Showing posts with label Martin Freeman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martin Freeman. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 April 2026

Wakanda Forever (3 Stars)


This is the 30th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's a big disappointment. It's so mediocre. Maybe my three star rating is too generous. In its favour, the CGI works well, and the images are pleasant, except when Prince Namor is on the screen. (Do they even call him "Prince" in the film?) 

The film wasn't just unnecessary, it's a mistake. "Black Panther" was a brilliant film, and there should never have been a sequel after the death of the great Chadwick Boseman. "Wakanda Forever" smears dirt over his memory. I just put the film back in my shelf. I doubt I'll ever take it out again.

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Monday, 30 December 2024

World's End (5 Stars)


Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play two old friends who haven't seen each other for 20 years. They reunite to do a pub crawl in their former home town of Newton Haven. Twelve pubs, starting at "The First Post" and ending at "The World's End". Very appropriate names. But what are they staring at?


Schoolgirls! There's something delightfully sexy about girls in school uniforms, and clever women know how to take advantage of it, even in later years.


As it turns out, the schoolgirls aren't human, but even aliens know how to drive men crazy by dressing in school uniforms.


I would have surrendered to the alien schoolgirls, but the two heroes resist them and fight them to the death. As a result, society breaks down and all that there is to remind them of the past is Cornetto wrappers. There must be a moral in there somewhere.

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Hot Fuzz (5 Stars)


Here they are again, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, the greatest comedy duo of the 21st Century. The only others who come close are Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. In this film Simon Pegg (on the right, in case you didn't know) plays Nicholas Angel, a police officer who's been transferred from London to Sandford in Gloucestershire. The London police force didn't want him because he was too efficient and showed everyone else up. Nick Frost (on the left) plays Danny Butterman, a Sandford police officer who joined the police force because his father told him to do it.

The biggest crimes in Sandford are people cutting their neighbours' hedges. There hasn't been a murder in the village for years, but Nicholas soon discovers why. Whenever someone is killed the coroner declares it an accidental death.


Nicholas is all business. He refuses to eat Black Forest Gateau at work.


But he's willing to eat a Cornetto on duty. It's not a problem as long as he isn't driving.


In 2006 Olivia Colman was still unknown. What a cute smile!

"Hot Fuzz" takes a while to get going, but once it starts it's an amazing film.

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Sunday, 29 December 2024

Shaun of the Dead (4 Stars)


Oh wait a minute! That's the wrong film! Let's start again!


I think I got the right Shaun this time. His white shirt confused me, but he's definitely not a sheep. Or is he? He walks in a daze through his daily life, not noticing that he's in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.


As long as the shops are still open and he can buy Cornetto ice cream, why should he bother about zombies walking the streets? It might look weird that he's carrying the Cornetto in his mouth, but he needs both hands to open his Coca Cola can.


Shaun doesn't get serious until he finds a zombie in his back garden. Together with his flatmate Ed they finish her off with whatever weapons they can find.


Back in the house they look at one another in shock. Is it because they've just killed their first zombie, or because Ed wants to know why his Cornetto wrapper is wet?

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are both great comedians in their own right, but as a team they're unbeatable. Laurel and Hardy, Bud Spencer and Terence Hill, and now Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. They should make more films together.

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Saturday, 26 November 2022

Wakanda Forever (3 Stars)


I'd heard many of my friends raving about "Wakanda Forever". They told me how good it is. This gave me high hopes when I visited the cinema in Birmingham today. I was disappointed. It comes nowhere near the quality of the first Black Panther film. I would have given it an even lower rating if it hadn't improved in the final half hour. The bright colours of the first film have been replaced by mostly drab, murky cinematography. The story isn't exciting. The plot just plods along.

I was particularly disappointed by the portrayal of Prince Namor, shown above at Bill Everett's grave. The character called Namor in the film isn't the same character as the one in the Marvel comics. Not even close. Namor in the film is the ruler of Talokan, a sunken city based on the Aztec myths of Tlalocan. This makes him ethnically central American, and he's played by a Mexican actor. Namor in the comics is the ruler of the sunken city of Atlantis, and he has a western European complexion.

The location of Atlantis is deliberately kept vague in Namor's early comic appearances, but it's obviously somewhere in the North Atlantic Ocean between America and Europe, probably closer to Europe. In later comics (Tales To Astonish #96, October 1967) we find that the original Atlantis was in the Antarctic, but after its destruction the Atlanteans relocated to the North Atlantic.

Prince Namor, usually called the Sub-Mariner, first appeared in Marvel Mystery Comics #1 in October 1939, written and drawn by Bill Everett. At first he threatens to destroy the USA, but after falling in love with an American policewoman he's persuaded that his real enemy is Nazi Germany. For the next six years he battles the Nazis. After that his main enemy is Communists. He wasn't an American, but he became a symbol of American patriotism.


