Showing posts with label Jared Harris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jared Harris. Show all posts

Saturday, 20 January 2024

Morbius (4½ Stars)



The cover above was the first appearance of Morbius in Amazing Spider-Man #101, dated October 1971. Don't be put off by Spider-Man having six arms. It was a silly idea that Marvel had which only lasted a few issues.

Today I'm visiting my son Benjamin in Obersontheim. The weather is freezing! It's -8C up here on the hill, three degrees colder than where I live in Münchingen. He's more of a gamer than a film fan, so he relies on streaming services. I picked "Morbius" on Netflix as a film he hasn't watched before.

"Morbius" didn't do as well as expected at the box office, but at least it made a slight profit. It's a dark film, which is probably the reason not as many fans went to see it. How big is the overlap between Marvel fans and horror movie fans? I can't judge by myself, because I'll watch anything.

The post credit scenes tie in with the multiverse. As far as I know, Morbius lives in the same universe as Venom, Earth-TRN688. In the mid-credits scenes – there are two of them – the Vulture jumps from Earth-199999 and proposes teaming up with Morbius to fight with Spider-Man. Does that make sense? We've never seen Earth-TRN688's version of Spider-Man. It would make more sense for Morbius to jump into Earth-199999. I have the impression that Marvel Studios doesn't know what it's doing. Apart from that, it currently seems unlikely that "Morbius" will have a sequel, so we can safely ignore the mid-credits scenes. They never happened.

Overall, Marvel is in a state of turmoil. "The Marvels" was a big flop, due to a few factors.

1. There's a general slump in cinema visitors.

2. There's a super-hero fatigue after too many Marvel films.

3. Disney, which now owns Marvel Studios, is being mismanaged by Bob Iger.

What's the future of Marvel in the movies? Nobody knows. If "Deadpool 3" isn't a success this year, there's no hope for Marvel.

Success Rate:  + 0.2

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Saturday, 17 June 2023

I Shot Andy Warhol (4 Stars)


This is the second biopic directed by Mary Harron that I watched this evening. There's a law of diminishing returns in my blog. The more often I watch a film, the less I'm able to write about it. So all I'll say is that it's about Valerie Solanas, and I'll point you to my previous posts.



At the end of my 2022 post I mentioned a friend who's written a new version of the SCUM Manifesto. I met her again last year while I was visiting England and encouraged her to finish her Manifesto. When it's finally finished, my blog is the first place you'll be able to read it.

Thursday, 22 December 2022

Morbius (4½ Stars)


Today is only the second time I've watched "Morbius", but it's growing on me already. The biggest hindrance in me giving the film a full five star rating is that Michael Morbius is a very unsexy vampire. It's an accurate depiction, because he's always been unsexy in the comics.


My fascination with vampires began when I saw the film "Vamp" while on holiday in the mid-1980's. I was fascinated to see Grace Jones as a vampire. At that time in my life I considered her the ultimate in sex appeal. I didn't see "Vamp" again for more than 20 years, but I watched many other vampire films, and the sexiest vampires were in the films of Jean Rollin. Despite being 100% heterosexual, I could recognise the appeal of Christopher Lee as a vampire. Even Bela Lugosi had a certain sex appeal, in a creepy way. I found David Boreanaz annoying because of his eternally miserable face, but James Marsters was a slick, sexy vampire. And Drusilla! Yes, Drusilla was my dream woman. I'd moved on from Grace Jones.

I had a phase in the early 2000's when I would buy any vampire film on DVD without knowing anything about the film. Some of the films were good, others were a waste of money. I'm more selective nowadays.

Morbius isn't a sexy vampire, not in the least. He's a horrific character. That's the way Jared Leto was paid to portray him, and he did a good job. Morbius is also a tragic figure. He doesn't want to kill anyone, but when he's overcome by bloodlust he can't help himself.

I'm curious to see how Morbius will develop in future films, if any are made. Jared Leto has repeatedly expressed interest in making more films, possibly as a villain facing Spider-Man, but there are no signs that the films will be made. "Morbius" the film was only a minor box office success, but the critics tore it apart. A film needs to be a huge success for the studios to ignore the critics.

