Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Dr. Phibes Rises Again (4 Stars)


Vincent Price was the undisputed King of Camp. Why act when you can overact? Of all the films he made, his two films as Dr. Phibes were probably the most extreme. It's like he's caricaturing himself.

I wrote most of what I needed to say in my last review. Click here to read it. Today I'll just add a few thoughts.

Which of the two films is better, "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" or "Dr. Phibes Rises Again"?

It's difficult to give a simple answer. It depends on what you're looking for in a film. The first film is better structured. It has a series of murders based on the ten plagues that Moses brought down on Egypt. The victims were chosen in advance by Dr. Phibes. In the second film the methods of killing are random, and the victims are also random, simply anyone who gets in Dr. Phibes' way.

However, the second film is more of a horror film. It has scary scenes that have haunted me ever since I first saw it. I would rate it as one of the scariest films I've ever seen. There's less to laugh at in "Dr. Phibes Rises Again". At most I smiled at the ridiculous eccentricities.


The clockwork musicians return from the first film. They're one of the most eccentric features. Their jazz melodies are upgraded this time round. The music is better to dance to.


The beautiful actress Caroline Munro doesn't rise again. She sleeps through the whole film.

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Monday, 10 July 2017

Their Finest (4½ Stars)


If you say that nobody likes war you're wrong. The film industry loves war. If there had never been any wars thousands of films would never have been made. There have been wars for hundreds of years, and several large wars in the last century, but the war most commonly featured in films is the Second World War. Many films are true stories, but there have been even more fictional stories set during the war. WW2 is a fascinating backdrop for dramatic productions, something that people can relate to even now, 72 years since the end of the war.

Hollywood was fast to cash in on the war. As early as October 1939, one month after the beginning of the war, "Hitler: Beast of Berlin" was made. Interestingly, the film was banned in America for being too inflammatory, the 1930's euphemism for hate speech. At the time America wanted to remain neutral, so it was considered inappropriate to insult the German leader. A year later American sentiment was turning against Germany, so "The Great Dictator" could be made, but even then caution was taken. The dictator's name was Adomine Hynkel and his country was called Tomania, even though it was plainly obvious, nudge nudge wink wink, who was really meant.

It was easy for America to make films about the war while it was ongoing, even after it entered the war in 1941, because it didn't affect their own country. The Hollywood studios weren't being bombed, so it was business as usual. From 1942 to 1945 America made 150 films about the war. Business was booming. When the war ended there was a slump, and only 12 war films were made from 1946 to 1949. Without an active war going on in Europe the American public lost interest.

A relatively small number of films were still being made in England, some about the war, some about other topics. England was under constant attack from 1940 onwards, so it was difficult for the film industry to continue. It wasn't just a matter of the studios being bombed; many actors left to fight in the war.

This sets the stage for "Their Finest". It begins in 1940 in London. The Ministry of Information is responsible for making propaganda films. Most of them are short films which are shown in cinemas between the B-Film and the main feature. They are intended to motivate those not fighting in the war, mostly women, to do something for the war effort, such as working in factories making bullets. The films are so ridiculous that the audiences laugh at them. The Ministry of Information finally comes to the conclusion that if the propaganda films are targeting women a woman should be hired to write them.


Catrin Cole (Gemma Arterton) is hired on the basis of political cartoons she has drawn. The sexism of the time is so blatant that it's hilarious. "The wages for this job are three pounds ten shillings a week. We can't pay you that much because you're a woman, so you'll get two pounds". After making a few short films Catrin is given a bigger project. The newspapers have reported about two young women, Rose and Lily Starling, who rescued 20 soldiers from Dunkirk in their father's boat. This will be made into a full length feature film to encourage women to do more. Catrin goes to interview the sisters and finds out that the story is untrue; it was a misunderstanding by the press. Their boat broke down before it reached Dunkirk, and it was towed back by another rescue boat. Nevertheless, Catrin thinks that the story should be told as reported by the newspapers. When a propaganda film is made the truth is secondary. It's easy to accuse the propaganda of foreign totalitarian countries as lies, but England too can lie if it's considered necessary to boost public morale.

The film is supposed to show female heroism, but when the initial script is presented it's too extreme for Catrin's male bosses. The father of the two girls has to accompany them on the boat. Then it's necessary for Rose's lover Johnny to be among the soldiers rescued from Dunkirk. After all, a woman could never be heroic enough to risk her life for strangers, could she? On the return journey Johnny has to perform any essential feats of heroism, because he's a man and that's what men do. Then it's decided that the film should also be used to encourage America to join the war, so a well-known American fighter pilot who has volunteered for the Royal Air Force is asked to play a leading role, even though he lacks any acting skill. It's not Catrin's film any more.

Through a string of circumstances -- spoilers! -- Catrin manages to regain control of the film. It becomes the feminist classic that she intended. The result is a film that can motivate both women and men to do great things.


The film is carried by the brilliant performance of Gemma Arterton as Catrin. She's the best English actress who has ever lived. She can skilfully reveal her emotions by underplaying them. As a woman of the 1940's she's being suppressed by the male-dominated society. She knows what's expected of her and she conforms, but her strength is visible beneath the surface.

