Friday, 5 December 2025

New Fist Of Fury (4 Stars)


New Fist of Fury as Bruceploitation

New Fist of Fury arrived in 1976 as one of the earliest attempts to reshape Jackie Chan into the next Bruce Lee. The film is a curious mix of martial arts melodrama and industry calculation; it sits at the intersection of tribute and imitation, and it shows how the Hong Kong studios tried to fill the void left by Lee’s sudden death. In retrospect this phenomenon has been called Brucesploitation.

This refers to the wave of films made after Bruce Lee died in 1973. These films used actors who resembled him, behaved like him and fought like him; and were sometimes given names designed to trick audiences. Posters featured lookalike poses, yellow tracksuits and snarling facial expressions. Many films claimed to continue Lee’s legacy, or pretended to reveal secret chapters of his life. The goal was simple: ride the momentum of a superstar whose fame had grown even larger after his passing.

Brucesploitation could be cheap and cynical, but it was also a revealing snapshot of a film industry that had lost its brightest star and had no clear idea how to replace him.

How New Fist of Fury uses Jackie Chan in this framework

Golden Harvest had not yet found the comic persona that made Jackie Chan famous. In New Fist of Fury, the studio tried to shape him into a tough, brooding successor to Bruce Lee. The original Fist of Fury had made Lee a household name, so reviving that title was the clearest signal possible.

Chan’s performance fits the bruceploitation mould in several ways:

1. The grim persona

Chan is asked to suppress his natural charm. He scowls, postures, and delivers his lines with forced intensity. This mimics the stoic fury that defined Lee’s screen presence, although it never feels natural for Chan.

2. The righteous avenger template

Chan plays a street thief who becomes a disciplined martial artist. The journey mirrors the narrative arc that bruceploitation films loved; a downtrodden hero discovers inner strength, then retaliates with righteous force against oppressors.

3. The choreographic echoes

While Chan had not yet developed his playful, acrobatic style, the fights push him toward Lee’s sharp explosive movements. His screams copy Lee’s distinctive kiai patterns, and several shots linger on his face as if trying to capture the same raw intensity that Lee had carried effortlessly.

4. The legacy branding

The film uses the Fist of Fury title to wrap itself in Lee’s aura. Chan is not playing Bruce Lee, but the narrative positions him as a symbolic heir who must restore pride to the oppressed Chinese fighters. This is classic bruceploitation; a new protagonist inherits Lee’s mission and fights in his spirit.

How well it works

The film is historically interesting but dramatically uneven. Chan is earnest, but he feels misplaced. He fights well, but without the self-aware sparkle that later made him unique. Instead of showcasing his gifts, the film tries to hammer him into a mould that never fits.
The production has some strong choreography and a sincere sense of national struggle. However, the pacing is uneven and the dramatic scenes are heavy. The attempt to recreate the tone of the original Fist of Fury gives the film a stiff solemnity that contrasts with Chan’s natural energy.

Final thoughts

New Fist of Fury is a transitional film. It shows a studio searching for another Bruce Lee, and an actor waiting to become Jackie Chan. As bruceploitation, it is a clear example of how the industry tried to borrow Lee’s power rather than build something new. Today, it is most interesting as a record of what Chan was never meant to be, and as an early chapter in the long period before he found his true screen identity.

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Thursday, 4 December 2025

Invisible Centerfolds (5 Stars)


Introduction

"Invisible Centerfolds" is a soft-core sci-fi comedy that mixes fantasy with light eroticism. The premise is simple; Kay, played by Christine Nguyen, is a model trying to pay her way through dental hygienist school. A scientist offers her money to test his invisibility formula, and her new condition leads to comic mishaps, mild intrigue and the usual late-night cable antics.

Christine Nguyen: the film’s strongest element

Christine Nguyen carries the film with a blend of charm and playful confidence. The role asks for a mix of sensuality and breezy comic timing, and Nguyen delivers both with ease. She treats the material with a light touch that fits the tone; even when the plot drifts into pure camp, she stays lively and engaged. Her presence gives the film a sense of fun it would not otherwise have.

Nguyen also brings a grounded appeal to Kay. The character is written in a simplistic way; her motivations are clear but shallow. Even so, Nguyen manages to create moments of warmth and personality. She leans into the absurdity of invisibility scenes with enthusiasm; her reactions and gestures help sell gags that would feel flat in less capable hands.

Limits of the film and the role

The movie gives Nguyen very little emotional depth to explore, and the script treats Kay as an object of desire more often than a fully drawn character. The production is modest; the invisibility effects are basic and the storytelling meanders. These limitations keep Nguyen from elevating the film beyond its narrow aims.