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Thursday, 20 October 2022

Morbius (4 Stars)



I missed "Morbius" in the cinema while I was in hospital earlier this year. Today I finally managed to see it on Netflix. I'll buy it on Blu-ray when the price drops.

Morbius was never one of my favourite Marvel characters. He was introduced in the early 1970's when Marvel was attempting to return to its roots by publishing more horror stories. At this time comics were written about Dracula, the Mummy and the Frankenstein monster. Morbius was an attempt to write about a vampire who was an integral part of the Marvel Universe (although that phrase wasn't common at the time). It's no coincidence that he was introduced in October 1971, the month when Stan Lee stopped writing. Marvel was heading in a different direction.

Over the years Morbius has come and gone in the comics. After his first appearance in Spider-Man #101 and #102, he had a guest appearance in Marvel Team-Up, a series frequently used for showcasing lesser known heroes. It wasn't until February 1974 that he was given a solo series in Adventure Into Fear, but it was cancelled after only 12 issues.

I was pleasantly surprised that the film doesn't have the comedy elements of other recent Marvel films. But something is missing. I sat and enjoyed the film, but I wouldn't say that it excited me. Jared Leto is doubtlessly a good actor, but I couldn't relate to his character. His romance with Martine Bancroft was important in the comics, but it's hardly more than a crush in the film. If the story had shown more of a romantic tragedy, it would have been better.

The film was a moderate box office success, though nowhere as successful as expected. Will there be a sequel? Probably not. It's more likely that Morbius will return in other Marvel films. The mid-credits scene suggests a tie-in with the MCU via a multiversal rift. Sigh... I'm getting sick of hearing about the multiverse.

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Monday, 10 January 2022

I Shot Andy Warhol (4 Stars)



Name: Valerie Solanas
Lived: 9 April 1936 – 25 April 1988
Film dates: 1957 to 1968, mainly 1966 to 1968
Film made in 1996

This is the first in a series of three biopics made by the Canadian director Mary Harron. All three films are about women who were controversial both during their life and after their death. I intend to watch these three films back to back as my next three true stories.

Mary Harron is sometimes called a feminist director. I don't understand this description. Maybe she's a feminist in her personal views, but I don't see a feminist message in her films. I don't even see a feminist message in "I shot Andy Warhol", even though it's about Valerie Solanas, the greatest feminist icon of the 20th Century.

I forget exactly when I first heard about Valerie Solanas. It was possibly when I was 21. At that time my thoughts were developing on the nature of man and woman. From the age of 20 I was convinced that women are inherently superior to men. I looked at the world around me and was convinced that all of the world's problems stemmed from male rule. I advocated a matriarchy, but I didn't have clear ideas about it. I didn't know whether it would be a global or an international matriarchy. How could it work in practice? Then I read the SCUM Manifesto, written in 1966, in which Valerie Solanas called on women to "overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and eliminate the male sex". The fourth of these goals fascinated me the most. Instead of a matriarchy, men should be totally eradicated.

Then I lost my copy of the SCUM Manifesto. It was probably lost in the confusion of moving to Germany in 1978. It wasn't until I got my first Internet account in 1995 that I rediscovered it. I printed it and read it repeatedly, analysing it carefully and making notes. Shortly after this I joined an IRC channel called #feminism. I was the only man in the group, which I openly admitted, and I was warned to behave myself. The main topic of conversation was the SCUM Manifesto. We discussed it for months on end. Some of the participants accepted it completely, while others wanted to adapt it for the 1990's. As the conversations continued, I was frequently accused of being a woman. The others in the group couldn't believe that a man could be as enlightened as me.

The general consensus in the group was that a new version of the SCUM Manifesto should be written. I volunteered to undertake this task, but I never attempted it. For reasons unknown to me, the #feminism room ceased to exist, and I had no more contact with the any of the women in the group. We should have exchanged email addresses instead of just relying on IRC to hold us together.

Lili Taylor as Valerie Solanas

Despite knowing the SCUM Manifesto, I knew almost nothing about Valerie Solanas. I knew that she'd shot Andy Warhol, but I didn't know why. Information was hard to come by in the early days of the Internet. Now anyone can sit down at his computer and become an expert on any subject within 15 minutes. (I admit that this statement contains sarcasm, but there's also an element of truth).

