The Matrix" – People are unknowingly trapped in a computer simulation.

2. "Tag" – A girl is unknowingly trapped in a computer game.

3. "The Lego Movie" – People are Lego pieces and don't know there's an outside world.

4. "Dark City" – People are trapped on an artificial planet.

5. "Pleasantville" – People are unknowingly characters in a television show.

6. "The Truman Show" – The main character lives in an artificial city built just for him.

The feature that's common to all of these films is that a character or characters are unaware that they live in an artificial world. Maybe when I watch "Free Guy" again I'll compare it with these films in greater detail. Are there any other films that are relevant comparisons? Leave an answer in the Comments box. Don't forget to tick the "Notify me" box, which will tell you when I reply.

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Sunday, 30 August 2020

Captain America: Civil War (5 Stars)


As most of my readers know, Chadwick Boseman died of cancer two days ago, aged 43. It was a shock to everyone, because he kept his illness secret for years. When I saw it reported on the BBC website yesterday morning, my first reaction was disbelief. I even suspected it of being a hoax. How can someone so young and (seemingly) so fit die so suddenly?

Since he's best known for his role as the Black Panther in four of the MCU films, I've decided to watch at least two of them to remember him, maybe all four. I haven't decided yet.

The Black Panther is a character who was first invented by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, appearing in Fantastic Four #52 in July 1966. He became a member of the Avengers in Avengers #52 (May 1968), while Roy Thomas was the regular writer, but it wasn't until September 1973 that he was presented as a true African super-hero. The unknown young writer Don McGregor started to write solo adventures of the Black Panther in Jungle Action #6 which took place in his homeland of Wakanda, not in America. Readers consider the 13-part Panther's Rage story (Jungle Action #6 to #18) to be one of the best stories ever published by Marvel.


Chadwick Boseman is the living representation of the Black Panther as we see him in the Panther's Rage story. He's strong, he's noble, but above all else he's African. This is most obvious in his solo film, "Black Panther", that I'll be watching tomorrow. "Civil War" is an outstanding action film, but "Black Panther" is an African film.

Chadwick Boseman
November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020

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Friday, 10 April 2020

Scott Pilgrim vs The World (4½ Stars)


I can't believe this film was a box office flop. What's wrong with people? It's brilliant! It's a classic. It deserves to have been one of the biggest hits of 2010. Okay, I haven't given it a full five star rating. I have a reason for deducting half a star that I won't mention here. All I'll say is that it's been six years since I last watched it, and that's too long. Sometimes I realise with horror how long it's been since I watched a truly great film, and I compare it with all the average quality films that I've watched in the meantime. What a waste of my short, short life!

I don't know much about Canadian culture, so I have a question. Is it really so horrific that a 22-year-old man should date a 17-year-old girl? When I was 22 I was dating older girls, but I might have dated a 17-year-old, if I'd met the right person. I know that when I was 18 I had a 15-year-old girlfriend. I had my first girlfriend when I was 16, and she was 13. When I was 26 I married a 22-year-old woman. Throughout my teens and early 20's my girlfriends were always three or four years younger than me. That seemed natural. So why not five years younger? It would hardly have made any difference.

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I bought the film on Blu-ray, but I realised today that the film is now only available on DVD in England. That's sad. The American release has shot up in price, indicating that not many copies are left. What can we do to increase the interest in this incredible film?

Wednesday, 22 January 2020

Captain Marvel (4½ Stars)


This was the first Marvel Cinematic Universe film to be released after Stan Lee's death. It begins with a tribute to Stan Lee built into the opening credits. The words "Thank you, Stan" at the end of the credits are a massive understatement. His contribution to modern culture can't be overestimated. My three-year-old grandson doesn't yet know the name Stan Lee, but he knows Spider-Man. He wears a Spider-Man jacket. Stan Lee's name will be remembered long after Martin Scorsese is forgotten. I would go as far as to call him the greatest man of the 20th Century. He will live in the hearts and minds of his fans forever.

The film contains a brief cameo that was filmed before his death. He's sitting on a bus attempting to learn the line for a film script. The line for this very film? Maybe. Captain Marvel walks past him and smiles down at him.


This is out of character. There's no logical reason for Captain Marvel to pay attention to an old man on the train when she's in the middle of a battle with a Skrull. This is Brie Larson smiling at Stan Lee. She loves him. Who doesn't? Every actor who ever appeared in a film with Stan Lee was in awe of the great man, a giant towering above normal mortals.

This film tells the origin of Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel, but in a way it also tells the origin of Nick Fury. In 1989 he was a young agent, new in his job at SHIELD. He didn't believe in aliens from other planets until he saw one with his own eyes.

