Showing posts with label Owen Wilson. Show all posts
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Friday, 20 September 2024

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (4 Stars)


I've heard criticism of this film for its reliance on CGI, to which I reply, "How else could it have been made?" It takes place in the Quantum Realm, a kingdom that's full of surreal scenery and incredible looking characters. There are walking buildings. Any attempt to make the film without CGI would have looked ridiculous. I'd have to give you a dozen screenshots to prove that the imagery is far more extreme than anything "Star Wars" has ever done.


Jonathan Majors appears in the film not only as Kang the Conqueror, but also as Immortus and Rama-Tut. He's an amazing actor. He was fired by Marvel because he assaulted his partner in real life. That's unfortunate. Personally, I don't think off-screen misdemeanours should be a reason for removing a competent actor. It's a typical American thing. If Kang returns in future films he'll be played by a new character. Now we see how the Marvel Cinematic Universe has blundered. In the original comics he always wore a mask. This would make it easy to replace the actor.


This is what he looked like when he first appeared in Avengers #8 (September 1964).

It's not just about Kang. Does Ant-Man have a future in the MCU? Nothing is certain. The actors are getting older. If the fourth Ant-Man film isn't made soon, will it ever be made? The only eternal Marvel actor is Hugh Jackman. As we heard in "Deadpool & Wolverine", "Fox killed him. Disney brought him back. They're gonna make him do this till he's 90". He'll need a lot of stunt men to last that long.

"Quantumania" is a good film, though not up to the level of the early MCU films. It's worth watching. It's much better than "The Marvels".

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Wednesday, 13 December 2023

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (4 Stars)



I realised yesterday that I hardly remembered "Quantumania" (I prefer to shorten the title), even though it's only 10 months since I watched it in the cinema. I could only remember that Kang is in it. "Quantumania" is usually mentioned in the same breath as "The Marvels" as one of Marvel's big flops. On checking the box office figures I found that it's not a flop, it made a small profit, but it's a disappointment compared to the expectations Marvel Studios had for it.

The first impression I had on watching the film today is the excess of CGI. There's even more CGI than in "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness". Is it excusable? Just about. The film takes place in the Quantum Realm, a world that would be difficult to be shown without the use of computer graphics.

As the film progressed, it was obvious to me that it's in a completely category to "The Marvels". The two films shouldn't be lumped together, because "Quantumania" has a good story. Both films performed badly at the box office, but for different reasons. "The Marvels" has a confusing, poorly written story, whereas Quantumania's (relative) failure was the result of Marvel fatigue. There have been too many Marvel films in a short period of time, and fans want something new. My personal criticism of Marvel's current films is that they're too samey. They all revolve around cosmic events. If you look back at Marvel's comics in their glory days there was a great variety of themes. There were mind-bending cosmic stories, but there were also down-to-earth comics like Daredevil, a man facing criminals in New York. We need films like that. It shouldn't all be about the Multiverse.

But "Quantumania" is a well written Multiverse story. Kang is a character who co-exists in many branches of the Multiverse. The Kangs have teamed together to rule over the Multiverse, but one rebel Kang thinks they're doing wrong, so he fought against them and lost. They exiled him by sending his ship into the Quantum Realm. When Janet Van Dyne was trapped in the Quantum Realm she witnessed Kang's ship crashing and saved his life. Together they worked on repairing his ship to get both of them out of the Quantum Realm, but Janet realised he was evil – a monster – and sabotaged the ship. Unable to escape, Kang built an empire in the Quantum Realm, while Janet led the resistance against him.

Janet was rescued from the Quantum Realm in "Ant-Man and the Wasp". Scott Lang's daughter Cassie has now built a device to remotely explore the Quantum Realm, but Kang detects the signal and sucks Cassie, Scott, Janet and Hank Pym into the Realm. He wants their help in repairing his ship.