Then I bought this DVD, soon after its release. I was excited to see it, but my reaction after the first viewing was anger. Instead of being a eulogy to one of the most brilliant visionaries of the 20th Century, it portrayed her as nervous and neurotic. After calming down, I watched it again. More than once. Now I'm able to appreciate it. Mary Harron wants to be honest in her portrayal of Valerie Solanas. She doesn't want to make out that she was something that she wasn't.

Let me give a brief summary of Valerie's life, as portrayed in the film. She was an exceptionally intelligent child, but she suffered sexual abuse from her father and grandfather. She studied Psychology at the University of Maryland. She supported her studies by prostitution. This led her to be disgusted by men, and she declared herself a lesbian. After graduating she moved to New York, where she was homeless, sleeping on rooftops. She still worked as a prostitute, so she was sometimes able to afford a hotel room for a few days.

In 1966 she met Andy Warhol. She thought he could help her film her first play, "Up your ass". Warhol found the play so pornographic that he thought it was entrapment by a police officer. He never filmed it, but he didn't give it back to Valerie. He said he'd lost it.

Note: the manuscript remained lost until it was found in a trunk of lighting equipment in 1999, twelve years after Warhol's death. It wasn't published until 2014.

Later in 1966 Valerie Solanas completed her final version of the SCUM Manifesto. She tried to make money by selling it, but most of her copies were given away. It was eventually published in 1968 by Maurice Girodias, a French publisher of pornographic literature. After the bankruptcy of his company the copyright became clouded, a source of argument and money-making by lawyers, but the important fact is that today it's freely available online.

Why did Valerie Solanas shoot Andy Warhol? In interviews immediately after her arrest she claimed that it was connected with her Manifesto. She wanted to kill a well-known man in order to start the female revolution. Mary Harron's film suggests that it was actually revenge because he'd stolen her play, and she didn't have another copy. That's probably right. If it had really been intended to start a revolution, it was poorly planned.

The real Valerie Solanas in 1967

The film ends with Valerie's arrest and her treatment in a psychiatric hospital. Her later years are vague. She was arrested and hospitalised several times. She changed her name to avoid detection. She said she was writing an autobiography, but her mother burnt all of her typewritten manuscripts after her death. What an awful mother! She probably didn't like what Valerie had written about her.

The film is now out of print. I don't know whether or not I want it to be rereleased. It's essential viewing for anyone who knows and admires Valerie Solanas' writing, but it can give the wrong impression to those who don't know her.

Incidentally, a few years ago I met someone who was in the process of writing a new version of the SCUM Manifesto. I persuaded her to publish it anonymously, because details about her life might be used to argue against the message of her writing. I assisted her in her early version of her Manifesto as her only proof reader. When it was finished she asked me to send a copy to notable feminists. I did so, and the reception was mixed to negative. One of the more positive reviewers made suggestions for a few changes, but my friend was disappointed and hasn't updated her version of the Manifesto. That was six years ago. I still write to her occasionally, although the contact has diminished since I left England. I need to prod her and ask her to publish her Manifesto. At the very least, I want her permission to publish it on my blog.


Wednesday, 26 August 2015

I Shot Andy Warhol (4 Stars)


Mmmm, don't you just love this picture on the DVD cover? It must be one of the most stylish DVD covers ever. Three-tone Lili Taylor looking like a wild west hero. Delicious!

A few days ago I posted the text of the SCUM Manifesto. This must have seemed very random to my regular readers. Did any of you take time to read it in its entirety? I've read it twice this week, and I have a printed copy lying next to my computer. There's a connection to this film. Valerie Solanas wrote the SCUM Manifesto. Valerie Solanas shot Andy Warhol.

I was excited when I first heard about this film. It was made in 1996, but not released on DVD until 2006, which is when I bought it. Valerie Solanas has long been one of my heroes. I have the same relationship to her Manifesto that I have to the Bible: I don't accept everything it contains, but there's a lot of wisdom that I can read and learn from.