After two years of appearing as a B-Story in Marvel Mystery Comics (the main character was the Human Torch), Namor was given his own comic in March 1941. It was cancelled after 42 issues in October 1955. Namor's adventures continued in parallel in the first 91 issues of Marvel Mystery Comics.


All this time, Namor's stories were written and drawn by Bill Everett. This changed in May 1962. Bill Everett's stories were written for Timely and Atlas Comics. The rights to his stories and characters were acquired by Marvel Comics in 1961. After a seven-year absence Namor was re-introduced in Fantastic Four #4, written by Stan Lee.


After appearing in various comics as a villain, Namor was finally given his own story in Tales To Astonish #70 (August 1965).


This was a comic that he shared with the Hulk, who was relegated to the B-Story. At that time Namor was the more popular character with the fans.

Bill Everett returned as the artist in Tales To Astonish #78 (April 1966), after which he drew most of the issues. Stan Lee continued to write most of the stories. In my opinion, these 10-page stories were some of the best comics ever written. But then again, I love everything Stan Lee ever wrote.


In May 1968 Namor was finally given his own full-length comic book. The series was hit or miss. Roy Thomas wrote excellent stories for the first 40 issues. After this he was followed by other writers of lesser quality. The series was salvaged when Bill Everett took over the writing in Sub-Mariner #50 (June 1972), but his health was already failing and he couldn't write or draw on a regular basis. After Bill Everett's death the series fell apart, and it was finally cancelled after 72 issues.

That concludes my brief history of Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner in comics. That's where you'll find the real Namor. The character in the film is a sham.

Monday, 31 August 2020

Black Panther (5 Stars)


Farewell to Chadwick Boseman, the actor who so magnificently brought King T'Challa, the Black Panther, to the big screen. This film was nominated as Best Film at the Academy Awards. Eat your heart out, Martin Scorsese. Just because you don't like super-hero films, it doesn't mean that nobody else does.

Where does the Black Panther go from here? A sequel was already in pre-production, but it was delayed because of the Coronavirus pandemic. Now the lead actor is no longer available. Can anyone step into his shoes? Even if a suitable actor can be found, seeing a new face will be uncomfortable to the audience.

Actors have already been changed over the course of the first three phases of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Don Cheadle replaced Terrence Howard as James Rhodes (War Machine) in "Iron Man 2" after Terrence Howard was fired for demanding too much money. Mark Ruffalo replaced Edward Norton as Bruce Banner (the Hulk) in "The Avengers" for reasons that vary, depending on who's telling the story. The replacement of James Rhodes went smoothly, because the two actors looked similar enough for the MCU to get away with it. The replacement of Bruce Banner jarred, because the two actors barely look alike. In my mind I exclude "The Incredible Hulk" from the MCU, because it just doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the films.


While watching the film today I concentrated on Chadwick Boseman and the subtleties of his performance. His character has been fleshed out from his appearance in "Civil War". We see that he's rooted in African tradition, and we also see a humorous side to his character, revealed in an occasional sly grin.


T'Challa is a king and a warrior. Wakanda might be the technologically most advanced country on Earth, but it remains a part of Africa.


This is the first time T'Challa cries "Wakanda Forever", the battle cry repeated over the next few films, while crossing his arms in the same salute used by Bob Geldof in "The Wall". When I watched "Black Panther" dubbed into German, I was shocked to hear it translated into "Wakanda über alles". For me that has negative connotations.


When the film was first shown in the cinemas in early 2018 it was a rallying point for black people on both sides of the Atlantic. It made them proud of their race and skin colour. It was their film. For a few months it became common for young black people in England to greet one another with the words "Wakanda Forever". I understand. People of colour have been under-represented in Hollywood for decades. Here was a film with only a few white actors in minor roles. Nevertheless, the Black Panther shouldn't just be a black African hero. I would be proud to have a king like T'Challa, if he were vaguely like Chadwick Boseman. Who needs corrupt elected officials if we can have a benevolent monarch?


I find it curious that this film is difficult to buy in America. For a long time it was unavailable on disc, and now it's very expensive. The Blu-ray costs $32 in America, compared with £5 (about $8) in England. I hope that this isn't politically motivated. Maybe it's just a business decision; the streaming services want to keep the film for themselves.

Chadwick Boseman
November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020

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Sunday, 30 August 2020

Captain America: Civil War (5 Stars)


As most of my readers know, Chadwick Boseman died of cancer two days ago, aged 43. It was a shock to everyone, because he kept his illness secret for years. When I saw it reported on the BBC website yesterday morning, my first reaction was disbelief. I even suspected it of being a hoax. How can someone so young and (seemingly) so fit die so suddenly?