It's a very good story. Unlike the previous Ant-Man film, the humour is kept to a minimum. That makes it a better film. Once you suspend disbelief it's a thrilling action film. It deserved more success at the box office, but what could it do against Marvel fatigue? Maybe it's time to call it a day and reboot the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Saturday, 14 October 2023

Cars (3 Stars)



After watching "Planes" a few weeks ago, my grandson Oliver said he wanted to watch "Cars". Have any of my regular readers noticed that I've added his name as a label to all the films he's watched with me? It helps me keep track of his viewing history, although he's started watching films with other family members.

"Cars" is an animated film made by Pixar Studios for Walt Disney in 2006. It takes place in a world populated by intelligent speaking cars. It's about a newbie racing car called Lightning McQueen who wants to win the prestigious Piston Cup. The first race is a three-way draw with the reigning champion Strip Weathers and the arrogant Chick Hicks. A second race is scheduled in Los Angeles a week later. On the journey Lightning falls out of his transport truck. He races towards California, but he's stopped for speeding and has to do community service in the small town of Radiator Springs. It lies on Route 66 and used to be a busy community, but now that Interstate 40 has been built it's practically a ghost town. The residents roll around complaining about the good old days. Lightning was always a loner, but he begins to make friends with the cars in Radiator Springs.

I have mixed feelings about the film. The story is interesting, but I'm put off by the constant fast, hectic dialogue. Apart from that, the concept of talking cars doesn't appeal to me. Oliver liked the film a lot, so maybe I should try to see it more from a child's perspective.

There are several well known actors who provide the voice for the cars, including Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen. Why? I don't see the point in hiring successful Hollywood actors for voice roles. It must make the film more expensive. For me as a viewer it just makes me scratch my head when I hear a voice. "Is that <fill-in-the blank>? It sounds like him". I'm sure there are lesser known voice actors who can do just as good a job.

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Thursday, 28 September 2023

No Escape (4 Stars)


I discovered this film in the ZDF Mediathek and was curious enough to watch it, even though it was dubbed into German. (All the German Mediathek films are dubbed into German). I thought I'd never seen it before, but the opening scenes were familiar. I'd seen it in the cinema on 6th September 2015, probably in a meetup with the Birmingham Film Group. My post is dated a day later, because I didn't know how to backdate posts at the time. It's common for me to write my review the next day, especially if I get home late. Now I backdate each post to the approximate time when the film finished.

"No Escape" is a good contrast to the films I've been watching in the film festival this week. They're all serious films in their respective genres, whereas "No Escape" is a typical blockbuster. But I have to say that I enjoyed it more than most of the festival films. A lot of serious film fans use the word blockbuster as an insult. Why? If a film is successful in attracting millions of people into the cinemas, there must be something good about it.

"No Escape" is an exciting action thriller. It's a film people can relate to. A family visits an East Asian country (unnamed, but presumably Laos) and gets caught up in a local uprising. How do you escape? The answer is obvious: seek refuge at the American Embassy, or the embassy of whatever country you come from. But what if the Embassy has been overrun by rebels? Where do you go then?

Owen Wilson puts on an excellent performance as a normal, everyday man. He could be you or me. We need more blockbusters like this.

Success Rate:  + 8.9

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Monday, 3 April 2023

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (4 Stars)


This is a film that tidily completes the Night At The Museum trilogy. There should never have been a fourth film, even though the final scene leaves it open. Barely. And yet a fourth film was made last year as a Disney Plus exclusive. It's not even a live action film, it's an animated film. I swore I wouldn't watch it, but my grandson Oliver has found out about it, and he wants to watch it. So I'll have to grit my teeth and put up with it. It might be good, but somehow I doubt it.


The best scene in "Secret of the Tomb" is a fight between Sir Lancelot, Theodore Roosevelt and Larry Daley inside an M. C. Escher painting. It only lasts a minute, unfortunately. The fight could have lasted an hour, and it would never have got boring.

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Thursday, 2 March 2023

Night at the Museum 2 (3 Stars)


This is a good example of a poorly made sequel. "Night at the Museum" was a big success at the box office, so there was pressure to make another film. Some of the characters return from the first film, but most of them only appear in brief cameos. There's enough of the first film repeated to raise a smile, but not enough to make the viewer think he's in familiar territory.