Understand how shocked I was when I saw the film for the first time. This woman that I've admired for many years isn't portrayed as a visionary, she's a nervous, neurotic woman whose desire to change the world comes second to her longing to get money for her next meal. My first reaction was rage. I watched it again after calming down. Maybe Lili Taylor is showing Valerie Solanas the way she really was. She may have been a genius with a vision to change the world, but being homeless and hungry can do things to a person.

Valerie Solanas wasn't perfect. Far from it. But her words are pure. They have provided inspiration to women for the last 48 years. When I got my first Internet account in 1995, with a 14,400 bps modem, one of the first things I did was join a feminist chat group on IRC. We discussed the SCUM Manifesto for hours. Some of the participants blindly accepted everything written, while others (including me) were critical, but all of us had a deep respect for the words. I'm sure that everyone who participated profited greatly from the discussions.

I kept the chat logs of the group backed up on CD for years, until my CD's were stolen by Thomas Kuzilla of Dearborn Heights, Michigan. He destroyed my CD's when I refused to buy them back from him for an extortionate price.


Monday, 5 May 2014

Pompeii (4 Stars)


I read mixed opinions about this film before I went to the cinema today. Normally before I go to see a film I check out what film critics are saying. The reviews of critics are usually safe, because they're professional enough to steer away from spoilers. I always avoid reading the Wikipedia article about a film before seeing it, because it almost always gives a full plot description, including the ending. The critics vote roughly 2-1 against the film. Since the film was released two months ago in America I was also able to check the user ratings on Amazon.com for the film, and it seems that the general public is evenly divided on whether they like it or not.

As my four star rating already tells you, I liked the film when I saw it. In fact, of the people who went to see the film with me -- I went to see it with the Birmingham film club -- we all liked it, although one of us had reservations. I'm prepared to defend my opinion of the film against those who hate it, but I'll admit its weaknesses.

We all know the story of Pompeii. It was destroyed in 79 AD when the nearby Mount Vesuvius erupted. It was the most thorough destruction of a city by a volcano that has ever been recorded. I was shown pictures when I was in junior school, and during my studies of Latin in grammar school I returned to the topic. There are no immediate eye witness reports, because nobody survived. A historian known as Pliny the Younger wrote the following report, which is quoted in the film:
You could hear the shrieks of women, the wailing of infants, and the shouting of men; some were calling their parents, others their children or their wives, trying to recognize them by their voices. People bewailed their own fate or that of their relatives, and there were some who prayed for death in their terror of dying. Many besought the aid of the gods, but still more imagined there were no gods left, and that the universe was plunged into eternal darkness for evermore.
However, we have to remember that this is not a report from Pompeii itself. Pliny was in Misenum, about 20 miles away on the other side of the Bay of Naples. He is obviously not describing the screams in Pompeii itself, but the lesser suffering around him, which was restricted to dark clouds and falling ashes. I also have a suspicion that he was dramatising his account of the disaster, making it more appealing through exaggeration.


Due to this lack of a first hand account, I knew before I entered the cinema that the bulk of the film would be a work of fiction, leading up to the destruction itself. I reject any criticism of the film based on the accuracy or the relevance of what happened before the disaster. This part of the film is story-telling, and it's what is needed to separate it from documentaries of the disaster.

The film's fictional part is a classic love triangle, such as we already know from disaster films like "Titanic", "Pearl Harbor" and "Dresden". Love triangles always make good stories, whatever the variations. They're something that people can relate to. And love triangles go well with disasters. Doomed love. That's something that can evoke tears from the hardest of men. The film tells the story of a young slave captured from a tribe of horse-keeping Celts in northern Britannia. His name is Milo, but as a gladiator he's called "The Celt", because the Romans claim that he is the last Celt left alive. He falls in love with a noble lady from Pompeii, Cassia, who is being pursued by a Roman senator called Corvus. The triangle is complete.

The gladiatorial scenes are so similar to "Gladiator" that the film could almost be accused of plagiarism. Almost? Maybe some of the critics do make this accusation, but I reject it. The life of a gladiator and the scenes he had to portray were doubtlessly similar from one city to another over the centuries, so there's no shame in showing similar scenes.

The disaster itself is stunningly filmed. The horror of destruction is brilliantly portrayed in the panic of the people while fire is raining down from the skies. Just as in "Titanic" we see small vendettas being played out in the middle of the devastation, as if people care more about killing others than saving their own lives. It's impossible to underestimate the depths of evil.

