Dancer's Predictions for 2023

As promised earlier today, these are my predictions for 2023. They're intended as a reply to Dmitry Medvedev's predictions, which he made yesterday evening. Let's wait and see who gets more right.

1. Vladimir Putin will be assassinated by a group of rebellious Russian generals.

2. Vladimir Putin will be disgraced when a huge collection of gay pornography is found in his house.

3. Sergey Lavrov will hang himself to avoid being put on trial as a traitor.

4. Ukraine will re-capture Crimea and evict the 250,000 Russian squatters.

5. Japan will attack Russia to win back the occupied Kuril Islands.

6. Finland will attack Russia to win back the occupied Finnish territories (Karelia, Salla and Petsamo).

7. China will attack Russia just because it can.

8. Finland's application to join NATO will be refused because of its war of aggression against Russia.

9. Donald Trump will be sentenced to life imprisonment for inciting the January 2021 attack on the United States Capitol.

10. Iran's military capabilities will be destroyed by a series of missile attacks from Israel.

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Those are my predictions for 2023, in my opinion far more realistic than anything predicted by Dmitry Medvedev. I welcome comments from my readers, especially if you have your own predictions. But we'll have to wait 12 months to see who's right.