The film takes place three years after "Night at the Museum". Larry Daley has given up his job at the American Museum of Natural History to pursue a career as an inventor. I like his idea of a fluorescent torch. When there's a power cut it's easy to find. I could have done with one of those when I lived in England. In Germany there aren't as many power cuts.

The museum is due to be modernised. The exhibits are to be replaced by AI-driven holograms. How dull!

The exhibits are shipped to Washington to be stored underground in the vaults of the Smithsonian. The magic tablet of Akmenrah that gives the statues life should have stayed in New York, but it's stolen by Dexter the monkey and taken to Washington. At the Smithsonian the wax figures come to life, including Kahmunrah, the evil older brother of Akmenrah. The tablet has other powers known only to Kahmunrah, including the ability to raise the army of the dead. Larry goes to Washington to retrieve the tablet and save the world.

The film is dull, and is only worth watching for the excellent performance of Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart. On the other hand, my grandson Oliver enjoyed the film. He liked the slapstick action and the airplanes. Maybe one day he'll write his own blog and give the film a better review.

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Monday, 27 February 2023

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (3 Stars)


I'm writing this review with a heavy heart. After the last few disappointing films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), I expected "Quantumania" to turn things around. After all, the last two Ant-Man films were brilliant. I was excited as soon as I saw the posters hanging at my local cinema. Strangely, no trailers were shown in the months leading up to the release.


It's interesting to see Kang the Conqueror appear in the Quantum Realm. It's a strange place to find him, but the story is that he's been exiled by the other multiversal Kangs who consider him a threat. Couldn't they just have killed him? They should have known that any of their alternate selves would be ingenious enough to escape. Kang's skin colour is wrong, but racial mistakes are something I've grown used to in Marvel films. It's more important to have racial diversity than to make good films.

Kang's history is confused, even in the comics, due to different writers adding their own details over the years. When Kang first appeared in Avengers #8 he was a super-villain from the future. He was born in the 30th Century, but he travelled into the past to become the pharaoh Rama-Tut, and then he travelled to the 40th Century, where he conquered the Earth. He became obsessed with wanting to conquer Earth in the 20th Century, foolishly forgetting the temporal paradoxes that would happen if he succeeded. Even so, as future writers showed us, every time he travelled into the past he made changes that created new branches in the timelines; i.e. Kang himself became the creator of most of the alternate universes in the multiverse.


The Kangs from different branches of the multiverse came together to form a council. Some of the Kangs are considered inferior and destroyed. Kang in the MCU is being built up to be a big bad villain more powerful than Thanos. That makes me groan. In the comics Thanos is more powerful than Kang even without the Infinity Gauntlet. It's a problem that the MCU has to deal with. Now that Thanos is gone, a bigger threat is needed to keep the viewers entertained. Then a bigger threat, and an even bigger threat, etc. The MCU can't return to simple villains like Doctor Octopus and the Kingpin. I was annoyed that the Loki TV series belittled the infinity gems, saying that the Time Variance Authority used them as paperweights. 


And what about MODOK? He's a perfect example of the MCU's mix and match approach to making films. He was shown in Tales of Suspense #94 as the leader of AIM. The MCU has made him Kang's creation. I'm clenching my fists in rage.

The Quantum Realm is the name given to the Marvel Comics microverse, where the ruler is the Psycho-Man. Okay, I admit that he has a silly name. I've never claimed that Marvel Comics were perfect, and even the great Stan Lee had his off days. Sometimes he didn't think far enough about the logical consequences of his stories. Writers in the following decades tried to make changes to correct his errors, but they usually made things worse.

"Quantumania" isn't the MCU's worst film. That honour is reserved for "The Eternals". But it's the MCU film that has disappointed me the most. It could have been so good, but the end result is average at best. I doubt the MCU will ever get any better.

Saturday, 25 February 2023

Night at the Museum (4 Stars)


Two years ago I sat down with my grandson Oliver to watch "Night at the Museum". At the time he'd never watched any films, only YouTube videos, so he didn't have enough patience to last the whole film. He gave up after 45 minutes. Today I tried again. Success! He loved the film, and he wants to watch the sequels.