So what is my main criticism of the film? Simple. It was too short. The romance should have been stretched out for an extra hour. It should have been a three-hour film like "Titanic", "Pearl Harbor" and "Dresden". We could have had a passionate night in Milo's cell; it was a usual practice for noble ladies to pay to visit the gladiators. We could have seen Cassia tearfully submitting to Corvus in order to do the best thing to help her parents. Maybe more gladiatorial training and an extra fight. "Pompeii" is a good film, worth watching at least once, but it doesn't measure up to the other three films, in quality or in length.


Before I went to the film I went to McDonald's to try one of their new double cheeseburgers. I don't care what anyone else says, I enjoy eating at McDonald's. I don't visit their restaurants often, but I consider their food to be good and nutritious, whatever the haters say. However, yesterday I was disappointed. The burger that I ate yesterday at the McDonald's branch in Birmingham's Paradise Forum was virtually tasteless. I don't know what they did wrong, but if it had been my first visit to McDonald's I would never have gone again.

Monday, 14 April 2014

The Quiet Ones (3 Stars)


Sometimes people can spoil the enjoyment of a film in the cinema. When I went tonight there was a group of girls a few rows behind me who were laughing and giggling from the beginning. A man in the row behind me shouted at them a few times to be quiet. When the film was over he remarked to me that they must have thought they were in a comedy. I disagree. I doubt they were laughing at the film. It's more likely they were bored with the film and spent the 90 minutes chatting about something completely different.

In 1974 a professor at Oxford University is lecturing on the supernatural. He is a quasi-sceptic. He says that there are explanations for all supernatural phenomena, but science has not yet advanced far enough to explain everything. He invites three of his students to a remote house to examine Jane Harper, a 20-year-old girl who is seemingly haunted by a ghost. The professor denies the existence of ghosts and wants to prove that the strange occurrences around her are the results of her own negative energy. He thinks that the ghost, which Jane calls Evey, is something that Jane herself has unconsciously created. The professor, who obviously considers scientific advance more important than human life, uses physical and mental torture to provoke Jane's subconscious into action.

This is one of the new wave of Hammer Horror films, so I went to see it in the cinema with high expectations. Unfortunately I was disappointed. Of the recent Hammer films only the remakes, "Let me in" and "The Woman in Black", have been satisfactory. It seems that the company has problems finding new ideas that live up to the films they made in the 1960's and 1970's. Overall "The Quiet Ones" has little suspense and just relies on random loud noises and flying objects to scare the audience. So what do I suggest? Easy! The new films shouldn't attempt to be artistic or modern. They should copy the styles of the old Hammer Horror films. Castles, monsters and occasional gratuitous nudity set in 18th Century Germany and Transylvania. It might seem like a cheap trick to reboot the Frankenstein and Dracula franchises, but why not? The formula worked 50 years ago, so why shouldn't it work today? If done well. Both franchises are open-ended. After Baron von Frankenstein dies in one film his son can continue his work in the next film. Every time Count Dracula is killed he can be brought back to life 30 years later. The dates don't have to be explicitly stated, so there's no need for either franchise to catch up with the modern day.

Let's hope that someone who is able to make decisions reads my recommendations.

Sunday, 25 August 2013

Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (4 Stars)


I didn't intend to see this film in the cinema, but I changed my mind at the last minute and joined the others from the Birmingham Film Club. I was pleasantly surprised. I wouldn't call it a great film, but it was definitely worth watching. The buildup and the character development in the first half was incredible, and even though the action scenes were weaker I still enjoyed it.

It's based on the first of a series of six best-selling novels written by Cassandra Clare. Even to someone as naive as me it's obvious what's been going on in the boardrooms of the film studios. "Look at all the money Harry Potter made us. We need a new Harry Potter. Is there anyone here who reads books? Do you have any suggestions what we can film next?"

"Mortal Instruments" (the film) isn't a new Harry Potter, neither in essence nor in style. It isn't even a new Twilight. But it is a good film about a teenage girl caught up in a hidden supernatural world. Clary Fray (15 in the book, but her age is unspecified in the film) witnesses a murder in a nightclub. After this her mother is kidnapped, and the apparent murderer becomes her friend. He tells her that her mother used to be a Shadowhunter, someone who hunts demons.

