Saturday, 25 February 2023

Smallville 2.07 - Lineage



This is an interesting and unusual episode. There's very little action, but a lot of drama. In the podcast Tom Welling says that it's an episode that he'd recommend to anyone who's never watched "Smallville". I disagree with him. It's a good episode, but it's untypical, so a first-time viewer would get the wrong impression of the series.

A woman called Rachel Dunleavy arrives in Smallville. She claims to be Clark's mother. This is because she gave her son Lucas to the adoption agency Metropolis United Charities, and records show that only one child was ever given for adoption by this agency before it closed: Clark Kent. This obviously can't be, because Clark came to Earth in a spaceship.

Rachel nursed Lionel Luthor's wife while she was ill. During this time she also had an affair with Lionel. Lucas is Lionel Luthor's illegitimate son. She tells Lex about this, and Lex tells Clark that they might be brothers. Clark demands a full explanation from his father.

On the day of the meteor shower Jonathan and Martha Kent found Clark walking naked in a corn field. Jonathan loaded the spaceship onto his truck and was driving home, when Lionel Luthor stopped him. He said that his son had been injured in the meteor shower. Jonathan drove Lionel and Lex to the hospital. Lionel promised Jonathan that he would do anything for the man who'd saved his son's life. Jonathan and Martha wanted to adopt Clark, but they couldn't tell anyone how they'd found him, so they asked for Lionel to somehow arrange it. Lionel founded the adoption agency, granted Clark to the Kents, then closed the agency.

This doesn't explain what happened to Lucas. He was also given to the agency, but there are no records of him being adopted. Lionel claims that he died before he was one year old, but this is a lie. We see a photo of Lionel and Lucas together when he was an older child.

The Kents were grateful to Lionel for his help, but then Lionel asked for a favour in return. He wanted to buy land from the Ross family, presumably to build a fertiliser plant, but they'd turned him down. Lionel knew that the Kents and the Rosses were friends, so he asked Jonathan to persuade them to change their mind. When Jonathan refused, Lionel hinted that he might expose the irregularities in the adoption. This is the incident that led to Jonathan's animosity towards the Luthors.


Rachel asks Clark for a DNA test. He's worried that the results might reveal his alien origins, so he breaks into the lab at night and contaminates the sample. Rachel suspects that Lionel Luthor is responsible, so she kidnaps Lex and threatens to kill him if Lionel doesn't publicly announce that Clark is his son. Only Clark's intervention saves Lex's life. Rachel is declared insane and put into an institution.


In another story, Lana visits Henry Small, the man who had an affair with her mother, to tell him she's his daughter. His initial reaction is to deny it, but later in the day he visits the Talon to tell her he wants to find out if it's true.


In yet another story, Chloe says that her mother wants nothing to do with her. This episode is all about broken parent-child relationships: Clark and his false mother; Lana and her father; Chloe and her mother; Lionel and his son Lucas.


In the podcast Michael Rosenbaum rang Al Gough to check if it's true that Lex was about five years older than Clark. I thought it had already been established early in the series. After this Annette O'Toole appears as a guest by video. She's a prolific actress, with many roles in film and television from the 1960's to the present, but I confess that I've hardly seen her. The first time I saw her was in the 1990 version of "IT", and I remember thinking to myself, "Wow! What an actress!" "Smallville" was only the second time I saw her. If I had to pick the two most outstanding actors in the series, I'd name Annette O'Toole and John Glover, in that order. I don't say that to put the other actors down in any way. Tom Welling is the first to admit that he was a novice, watching and learning from the more experienced actors around him. Interestingly, Annette says that she watched Tom watching the others. She could see that he was trying to learn.

Tom also says that he thought Michael Rosenbaum was a great actor. Michael is amused by this, because he says he was also a beginner at the time. It's all relative.

Tom spoke about the different way in which John Schneider and Annette O'Toole worked in the series. John came into the series with his own ideas about what he wanted to do and how he wanted to do it. Annette looked at how the others were playing their roles and adapted herself to them. Annette agreed that this was the case.


There's a scene in the episode in which Lex Luthor is tied to a chair which falls over backwards. Tom wanted to know if this was Michael Rosenbaum himself or his stuntman. Michael can't remember doing this, but he admitted that it was something dangerous. After listening to the podcast I watched the scene frame by frame. Is it Michael or not? It looks like him, but I can't be sure. His eyebrows look darker than in the previous scenes.