I watched it in German, for Oliver's sake. Usually German dubbing is good quality, but this time I wasn't satisfied. The German dialogue is very fast and excited, even when the original English is spoken clearly. The voice actors put their own interpretation into the roles. I don't appreciate that.


No, the Hungarian bodybuilder Krisztina Sereny doesn't appear in the film. I can't think of anything else to write about the film, so the photo is my way of apologising. Is anyone interested in a gallery of her photos?

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Saturday, 20 November 2021

Cable Guy (4 Stars)


I haven't watched "Cable Guy" for about 20 years. I have no idea why not. I could still remember most of the details about it. That's the mark of a good film.

Steven Kovacs has recently split up with his girlfriend and has moved into his own apartment. A man comes to install his cable television. He introduces himself as Chip Douglas, but he changes his name several times in the film, so I'll just call him the Cable Guy. The Cable Guy offers Steven friendship, which Steven needs at this time. They meet a few times in the next few days, but Steven finds the Cable Guy too clingy. When Steven tries to break off the friendship, the Cable Guy turns against him and gets him thrown into jail. Don't mess with the Cable Guy!


The film has comical moments, mostly because of Jim Carrey's madcap humour, but it's difficult to laugh. The Cable Guy is very sinister. The comical way he acts in the film is due to his insecurity. In turn, his insecurity has turned him into a stalker.

The film has a message, but it's just added in between the cracks. People watch too much television. There are other things to do, like reading books or talking to your family. I don't watch television as such, but I watch a lot of films. Do I watch too many films? Probably. None of my friends watch as many films as me, although a few of my friends come close. I do read books, but it's a lesser activity. Maybe one book in two weeks, depending on its length. In the same time I watch 15 to 20 films. I talk to family members, but that's not something I can quantify. Some days it's a little, some days it's a lot. What other hobbies do I have? I listen to music. Lately I've been listening to the Stranglers a lot, as my regular readers must have noticed. I also listen to Klaus Schulze and Black Sabbath. I like listening to whole albums, not random tracks. That's the way music ought to be enjoyed.

But, getting back to "Cable Guy", it's a good film. It has an uneasy feeling to it, but that's deliberate. I've read that it's considered a cult film. I've never understood what makes a film qualify as a cult film. I just know that it's one of Jim Carrey's early films that a lot of people have forgotten. I haven't.


Charles Napier has a small role as a policeman. I always sigh when I see him in a film. I consider him to be the most underrated actor of the last 50 years. He should have been a big Hollywood star, but he was stuck in small roles up until his death in 2011. That's tragic. What a waste of such great talent!

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Friday, 12 November 2021

Bliss (2021) (4 Stars)



This is a film written and produced for Amazon Studios, so it's only available on their streaming service. It stars Owen Wilson in a role that's untypical for him. He's known as a comedian, but in "Bliss" he's serious, even tragic. His acting is good, I'm just annoyed by the strange accent that he puts on. Couldn't he have spoken with his normal voice?

Greg Whittle works for an advertising agency. He's fired because his boss considers him lazy. Greg sits at his desk drawing pictures of his dream house. Yes, that's lazy. When Greg pleads with his boss he accidentally knocks him over. The boss hits his head on his desk and dies. Greg flees from the office and goes to a bar opposite his company.

In the bar Greg is approached by a homeless woman called Isabel. She tells him that the world around them is a computer simulation. Greg is real, and so is she, but everyone else around them is fake. She shows Greg that they can knock the fake people over with the power of their minds. Instead of returning to his apartment, Greg goes to live with Isabel in her tent next to a bridge.


Films about virtual realities seem to be popular in recent years. It's only a few weeks since I watched "Free Guy". Both films show a world which is made up of a mix of real and fake characters. "Bliss" has a different concept. The real world lives in comfort and luxury. The world's richest businessman distributed his wealth to everyone else. That's something we all want to happen, don't we? But in "Bliss" it has bad results. People don't appreciate their perfect lives. To solve the problem, an imperfect virtual reality has been created in which people can experience crime and poverty. The virtual world is in its early experimental stages. Only a dozen volunteers are among the first beta testers. Millions more will follow.