I can't help feeling that a story like this with an excess of minor characters would work better as a TV series than as a film. With the right executive producer it could become the new Buffy. But I'm still looking forward to the second film in the series.

Friday, 28 June 2013

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (3½ Stars)


This is the sequel to "Sherlock Holmes", once more starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. My guest writer Kaylena already reviewed it here.

Instead of writing about the whole film I'll just zoom in on the chess game between Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis Professor Moriarty in one of the final scenes. The last 13 moves of the game are called out loud, but we aren't shown the position on the board. The question that most chess fans will ask is whether these moves are possible. If I had watched the film when it was first released in 2011 I would have researched it, using the pattern matching algorithms of the chess database program Chessbase; as it is I'm two years late, and the work has already been done for me. My main source is a blog post by Stefan Jonsson.

According to the film's chess consultant, Adam Raoof, "Not much of the footage of the actual game we filmed survived the edit, but it was a famous Larsen game with reversed colours and using some variations". The game he's referring to was between Bent Larsen and Tigran Petrosian in 1966. Unfortunately the first few moves of the game that we see being played don't match the ending. Holmes is shown playing Black, although we can calculate from the final 13 moves that he must have been playing White. This is a goof, but admittedly something that practically nobody would notice. Another goof is in the photo below, taken from the film. The black king and queen are on the wrong squares. Evidently Mr. Raoof wasn't paying attention.


The game's full notation is printed below, or click here to replay the full Holmes-Moriarty game in a Javascript window.

Sherlock Holmes - James Moriarty

 1. e4 c5
 2. Nf3 Nc6
 3. d4 cxd4
 4. Nxd4 g6
 5. Be3 Bg7
 6. c4 Nf6
 7. Nc3 Ng4
 8. Qxg4 Nxd4
 9. Qd1 Ne6
10. Qd2 d6
11. Be2 Bd7
12. O-O O-O
13. Rad1 Bc6
14. Nd5 Re8
15. f4 Nc7
16. f5 Na6
17. Bg4 Nc5
18. fxg6 hxg6
19. Qf2 Rf8
20. e5 Bxe5
21. Qh4 Bxd5
22. Rxd5 Ne6
23. Rf3 Bf6
24. Qh6 Bg7
25. Qxg6 fxg6
26. Bxe6+ Kh7
27. Rh3+ Bh6
28. Bxh6 Rf5
29. Rxf5 gxf5
30. Bf7 Qb6+
31. Kh1 Qxb2
32. Bf8#





Addendum on June 29th: This is something I've never done before. I'm extending my post a day after I first wrote it due to comments I've received. Usually I would add additional thoughts in the comments section, but in this case it's too much.

After I made my post an anonymous person contacted me and suggested the following game as an alternative to the game that I included in my post. Click here to replay it in a Javascript window.

James Moriarty - Sherlock Holmes

 1. c4 e5
 2. Nc3 d5
 3. cxd5 Nf6
 4. g3 Nxd5
 5. Bg2 Be6
 6. Nf3 Nc6
 7. Ng5 Qxg5
 8. Nxd5 Qd8
 9. Ne3 Qd7
10. d3 Be7
11. Bd2 O-O
12. O-O Rad8
13. Bc3 Nd4
14. Re1 f5
15. Nc2 f4
16. Na3 Bg5
17. Nc4 fxg3
18. hxg3 Qf7
19. Rf1 e4
20. Bxe4 Qh5
21. Bxd4 Rxd4
22. Ne3 Rf6
23. Qb3 Kh8
24. Bf3 Qh3
25. Bg2 Qxg3
26. fxg3 Bxe3+
27. Kh2 Rh6+
28. Bh3 Bxh3
29. Rf4 Rxf4
30. gxf4 Bf2
31. Qxb7 Bf1#


It has two major advantages over the game in my original post:

1. Sherlock Holmes is playing black.

2. The opening moves are the moves we see being played.

This game also matches the final 13 moves that are spoken out loud in the film. The reason is that in the film the old "descriptive moves" are used, which are ambiguous because they make no difference between White and Black. Since the 1980's unambiguous algebraic moves have become more common. For instance, the following algebraic notation and descriptive notation describe the same four moves.