Still, within those boundaries, she does more than expected. Her energy prevents the film from becoming dull. When she is off screen, the momentum drops; when she returns, the tone perks up immediately.

Final assessment

Christine Nguyen is the reason "Invisible Centerfolds" works as entertainment. The film remains a light, exploitative fantasy that rarely aims higher, but her performance gives it charm and playfulness. She understands exactly what kind of movie she is in and performs with confidence that makes the camp feel intentional rather than accidental.

If the film has any staying power, it is because Nguyen brings life to a role that could have been forgettable. Her charisma turns a flimsy sci-fi gimmick into an enjoyable little diversion.

Wednesday, 3 December 2025

Housewives From Another World (4½ Stars)


I'm happy to say that Fred Olen Ray has re-released another two erotic films on Blu-ray. "Housewives From Another World" is part of the Medina Collection, and "Invisible Centerfolds" is from the McKendrick Collection. I've chatted to him a few times on Facebook, and he's never differentiated between the two collections. He refers to them collectively as his Bikini Films.

It's a long time since I've watched "Housewives From Another World", so I can't make a direct comparison between the films, but I can compare the screenshots with my last review.


This is Ted Newsom on DVD


This is Ted Newsom on Blu-ray. He's never looked so awesome.


This is Christine Nguyen and Rebecca Love on DVD.


This is Christine Nguyen and Rebecca Love on Blu-ray. They've never looked so sexy.


Except when they're naked.

Here's an updated summary of the Retromedia films so far, with the Blu-ray releases marked.

The Medina Collection

1. Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002)
2. (BR) Bikini Airways (2003)
3. (BR) Haunting Desires (2003)
4. Curse of the Erotic Tiki (2003)
5. Bikini Carwash Academy (2004)
6. Erotic Dreams of Jeannie (2004)
7. Teenage Cavegirl (2004)
8. The Good, the Bad and the Beautiful (2005)
9. Bikini Chain Gang (2005)
10. Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006)
11. Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet (2006)
12. Harlots of the Caribbean (2006)
13. Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes (2006)
14. (BR) Bewitched Housewives (2006)
15. The Girl from BIKINI (2006)
16. (BR) Super Ninja Doll (2007)
17. (BR) Tarzeena (2007)
18. Voodoo Dollz (2008)
19. Bikini Royale (2008)
20. (BR) Bikini Frankenstein (2009)
21. (BR) Twilight Vamps (2009)
22. Bikini Royale 2 (2009)
23. (BR) Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros (2009)
24. (BR) Housewives from Another World (2010)
25. Lady Chatterley's Ghost (2010)
26. Bikini Time Machine (2010)
27. (BR) Sexual Witchcraft (2010)
28. Bikini Warriors (2010)
29. The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (2011)
30. Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012)
31. Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills (2012)
32. (BR) Baby Dolls Behind Bars (2012)

The McKendrick Collection

1. Strippers from another world (2013)
2. Big Bust Theory (2013)
3. Intergalactic Swingers (2013)
4. (BR) All Babe Network (2013)
5. Great Bikini Bowling Bash (2014)
6. Stacked Racks from Mars (2014)
7. Atomic Hotel Erotica (2014)
8. Lolita from Interstellar Space (2014)
9. Sexy Warriors (2014)
10. Bikini Avengers (2015)
11. (BR) College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives (2015)
12. Lust in Space (2015)
13. Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills (2015)
14. (BR) Invisible Centerfolds (2015)
15. (BR) Cinderella's Hot Night (2017)
16. (BR) Sleeping Beauties (2017)

The Apocrypha

1. (BR) Bad Girls Behind Bars (2016)
2. Vixens From Venus (2016)
3. Cyborg Hookers (2016)
4. Cosmic Calendar Girls (2016)
5. Escape From Pleasure Planet (2016)
6. (BR) Paranormal Sexperiments (2016)

The Medina Collection consists of films directed by Fred Olen Ray using the pseudonym Juan Medina. The McKendrick Collection consists of films directed by Dean McKendrick. The Apocrypha consists of films directed for Retromedia by other directors.

Notes:
(1) "Bikini Carwash Academy" (Medina 5) was re-released with a different opening credits sequence, listing the director as Sherman Scott.
(2) "Tomb of the Werewolf" (not listed above) was directed by Fred Olen Ray using his own name, but it's in the Medina style. It has almost the same cast as "Haunting Desires".
(3) Dean McKendrick made seven erotic thrillers for Retromedia, not listed above.
(4) Apocrypha? If you have a better name for these films, let me know.

That's 18 out of 54 films released on Blu-ray so far. Let's hope the others will follow soon.