Captain Marvel has spent the last six years believing she's a Kree. Now she finds out that she's a human. She's had dreams about Earth, but now she finally discovers why. The dreams have been revealing to her the secrets buried deep in her mind. She comes to Earth to pursue the Skrulls, the arch-enemies of the Kree, but she discovers that she's been fighting on the wrong side of the war. The Kree have been the bad guys all along,

In the comics themselves it wasn't so clear. Both the Skrulls and the Kree are evil races, determined to conquer the universe. In the film the Skrulls aren't conquerors, they're just refugees fighting to survive. The Skrull leader, Talos, admits that he has blood on his hands, but it was in the past. Now he just wants to spend time with his family.

"Captain Marvel", the film, is yet another example of how Marvel has adapted the comics for the big screen. Random names are copied from the comics, but they're completely different characters. For instance, in the comics Mar-Vell is a male Kree warrior who comes to Earth and adopts the identity of Dr. Walter Lawson, a scientist who he witnesses being killed. In the film, Mar-Vell is a female Kree scientist who lives on Earth, calling herself Dr. Wendy Lawson. I frequently complain about the MCU getting the skin colour of its characters wrong, but mixing up the gender is a whole different level of blunder. Usually the word blunder is reserved for accidental mistakes, but I call this mix up a blunder, even though it's deliberate. I understand that it was a deliberate decision, intended to make "Captain Marvel" even more of a feminocentric film. All the major characters are female, and Captain Marvel herself is the most powerful character in the MCU. I'm surprised Nick Fury didn't turn into Colonel Nicola Fury. What about casting Octavia Spencer as Colonel Fury? Hmmm..... somehow that doesn't seem so bad.


That's a nice shirt, but don't you think it would look better without a bra? Aren't the women in the Kree Empire liberated enough to burn their bras?

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Wednesday, 8 January 2020

Knives Out (4 Stars)


Murder mystery write Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer) is found dead with his throat slit the morning after his 85th birthday party. The police rule it a suicide, but someone claims it was a murder and anonymously hires the detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) to investigate the case. The whole family, including his children, his grandchildren and his mother (!!!) were at the party, so they're all invited to be interviewed by the police and Benoit. As it turns out in the investigations, many of them had a motive for killing Harlan, but there still aren't any clues that it wasn't a suicide.

"Knives Out" was advertised as return to the old days of whodunnits and a homage to Agatha Christie. It's neither. It has the form of detective mysteries, but not the essence. In a classic whodunnit clues are strewn through the film, so that the viewer is challenged to solve the murder before the detective. Putting it another way, the viewer and the detective have to solve the case together. Not in "Knives Out". Early on, less than 30 minutes into the film, the viewer is shown in a flashback how Harlan died. The viewer knows more than the detective, so he has to watch the detective running round in circles, unable to solve the case.

The family themselves are cut out of murder mystery novels. Maybe Agatha Christie fans can identify who each of them is based on.

Benoit Blanc is obviously based on Agatha Christie's Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot. What annoyed me is Daniel Craig's ridiculous fake accent. He sounds like he's trying to imitate a Texan accent. He should have used his normal voice.

Nevertheless, the film is good fun. I've heard it called one of the best films of the year, but I wouldn't go that far.

Sunday, 24 March 2019

Captain Marvel (4½ Stars)


I decided today, quite spontaneously, to watch "Captain Marvel" again. Somehow I appreciated it more than I did the first time, two weeks ago. Partly it's because I've got over the initial shock of Captain Marvel being a woman (although I still consider that to be a blunder). Partly it's because I appreciated the battles in the opening scenes more. Partly it's because I could pick up more details in a second viewing.

I felt a surge of pleasure in the final scenes, where Carol Danvers was able to unleash her full powers. The biggest problem with the MCU films in general is that Marvel's greatest super-heroes are toned down in comparison with the comics. They're made much weaker because someone sitting at a desk somewhere in Marvel Studios thinks that heroes with too much power would be unrealistic. So what? Why do we need realism?

Even Thanos' infinity gauntlet was burnt out after snapping his fingers. That never happened in the comics. The gauntlet (more precisely, the combination of the six stones) gave its wearer infinite power, so it was impossible for it to be exhausted. I'm looking forward to seeing Captain Marvel, the most powerful hero in the MCU, battling Thanos in "Avengers Endgame", but I hope his gauntlet has recharged itself by then.

I was sad to see Stan Lee's cameo appearance in the film, since I knew it was his last. The world is a poorer place without Stan Lee, but at least we can still read his comics.

Sunday, 10 March 2019

Captain Marvel (4 Stars)


This is the 21st film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, released in March 2019. Yes, that's now. I watched the film in the Cineworld Broad Street cinema in Birmingham on March 10th while I was on holiday, and I'm now writing about it on March 21st after returning home. Don't worry, I've backdated my post to make it appear in the right place.