Algebraic: 1. e4 e5 2. Nc4 Nf6

Descriptive: 1. P-K4 P-K4 2. N-QB3 N-KB3

This game is a good construction to match what the film shows us, but I still think that the more plausible explanation is that the film's opening moves were a goof. The reason is that this construction contains severe blunders on both sides. In move 23 Holmes could have taken Moriarty's Queen (23... Bxb3). Even worse, in move 28 Moriarty misses an immediate checkmate (28. Rf8#). The game in my original post, which follows the 1966 Larsen-Petrosian game until move 25, is a lot more logical.

Monday, 16 April 2012

Natural Born Killers (5 Stars)


Believe it or not, I didn't like this film when I first saw it, many years ago. I found it too chaotic.Watching it today I have to say that it's the chaos that makes it appealing. My only problem with the film is that I have difficulty understanding portions of the dialogue. My DVD edition doesn't have subtitles to help me. That's wrong. All DVDs should have subtitles. Woody Harrelson's Texas accent causes me problems when he lets himself go, and Robert Downey Jr. just talks too hectically for me to follow him in the later parts of the film.

Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis play a young couple, Mickey and Mallory, who meet and fall in love. They then go on a killing spree, for no other reason than because it's fun. Their wild lifestyle makes them famous, and when they're arrested a live interview is arranged with Mickey only a few weeks before his planned execution.

Beneath the overt brutality and violence it's a love story, and also a commentary on our modern society. It's not unusual for killers to enjoy popularity. In the 1970's Andreas Baader and his fellow terrorists were admired by more than a quarter of Germans under 30. But the twist in this story is that the two become media celebrities. Director Oliver Stone and writer Quentin Tarantino are holding up a mirror to show how shallow television audiences have become, revelling in murder. Robert Downey Jr. plays the part of Wayne Gale, the host of the tv show "American Maniacs". After showing the slaughter of many prison guards and inmates on live television during Mickey and Mallory's escape from prison he willingly poses for his own execution to be broadcast live.

A beautiful film with supernatural undertones. These are obvious in the scene in the Indian's home, but there's something else that I wouldn't have noticed if not for watching an interview with Oliver Stone. In the prison scene Mickey and Mallory are led to freedom by an inmate called Owen. But this isn't the first time he appears in the film. He appears in scenes throughout the film standing in the background watching over the two killers and keeping them safe. He's not a guardian angel, he's more of a guardian demon. This is most obvious in the opening scene where he's sitting in a diner holding a newspaper with the headline "666 Deaths". He fades away before the killing starts. In the alternate ending Owen says he has "come out of the fire". He asks if he can accompany Mickey and Mallory forever, and when they refuse he kills them. (No, that's not a spoiler, it doesn't happen in the ending used in the film).

I love Juliette Lewis as an actress, but she seems to have "disappeared" over the last 15 years. Apart from this film she had two major roles, in "Cape Fear" (1991) and "From Dusk Till Dawn" (1996). Since then she's been in a lot of films, but only minor roles. Maybe it's deliberate, because she wants to concentrate on her singing career? Whatever the reason, I miss her.

Click here to view the trailer.

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game of Shadows [Guest Writer] (5 Stars)



Since this film is still in theatres I will keep the synopsis brief in order to give viewers a chance to experience the film for themselves and enjoy it fully. The film takes place 8 months after the original (I may be mistaken on that time, but I believe that's right...) and Watson has been preparing his wedding to his Fiance while Holmes has been investigating violent terrorist attacks happening throughout Europe, bringing countries to the brink of war. After reuniting with Watson, the two embark on a journey to uncover the plans of Prof. James Moriarty and his involvement with the ongoing attacks.

This is an excellent follow-up to the original, with Robert Downey Jr. bringing back his eccentricly brilliant Holmes and Jude Law as the straight-man to his odd ways. The use of the pre-planning combat returns, which was a favorite of mine, demonstrating the unique mind of Holmes to predict the actions of his opponents. Certainly worth checking out for those who have seen the original or are fans of Sherlock.