There are unexpected complications. Isabel remembers her life in the real world, but Greg has forgotten everything. He feels attached to his teenage daughter, refusing to believe she's not real.

"Bliss" has received poor reviews from critics. I like it. It's not a masterpiece, but it's still a good film that's worth watching more than once.

Tuesday, 8 December 2020

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (4 Stars)


This is the third and final film in the Night At The Museum trilogy. It was made five years after the second film, and it brings the series to a close. Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) quits his job as night guard at the American Museum of Natural History and is replaced by Tilly (Rebel Wilson).

The film also offers closure in a sadder way. This is the last film made by the great Robin Williams before his suicide. He died after making the film but before it was released, so there's a brief dedication to him at the end.

The three films build a single piece of work, so I strongly advise that you watch them back to back in order. I almost watched them back to back, over a two month period, so I enjoyed them more than I did when I watched them in the past, not even in the correct order.


This is the film where Ben Stiller gets to kiss a monkey. Is that allowed on screen?


He's closing his eyes to lose himself in the passion.


Ben Stiller plays a second role as a Neanderthal called Laaa. This leads to him groping Rebel Wilson's chest. All men are animals, even if they don't show it in public. I'd like to grope Rebel Wilson as well, but I'm too much of a gentleman to give in to my urges.


You can read Rebel Wilson's mind. "That was disgusting! If I'd known what was expected of me I would have asked for more money!"

I've heard rumours that a fourth film is planned. Please don't do it. Leave it as it is.

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Wednesday, 28 October 2020

Night at the Museum 2 (3 Stars)


There's some confusion about the title of this film. According to the DVD box, its name is "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian". However, in the opening credits the title screen simply calls it "Night at the Museum". There isn't even a number two to distinguish it from the first film.

The film takes place three years after the original film. Larry Daley has left his job as a night guard and gone back to being an inventor. He's now having moderate success with his Glow-In-The-Dark Flashlight. (I'm British, so I prefer to call it a torch). It's a better idea than it sounds. If there's a power cut and you need a torch, you might not be able to find it in the dark. If the torch's outer casing is fluorescent, it's easy to find. I wonder if these torches are on sale yet.

Larry visits the museum and finds that almost all of the exhibits have been packed in boxes. It's been decided that traditional museums are too old-fashioned. The new museum is to be made up of talking holographic displays. Larry stays the night in the museum to say farewell to his old friends. The Tablet of Ahkmenrah is to remain in the museum, so they won't come to life any more in their new resting place, the underground vaults of the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.

The next evening Larry receives a phone call from Jedediah. Dexter stole the Tablet, so now all the exhibits in the Smithsonian Museum have come to life. Kahmunrah, the older brother of Akhmenrah, has attacked and imprisoned the new arrivals from New York. He wants the Tablet, because it has untapped powers that will help him conquer the world. Larry goes to Washington to save them.


I'm sorry to say that this film doesn't live up to the original. Too much is illogical. In the first film the exhibits were at war with one another, but now they're united, even before they have to face a common enemy. In the first film there were constant communication problems, but now they all seem to understand English, even if they don't speak it. We see all the exhibits from the first film, but several of them, including Sacagawea, shown above, only appear in brief cameos. The new exhibits aren't funny, except for their randomness. The only exception is Amelia Earhart, played by Amy Adams.


Amelia Earhart is comical in the way she's portrayed. She's an independent woman, who doesn't need a man to tell her what to do, but she goes to the opposite extreme, taking any man she wants. In this case, any man means Larry. While he's struggling to save the world, he has to fight off Amelia's attempts to kiss him. It's very hard for him, because she looks insanely sexy in her tight fitting flying outfit.

That's still not enough to make it a good film.