Since he's best known for his role as the Black Panther in four of the MCU films, I've decided to watch at least two of them to remember him, maybe all four. I haven't decided yet.

The Black Panther is a character who was first invented by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, appearing in Fantastic Four #52 in July 1966. He became a member of the Avengers in Avengers #52 (May 1968), while Roy Thomas was the regular writer, but it wasn't until September 1973 that he was presented as a true African super-hero. The unknown young writer Don McGregor started to write solo adventures of the Black Panther in Jungle Action #6 which took place in his homeland of Wakanda, not in America. Readers consider the 13-part Panther's Rage story (Jungle Action #6 to #18) to be one of the best stories ever published by Marvel.


Chadwick Boseman is the living representation of the Black Panther as we see him in the Panther's Rage story. He's strong, he's noble, but above all else he's African. This is most obvious in his solo film, "Black Panther", that I'll be watching tomorrow. "Civil War" is an outstanding action film, but "Black Panther" is an African film.

Chadwick Boseman
November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020

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Thursday, 31 January 2019

Black Panther (5 Stars)


This is the 18th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, released in January 2018. It's made history by being the first super-hero film to be nominated as Best Film at the Academy Awards. This puzzles me. Why has "Black Panther" been nominated when other equally good films were ignored, films like "Doctor Strange" and "Captain America: Civil War". If I were cynical I'd say that it's a political decision; because of accusations of gender bias in recent years the Film Academy wants to nominate a film which has as many black actors as possible. Or should I call them African American actors? I hate that expression, because it makes an assumption about a person's nationality, even though it's just a way of describing a person's skin colour. What I mean is, if an American sees a dark-skinned person and talks about him to someone else he'll say, "I saw an African American", even if he has no way of knowing whether the person is American or not. It would be much more appropriate to call him black, coloured, dark-skinned or even negro; any word at all that doesn't reference his nationality.

What should we call Stan Lee? A Jewish American? Somehow that doesn't sound right.


What should we call Lupita Nyong'o, who plays Nakia? She lives in the USA, but she holds a Mexican passport. Should we call her an African Mexican? I think you can see the problem.

In this film we find Stan Lee in a casino in Busan, South Korea. King T'Challa makes a bet at a craps table, but walks away without waiting to see if he's won. Stan takes T'Challa's winning chips, offering to look after them. That was wise thinking, because we find out in the following events that he never returns to the table. The scene lasts several minutes, but we only see Stan Lee in the final nine seconds.


I'd never heard of Chadwick Boseman before this film, but he's excellent in the title role. He portrays the dignity that befits the leader of an African nation. He's exactly the hero that we see in the comic books, which is unusual for the MCU films. Most of the characters drift off in the wrong directions.


Let's take Klaw as an example. In the film he has weapons which he's stolen from Wakanda. In the comics he had powerful weapons before going to Wakanda.


In the comics Klaw was able to create giant red jungle animals: red elephants, red gorillas and even red panthers. Why can't he do that in the film? He's just a white hunter stealing African weapons from the natives.

That was only the first step in his development. After jumping into his Sound Converter his body was turned into living sound, meaning he was no longer human. Listen to his own words from Fantastic Four #56.


Okay, I can see why Klaw's powers had to be reduced in the film. The main villain was Eric Stevens aka Killmonger. Klaw is just a minor figure, so he couldn't have been portrayed as the most powerful being on Earth.


Michael Jordan has finally found his rightful place in Marvel films. He was awful as the Human Torch, but he's perfect as Killmonger. It's all about the casting. In the wrong role, even the best actor can look bad.


In the film Wakanda's king is protected by a tribe of warrior women, the Dora Milaje. They first appeared in Marvel comics late in the post-canon years, but they sure look good, especially Okoye on the left.


Okoye isn't just strong, she's beautiful and sexy.


What makes her so attractive? Is it her face, her figure or her spear? I think it's a combination of the three.


Normally I don't like bald-headed women, and I'm totally turned off by tattoos, but in Okoye's case I can make an exception. I can't generalise about women. I never know what attracts me until we're together. I'm glad I've never used any dating sites, because the dating algorithms would never be able to find the right women for me. I'm complicated.

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Friday, 25 January 2019

Captain America: Civil War (5 Stars)


This is the 13th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, released in May 2016. Despite being called a Captain America film, it has so many of the Avengers in it that it could be called an Avengers film. There's no Thor or Hulk, but there are 12 super-heroes, of which seven are Avengers (Captain America, Falcon, Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Vision), three are new characters (Black Panther, Spider-Man, Ant-Man), one is a former enemy (Winter Soldier) and one who's a government soldier (War Machine). Call it whatever you like. It's a great film.