As far as Marvel continuity goes, this film is a mess. In the film Carol Danvers gains super-powers after being exposed to the Tesseract, one of the Infinity Stones. In the comics she gains her powers after being caught in an explosion with the Kree warrior Mar-Vell, who called himself Captain Marvel. She gave herself the name Ms. Marvel. (I would have preferred Marvel Girl, but that name was already taken). It wasn't until 35 years later, in 2012, that she changed her name to Captain Marvel after Mar-Vell's death.

The film takes place in 1995. It starts with Captain Marvel training on the Kree homeworld Hala. She thinks she's a Kree, but she's having nightmares about a previous life. While on a mission for the Kree she crash lands on Earth, and she slowly realises that this is the planet where she was born. She battles with a party of Skrulls, shape-shifting creatures who are the arch-enemies of the Kree. She allies herself with Nick Fury, who's a disillusioned SHIELD operative who is considering quitting.

My initial impression is that this is the weakest MCU film since "The Incredible Hulk" in 2008. I'll retain my final judgement until I've seen it again, preferably another twice. What I like about the film most is that Carol Danvers is a very powerful character. Almost all of the Marvel heroes have been made weaker than in the comics, but the film's Carol Danvers has the full power of the comics' Ms. Marvel. She's almost as powerful as Drax ought to be. She's probably the most powerful character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The MCU needs a heavily powered being to battle Thanos. Let's see what happens next month.

Tuesday, 29 January 2019

Spider-Man: Homecoming (4 Stars)


This is the 16th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, released in July 2017. Let me say straight off, Tom Holland is the best actor to play Spider-Man so far. Tobey Maguire looked more like Peter Parker in the comics, but Tom Holland is the first actor who really looks like a 15-year-old kid. The excitable way he talks fits the role as well. Looking at Tom I can really get a feeling for Peter Parker.

On the other hand, I don't like the high-tech suit he wears in the first half of the film. It's a clone of the Iron Man suit, which is obvious enough since it was designed by Tony Stark. I wonder what his next suit will be like. Come to think of it, I already saw it in "Infinity War", but I didn't pay attention. Wait a few days until I watch it again.

Everyone else in the film is poorly cast. Betty Brant has blonde hair? Liz Allan is dark skinned? Ned Leeds is Hawaiian? Flash Thompson is South American? Aunt May looks sexy? The casting is so bad that I think they did it on purpose just to annoy people. If I just picked random names out of a hat the casting wouldn't be as bad.

At least Stan Lee is Stan Lee, the Watchers' eternal informant. We see him in a nine-second scene looking out of his window to see why a car alarm is going off. His neighbour calls him Gary. I thought at first that the name might be a subtle in-joke, referring either to a character in the Spider-Man comics or one of Marvel's staff members, but I haven't been able to find anything relevant. The best known Gary who worked for Marvel was the writer Gary Friedrich, but he never wrote any Spider-Man stories.


This is what Aunt May should look like.


Not like this. It's just wrong.


Michael Keaton plays the Vulture, only two years after playing the title role in "Birdman". John Malkovich would have been the Vulture if Sam Raimi had been allowed to make "Spider-Man 4". He knew about casting. Even though Michael Keaton is a very different Vulture, nothing like the character in the comics, I like the way he's portrayed in the film. Deep down he's not a bad guy. He wants to make a living, and he also cares for his employees. More than anything he loves his family, and he'll kill anyone who tries to harm them.

To justify his chosen career of selling illegal weapons, the Vulture holds a small speech. It's not enough to convince Spider-Man not to fight him, but it makes him pause to think.

"Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me, they don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight their wars, but they don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is. I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter".

Yes, Peter Parker knows exactly what he's talking about. In the comics he struggled with poverty, having hardly enough money to pay for his Aunt May's medical bills. That was in the 1960's. Things are worse today. I know that people blame Donald Trump for modern American poverty, but that's not where the blame lies. Things have been going wrong in America for 10 years, maybe longer. The people up there are getting richer, while the guys like us are getting poorer.

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Friday, 25 January 2019

Captain America: Civil War (5 Stars)


This is the 13th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, released in May 2016. Despite being called a Captain America film, it has so many of the Avengers in it that it could be called an Avengers film. There's no Thor or Hulk, but there are 12 super-heroes, of which seven are Avengers (Captain America, Falcon, Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Vision), three are new characters (Black Panther, Spider-Man, Ant-Man), one is a former enemy (Winter Soldier) and one who's a government soldier (War Machine). Call it whatever you like. It's a great film.

And then there's Stan Lee.