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Sunday, 18 October 2020

Night at the Museum (4 Stars)


Today I sat down to watch a film with my son Benjamin, who's visiting me this week. I shan't tell you what it was, because we were interrupted after less than two minutes, and we'll watch it again later this week, hopefully tomorrow. My grandson Oliver burst in and wanted to watch it with us, but it was inappropriate for someone his age. I wanted to throw him out of the room – gently, of course – but his mother (my daughter Gillian) said that if he really wanted to watch a film I should watch something suitable for him. I still had "Night at the Museum" lying on my desk after watching it two weeks ago, so it was the obvious choice.

I have to add, Oliver has never watched a film yet. He's started a few films, but he was never patient enough to finish. I thought I would give him a chance. I abandoned the as yet unnamed film and started "Night at the Museum". Oliver did well. He managed 45 minutes. He loved the chaotic scenes in the first night, especially when the monkey peed on Ben Stiller, but he got bored when the film slowed down again. Never mind. He left the room, so Benjamin and I watched the film to the end, even though we've both seen it before. A good film is always worth watching again. In fact, my definition of a good film is "a film that I want to watch at least three times".


I'm really glad that I watched it. Today I appreciated it even more than I did two weeks ago. I wonder how old Oliver will be before I can try to watch it with him again. Until then, maybe I can find a different film for him to watch. Maybe one of the old Disney animated films? It has to be something where there's action all the way, without any quiet lulls.


When the film was over, I asked Benjamin whether he wanted to watch "Dexter". Some of you might know what made me think about that series. He had never seen it, so he agreed, out of curiosity. I only wanted to watch one episode, the pilot, but he loved it so much that he insisted on watching a second episode. Benjamin will be with me all week, so I expect we'll watch the whole first season. Maybe more.

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Monday, 5 October 2020

Night at the Museum (4 Stars)


Today is only the second time I've watched this film. The first time was more than 10 years ago (i.e. before 14th September 2010) and I honestly don't know why I've waited so long. All I could remember about it was the comedy, the ridiculousness that museum exhibits should come to life at night, but there's a lot more to the film. There are serious messages packaged between the slices of humour. The messages aren't even hidden, they're so open that I really should have paid attention to them first time round.

Simply put, the film is about a man who takes a job as a night guard at the Museum of Natural History in New York, where he discovers that the exhibits come to life every night from sunset to sunrise. The film is based on a children's book, and the film is definitely suitable for young viewers. They will probably miss the serious messages, like I did.


Ben Stiller plays Larry Daley, a man who's divorced and struggling to keep contact with his son. That's a common theme in films. It doesn't get worse with repetition. If a mother gains custody of a child, she might refuse to let the child see his father for his own sake, if she thinks the father has an unstable life style. In this case, Larry is a dreamer who doesn't want to do a normal job. He has ideas about new inventions which he wants to market, but they're too impractical, so every company he founds goes bankrupt. The divorce court allows him to see his son Nick every weekend and every second Wednesday, but his lack of money has forced him to move into a tiny apartment which his ex-wife doesn't consider suitable.

So Larry is forced to get a steady job that will pay the bills and allow him to upgrade his accommodation. He applies for a job as a security guard at a museum. When I was unemployed 15 years ago it was recommended that I become a security guard, because that's a job any man can do. Wow. The nice man at the Job Centre thought I was so desperate that I'd take the job at the bottom of the pile? I've never regretted turning down his offer. It was an insult to a man with four years of university and managerial experience behind him. But I'm getting off the subject.....

The museum is downsizing because of poor visitor numbers, so Larry's job is to replace three elderly guards. They give him a book with hand-written instructions, but he doesn't bother reading them. What can be so difficult about a job that any man can do?


He finds out too late that the instructions are essential. Maybe not too late, because if he'd read them before nightfall he wouldn't have understood them. "Lock up the lions or they'll eat you"? That doesn't make sense. The museum's lions are only made of wax.

In the first night Larry has to play with a dinosaur, run from lions and fend off attacks from miniature cowboys and Roman legions. He decides to quit the job, until he realises that Nick finds his father's job interesting. He can give it a go for a few more days, if he finds out how to deal with the living exhibits. He reads books about them to find out how to deal with them. They might only be artificial creations, but when they come to life they have the personalities, strengths and weaknesses of their real life counterparts.