And then there's Stan Lee.

This is another film in which Stan Lee appears late, almost as an after-thought after the action is over, though not as late as in "Ant-Man". He appears three minutes from the end as a FedEx delivery man with a package for Tony Stark, which he mispronounces as "Tony Stank". We only see him for four seconds, but every moment that he spends on screen is glorious.


There are two new characters, or at least they're new to the MCU. The first is the Black Panther, King T'Challa of Wakanda. To be precise, in the picture above he's still Prince T'Challa, because his father hasn't yet died.


The other new character is Spider-Man. Long months of negotiation were needed to get him into the film. The MCU films are created by Marvel Studios, a subsidiary of Walt Disney, but the rights to Spider-Man in film were sold to Sony many years ago.


A character who unexpectedly returns is General Thunderbolt Ross, who we last saw as the Hulk's nemesis in "The Incredible Hulk". He's gained more power by retiring from the army and moving into politics. He's now the US Secretary of State. He fits well into his new role. He's someone who's always mistrusted super-powered beings, so if he can't destroy them he at least wants to contain them. He's a key figure in the creation of the Sokovia Accords, a document restricting super-heroes like the Avengers. Rather than act on their own initiative the Avengers will only be allowed to act if instructed by the United Nations.

The reason for this is that the Avengers have been blamed for hundreds of deaths caused in Sokovia in "Avengers: Age of Ultron". That's obviously stupid, but it's no less stupid than what real world politicians say every day. Did General Ross forget that Ultron was planning to drop Sokovia from the sky with an impact great enough to destroy all life on Earth? The Avengers saved billions of lives, and now they're being punished for the few hundred that perished as collateral damage in their battle with Ultron? If the Avengers had already signed the Sokovia Accords they would still have been sitting in America waiting for the United Nations to reach a decision when the Earth ceased to exist.

A question I didn't deal with when writing about "Age of Ultron" is where Sokovia is located. It's a fictional country, so it can't be pinpointed precisely, but an important clue is a statue that we briefly see in the background.


The statue is identical to the statue of Robert Peel in London, but the plaque at its base gives more information.


The plaque honours Prince Constantine of Imereti, a prince of Georgia. This identifies Sokovia as a micro-country that has broken away from Georgia, placing it somewhere near the East of the Black Sea.

Of course, this might be a red herring planted by the directors when they created the fictional city-state as a patchwork of scenery and townscapes from all over Europe.


We met Ant-Man in the last MCU film, but here we see the other side of his character. He can't just shrink, he can also grow in size, increasing his strength in the process. He's strong enough to tear an aeroplane apart. Or should I call it an airplane? I normally avoid Americanisms, but the American word has become very common in England in recent years.



It's no coincidence that the camera shows Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff against the background of the church stained windows. The cameramen must have been crawling on the floor to get these upward shots. Is it supposed to suggest that the two have divine qualities?


Natasha Romanoff (codename Black Widow) and Clint Barton (codename Hawkeye) might have been close friends while they worked together at SHIELD, but now they're on opposite sides. Natasha signed the Sokovia Accords, Clint didn't. Their consciences have separated them, but once again: how could any of the Avengers have signed the Accords? Isn't it obvious that the whole reasoning behind the Accords is flawed?


Wanda Maximoff's powers have very little in common with the Scarlet Witch created by Stan Lee in 1964. Is she even a mutant? She doesn't call herself Scarlet Witch, as if she hasn't yet accepted that she's a super-hero.


Tony Stark has gone from one extreme to the other. In "Age of Ultron" he was still trying to go it alone by creating an intelligent robot or android to keep peace on Earth. Now he's decided to submit to the control of the United Nations and General Ross. It's his bad conscience affecting him, but if he'd been more stable he would only have modified his plans rather than rejecting them completely.


The Vision was created by Roy Thomas in October 1968 and rapidly became a fan favourite. Fans were touched by his philosophic musings and his struggle to become human. At the time of publication Roy Thomas was accused of basing the character on Star Trek's Spock, which he strongly denied. In a way, the Vision was the opposite of Spock. Spock was a Vulcan-human hybrid who was always fighting to suppress any emotions he felt. The Vision was an artificial being without emotions, but he tried to learn emotions to make himself more human. The Vision has more similarity with the android Data who didn't appear in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" until 1987.

I have difficulty deciding which Captain America film I like more, "Winter Soldier" or "Civil War". They're my two favourite films in the MCU so far, but they're very different. "Winter Soldier" has the atmosphere of a spy thriller, whereas "Civil War" is a high octane action film throughout. They're both masterpieces, each in their own way. I find it difficult to understand why "Black Panther" was nominated for an Academy Award as Best Film but "Civil War" wasn't. I'll never understand the mentality of serious film critics.

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