When rating the episode, Michael and Tom both rated it highly, two and two and a half roses respectively, whereas Ryan Tellez rated it lower. I can see the reason for the different opinions. Ryan was disappointed that there wasn't more action.


The Talon is advertising a silent film festival yet again. Greg Beeman is still cutting costs. Close examination shows that it's the same scene that was used in "Stray" and "Nocturne".

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Night at the Museum (4 Stars)


Two years ago I sat down with my grandson Oliver to watch "Night at the Museum". At the time he'd never watched any films, only YouTube videos, so he didn't have enough patience to last the whole film. He gave up after 45 minutes. Today I tried again. Success! He loved the film, and he wants to watch the sequels.

I watched it in German, for Oliver's sake. Usually German dubbing is good quality, but this time I wasn't satisfied. The German dialogue is very fast and excited, even when the original English is spoken clearly. The voice actors put their own interpretation into the roles. I don't appreciate that.


No, the Hungarian bodybuilder Krisztina Sereny doesn't appear in the film. I can't think of anything else to write about the film, so the photo is my way of apologising. Is anyone interested in a gallery of her photos?

Success Rate:  + 3.2

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Friday, 24 February 2023

Inside Out (4 Stars)


Wow! Is it really eight years since I saw "Inside Out" in the cinema? I still remember it so clearly.

It's a children's film that isn't a children's film. What I mean is that it's packaged as a children's film with funny cartoon characters, but the film's psychological implications are too deep for a small child to understand it.

The film's premise is that everyone is governed by five personality traits: Joy, Sadness, Fear, Anger and Disgust. They work as a committee, governing the actions of a person and archiving the memories. The most important memories are promoted to core memories that become the person's underlying characteristics. The five personality traits are portrayed as five cartoon characters with the same gender as the person they rule over. The head of the committee varies from person to person. In the case of 11-year-old Riley, her ruling trait is Joy.

Riley had a happy life growing up in Minnesota. Her parents loved her, she had good friends, she was successful at ice hockey, and she lived in an idyllic environment. Then her family moved to San Francisco, into an ugly little house. She no longer had her friends by her side, and her father became agitated by the pressure of his new job. Sadness begins to take over inside her head, but Joy fights to retain control.

It's a complex story, and I won't tell you what happens, but I'll give you the resolution: Riley can't settle down in San Francisco until Joy accepts that Sadness has a part to play in her life.

The repercussions are mind-blowing. The film has an age certificate of 0 years. That only means that there's nothing in the film that's harmful to young children. But what age is the film suitable for? I mean, how old do children have to be to understand it? Thinking of myself, I would probably have understood it when I was 12, but I was advanced for my age. Other 12-year-olds might pick out things that they like while not understanding the overall themes. Come to think of it, many adults might not understand the film's psychological implications.

Despite being a comedy, the film was written with the assistance of two leading psychologists. It was important for the interplay of the base personality traits in the mind to be portrayed accurately. The hard work put into making the film has resulted in an outstanding work of art. In 2016 it received the Oscar for the Best Animated Film at the Academy Awards.

Success Rate:  + 2.9

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Wednesday, 22 February 2023

Shazam (5 Stars)



Tonight I shouted "Shazam!" five times, but nothing happened. I didn't turn into a superhero. Then I remembered that it only works for someone who's pure of heart. Okay, I wouldn't call myself a bad guy, but the last time I checked Lust is one of the seven deadly sins, and Lust is one of the things that most motivates me. So no, I can't become a superhero.

Let's get to the film itself.

When I watched "Shazam" in the cinema four years ago I liked it, but I wasn't overly impressed. Recently I've seen the trailer for the second Shazam film in cinemas, and I find it hilarious. I don't remember that a trailer has ever made me laugh out loud. This has prompted me to watch the first film again, and guess what? I love it! The humour is so ridiculous, but it works.

Billy Batson is a 14-year-old boy who's granted magical super powers by an ancient magician. Billy isn't perfect either, but the magician is desperate to find a successor after being attacked by Thaddeus Silvana, an evil scientist who wants the power for himself.

Billy looks like an adult when he magically transforms into a hero, even though he still has the awkwardness of a teenager in the middle of his hormonal changes. Come to think of it, Billy visits a strip club twice in the film, so maybe there's still a chance for me. Let me shout "Shazam!" again.