This is another film in which Stan Lee appears late, almost as an after-thought after the action is over, though not as late as in "Ant-Man". He appears three minutes from the end as a FedEx delivery man with a package for Tony Stark, which he mispronounces as "Tony Stank". We only see him for four seconds, but every moment that he spends on screen is glorious.


There are two new characters, or at least they're new to the MCU. The first is the Black Panther, King T'Challa of Wakanda. To be precise, in the picture above he's still Prince T'Challa, because his father hasn't yet died.


The other new character is Spider-Man. Long months of negotiation were needed to get him into the film. The MCU films are created by Marvel Studios, a subsidiary of Walt Disney, but the rights to Spider-Man in film were sold to Sony many years ago.


A character who unexpectedly returns is General Thunderbolt Ross, who we last saw as the Hulk's nemesis in "The Incredible Hulk". He's gained more power by retiring from the army and moving into politics. He's now the US Secretary of State. He fits well into his new role. He's someone who's always mistrusted super-powered beings, so if he can't destroy them he at least wants to contain them. He's a key figure in the creation of the Sokovia Accords, a document restricting super-heroes like the Avengers. Rather than act on their own initiative the Avengers will only be allowed to act if instructed by the United Nations.

The reason for this is that the Avengers have been blamed for hundreds of deaths caused in Sokovia in "Avengers: Age of Ultron". That's obviously stupid, but it's no less stupid than what real world politicians say every day. Did General Ross forget that Ultron was planning to drop Sokovia from the sky with an impact great enough to destroy all life on Earth? The Avengers saved billions of lives, and now they're being punished for the few hundred that perished as collateral damage in their battle with Ultron? If the Avengers had already signed the Sokovia Accords they would still have been sitting in America waiting for the United Nations to reach a decision when the Earth ceased to exist.

A question I didn't deal with when writing about "Age of Ultron" is where Sokovia is located. It's a fictional country, so it can't be pinpointed precisely, but an important clue is a statue that we briefly see in the background.


The statue is identical to the statue of Robert Peel in London, but the plaque at its base gives more information.


The plaque honours Prince Constantine of Imereti, a prince of Georgia. This identifies Sokovia as a micro-country that has broken away from Georgia, placing it somewhere near the East of the Black Sea.

Of course, this might be a red herring planted by the directors when they created the fictional city-state as a patchwork of scenery and townscapes from all over Europe.


We met Ant-Man in the last MCU film, but here we see the other side of his character. He can't just shrink, he can also grow in size, increasing his strength in the process. He's strong enough to tear an aeroplane apart. Or should I call it an airplane? I normally avoid Americanisms, but the American word has become very common in England in recent years.



It's no coincidence that the camera shows Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff against the background of the church stained windows. The cameramen must have been crawling on the floor to get these upward shots. Is it supposed to suggest that the two have divine qualities?


Natasha Romanoff (codename Black Widow) and Clint Barton (codename Hawkeye) might have been close friends while they worked together at SHIELD, but now they're on opposite sides. Natasha signed the Sokovia Accords, Clint didn't. Their consciences have separated them, but once again: how could any of the Avengers have signed the Accords? Isn't it obvious that the whole reasoning behind the Accords is flawed?


Wanda Maximoff's powers have very little in common with the Scarlet Witch created by Stan Lee in 1964. Is she even a mutant? She doesn't call herself Scarlet Witch, as if she hasn't yet accepted that she's a super-hero.


Tony Stark has gone from one extreme to the other. In "Age of Ultron" he was still trying to go it alone by creating an intelligent robot or android to keep peace on Earth. Now he's decided to submit to the control of the United Nations and General Ross. It's his bad conscience affecting him, but if he'd been more stable he would only have modified his plans rather than rejecting them completely.


The Vision was created by Roy Thomas in October 1968 and rapidly became a fan favourite. Fans were touched by his philosophic musings and his struggle to become human. At the time of publication Roy Thomas was accused of basing the character on Star Trek's Spock, which he strongly denied. In a way, the Vision was the opposite of Spock. Spock was a Vulcan-human hybrid who was always fighting to suppress any emotions he felt. The Vision was an artificial being without emotions, but he tried to learn emotions to make himself more human. The Vision has more similarity with the android Data who didn't appear in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" until 1987.

I have difficulty deciding which Captain America film I like more, "Winter Soldier" or "Civil War". They're my two favourite films in the MCU so far, but they're very different. "Winter Soldier" has the atmosphere of a spy thriller, whereas "Civil War" is a high octane action film throughout. They're both masterpieces, each in their own way. I find it difficult to understand why "Black Panther" was nominated for an Academy Award as Best Film but "Civil War" wasn't. I'll never understand the mentality of serious film critics.

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