With the encouragement of Teddy Roosevelt, played by Robin Williams, Larry learns that he can be a success if he tries hard enough. Years of failed ideas are enough to make any intelligent man despair, but perseverance can work miracles. Quoting Shakespeare, President Roosevelt tells Larry that "some men are born great, and others have greatness thrust upon them". He's only a lowly security guard, but he can make a difference. He can win the respect of his son and maybe even find a new romance in his life.

There are other messages in the film, such as the value of brotherly love, but the most important message is the importance of perseverance. Sometimes the odds seem stacked against you, and maybe you're in a situation where it doesn't look like it's worth the effort, but if something is worth having it's always worth fighting for.
On another topic, Google has recently introduced a new version of its blogger software. This is the first major update since I started blogging 10 years ago. Unfortunately, the new version was pushed out too quickly without being sufficiently tested. I'm coming across new bugs every day. Some are minor, but others cause me more work. There's a procedure to report bugs to the developer team, but there's no reply to bug reports, not even an automated response, so I don't know for certain if my bug report will ever be read. Google should have left the software the way it was before. It worked. That's all that matters. 

Here's a list of the errors I've discovered so far:

1. The attribute "imageanchor=1" is included when a new image is inserted, but if I switch from the HTML view to the normal compose view, it's removed. Without this attribute posts are displayed incorrectly on mobile phones, so I have to edit the HTML code manually to put the attribute back in.

2. After an image is resized, there's a box left in the edit window until it's clicked away. This is only a cosmetic error, but it's annoying.

3. When multiple images are inserted at the same time they are sometimes inserted in the correct order, sometimes in reverse order, depending on whether I click in the edit box first.

4. When an image is inserted, it's usually inserted at the end of the post, not at the place where I'm currently editing. Sometimes it works correctly, but mostly it doesn't. I haven't been able to work out the logic of this bug.

5. When I'm editing HTML on my mobile phone, it's not possible to enlarge the display.

6. If a post has a large number of labels, only the first few labels are displayed in the post list. Very annoying!

7. Now here's a very curious bug. If I have the stats open and open a second stats tab with Ctrl-Click on the word Stats, the current tab is reloaded with the default settings before opening  the new tab. If, however, I open the new tab by right-clicking on Stats and selecting "Open link in new tab", there's no error.

Friday, 4 September 2020

Grand Budapest Hotel (5 Stars)


This is a remarkable film. It received nine nominations for the Academy Awards, of which it won four. It failed to win the Best Film award because of "Birdman", a film I greatly liked at the time, but when I look back, "Grand Budapest Hotel" was by far the better film.

The film is about a hotel concierge and his lobby boy. The concierge is wrongly accused of murdering Madame D, an old rich woman. In her Will she's left him a valuable painting, "Boy With Apple". Madame D's son hires an assassin to kill the concierge, who's assisted in his flight by the faithful lobby boy.

The story in itself is good, but it's all about the cinematography. The colours are bright and dazzling, giving the impression that it's a fairy tale. In addition, every scene is perfectly framed like a piece of art, giving the impression of hyper-reality.


The concierge and the lobby boy. Do you see what I mean about the colours?


So this is the painting that people were willing to kill for? I don't understand art.


I've never seen Edward Norton looking so amart. It doesn't suit him. He's a jeans and t-shirt man, like me. But just look at the perfectly framed scene.


There are close-ups of newspapers several times during the film. The articles are all well written, albeit with American spelling. Very few films make the effort to use good texts in newspapers. However, there's one small error. Look at the date of the newspaper: Friday, October 19th, 1932. Wrong! It was a Wednesday.


Here's another edition of the Trans-Alpine Yodel, dated Tuesday, October 28th, 1932. That's wrong again. It was a Friday. But there's another error. The dates aren't even consistent with themselves. If the 19th had been a Friday, the second newspaper, printed nine days later, would have been printed on a Sunday. That's sloppy.

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