As a new hero, Billy isn't in full control of his powers. He doesn't even know what his powers are. He has to work his way through a checklist of what he can and can't do.

Super strength – Yes.
Super speed – Yes.
Invulnerability – Yes.
Flight – Yes, although it needs practise.
Invisibility – No.


Probably the biggest surprise in the film is that the five children in his foster family also become superheroes.


They all turn into adults, so it's difficult to tell which one is which. The girls are obvious, but I can't recognise the boys. Unlike Billy, they immediately have full control of their powers, but he's still the team's leader.

Success Rate:  + 2.6

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Tuesday, 21 February 2023

Off-Topic: Stuttgart Fasching Parade 2023


I spent this afternoon in Stuttgart watching the yearly Fasching parade. I say yearly, but it was cancelled the last two years because of the Corona pandemic. It's good to see Germany's pagan culture being celebrated again. In past years I stood at the Schloßplatz, the central square where the parade ends, but this year I stood at the corner of Tübinger Straße and Eberhard Straße. That's a better place, because the parade did a 90 degree turn, so the corner was used for the witches to pause and put on small shows before continuing. It was also wide enough for the witches to crack their whips.

This year the Stuttgart City Council banned the use of confetti, but nobody paid attention to the ban. Confetti was thrown liberally, and so much was left on the ground that the children were picking up handfuls and throwing it at one another afterwards.

There was an attempt to disrupt the parade at the very corner where I was standing. Stuttgart's garbage collectors are on strike. They stood behind the barriers chanting slogans, and they were throwing whole buckets of confetti onto the road. The police spoke to them, but there were no incidents, and the noise from the parade soon drowned them out.

































One of the witches drew a heart on my head with a green marker pen. My bald head makes a good canvas. I would have left it, but a second witch came by later and smeared black ink on my head, just making a mess.


Monday, 20 February 2023

Cliff Walkers (4 Stars)


This is an unusual film for Zhang Yimou. When has he ever made a film with a car chase? It's a spy thriller set in Manchuria in the early 1930's. At that time it was ruled by a government under Japanese control. There was a notorious Japanese prison in Manchuria where Chinese patriots were tortured and killed. The Japanese were worried that the atrocities would be exposed, so they destroyed the prison, but there was a single survivor. Four elite Chinese agents, trained in Russia, are dropped into Manchuria by parachute. Their mission is to find the prison's survivor and smuggle him back into Russia.

The Chinese team splits up into two teams of two. The first team discovers that their mission has been compromised by a traitor. Their contacts are Manchurian agents. They escape from the agents, but they have no way of informing the other team of the trap.

There's a senior agent in the Manchurian Special Task Force assigned to track the Chinese teams, so there are intrigues on both sides. Nobody knows who he can trust. The 1930's were dark days in China.


I like the film, but I admit to having some problems with it. I was in the same position as the Chinese spies. I didn't know who was on which side. I'll understand it better the next time I watch it. The main impression I take from it is the chilly atmosphere of towns and forests permanently covered by snow.

The film isn't available on disc in England or America, but it can be watched on Amazon Prime Video in America.

VFB Stuttgart Season 2022 Match 21


VfB Stuttgart – Köln

Date: 18th February 2023, 3:30 pm

Result: 3 – 0

Just when I was giving up hope, VfB Stuttgart has achieved a significant victory, hammering their arch rival Köln (Cologne) by three goals to nil. This victory only has a small effect on the table position, barely pulling Stuttgart up to the edge of the cellar, but it's a big psychological help. Next week Stuttgart will face Schalke 04, the bottom team in the table, followed by Bayern München, the current leaders of the premiere league. The players need a confidence boost. Winning these two matches would mean clear sailing for the rest of the season, avoiding relegation.

1. Bayern München 43
2. Dortmund 43
3. Union Berlin 43
4. SC Freiburg 40
5. RB Leipzig 39
6. Eintracht Frankfurt 38
7. Wolfsburg 30
8. Mönchengladbach 29
9. Mainz 29
10. Leverkusen 27
11. Werder Bremen 27
12. Köln 26
13. Augsburg 24
14. VfB Stuttgart 19
15. Hoffenheim 19
16. VfL Bochum 19
17. Hertha BSC 17
18. Schalke 04 13