The film is a comedy with subtle humour. Evidently it was too subtle for the Germans in the cinema tonight. I laughed, they didn't.


Did you notice the error in the film poster that I reproduced at the beginning of this post? Whether the official flag of the United Kingdom, the Union Jack, is meant to be portrayed upright or on its side, it's incorrect. The image in the poster's background is symmetrical, but every British schoolchild knows that the flag is not symmetrical. It's not easy to draw correctly. When I was in junior school we had to practise drawing it, but art was never my strong subject. Today it's easy. I just have to copy and paste an image from the World Wide Web.

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Sunday, 9 July 2017

Ghost Rider (4 Stars)


Not everyone likes this film. Even I have my doubts about it. The original comic book series, which ran from 1973 to 1983, wasn't for everyone either. "Too Satanic" is a criticism often levelled against it. But there's one thing that we can all agree on: he's the coolest looking comic book hero ever. The leather spiked jacket. The chains. The burning head. All of that screams cool, but just look at that motorbike! Even without the burning wheels, its design is enough to make anyone drool with envy.

As I've written in the past, on paper the film does everything right. It presses all the right buttons, and yet there's someting unsatisfying about it. Maybe it's the supporting characters who aren't fleshed out, in particular the three elemental angels who aren't even named in the film, apart from the final credits. In case you're wondering, they're called Abigor (air), Gressil (earth) and Wallow (water).

I'm sure I'll watch the film again. Until then, I have a challenge. Would any of my friends like to review it for me? Send me your review, as long and detailed as possible, and I'll publish it in my blog.

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Saturday, 8 July 2017

Megashark vs Crocosaurus (4 Stars)


Recently I've been watching a few Godzilla films. Eight films in two weeks, to be precise. It's justified to refer to the films I've watched as "a few", because a total of 29 films have been made about Godzilla in Japan.

My readers might ask themselves why giant monster films like that are made in Japan and not in America. Let me point at this film. There has been a small series of giant shark films featuring other giant creatures as their opponents, all of them made in America. A few directors have been associated with the giant shark phenomenon, but none more than Christopher Ray, son of the legendary director Fred Olen Ray.

There are two things I can say about his shark films in general. In their favour, Christopher Ray's films have a breakneck pace. It's impossible for anyone to drag himself away from the films when he's started watching. Action follows action from one scene to the other, and even the scenes where characters are talking are full of suspense. What's bad about them is that the special effects are poor. The giant shark films are low budget productions, I know that, but throwing some extra money into the special effects budget could mean a great improvement. The special effects are computer generated, of course, but they shouldn't look like they're computer generated.

The overall impression of this film, like all the other giant shark films made by Christopher Ray, is positive. I can strongly recommend them.

If you're a real fan of this type of film you should know that in America they are only available on DVD, but in Germany they've been released on Blu-ray as well. The Germans are so much more advanced than the Americans. And what about England? Most of the films, including this one, haven't been released at all. I blame Brexit.

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The Walk (5 Stars)


I don't often watch or re-watch a film at random. Usually I decide what I want to watch next immediately after finishing a film, and nothing can tempt me to change my mind. Even if I buy a new film on Blu-ray, I put it in second place in my queue after the film I've already decided to watch.

This is a rare exception. I was reminded about it because it was a new addition to Netflix. I remembered that it was my favourite film of 2015. Maybe it's one of my favourite films ever. It's not just about the Walk itself. It's the whole film. It's the excitement of watching Philippe Petit's life story as he inexorably moves towards the Walk. It was the crowning achievement of his life, and after fulfilling it there was nothing left for him to do.

The film that I intended to watch today was "Megashark vs Crocosaurus". Maybe I'll find time for it this evening.

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Friday, 7 July 2017

Kotoko (4 Stars)


This is a very disturbing film. It fascinates the viewer, while enticing him into a world of madness. I felt its pull on me as well. I've never cut my wrists, but after watching the film I sat thinking that maybe I should try it. That's not good. Any film that makes a person want to slit his wrists is dangerous.

Kotoko is a single mother living in a small city in Japan. Ever since her childhood she's seen people double. One person is good while the other is evil. The only way she can stop herself seeing double and protecting herself against the evil manifestations is by singing. She has to sing whenever she goes out in public. Sometimes she even sees a double of her son Daijiro. If she could kill the evil twin she would be happy, but what if she kills the wrong one? Before she can decide her son is taken away from her and put into her sister's care.

She doesn't want to marry anyone. She wears a wedding ring to scare men away. If that's not enough and a man takes her on a date, she stabs his hand with a fork. That's enough to keep her single until she meets the eccentric novelist Tanaka. He's been following her ever since he heard her singing on the train. After two dates he sits with two bandaged hands and proposes to her. He moves in with her, and an abusive relationship follows. The only way Kotoko can be happy with someone is to hurt him. She beats him to a bloody pulp, then waits for him to heal before starting again. He accepts it because he loves her.


The scariest part of the film for me isn't the domestic abuse, it's the wrist cutting. Kotoko cuts her wrists on a regular basis, not to kill herself, but to test herself, to see whether she deserves to carry on living. Self harm is a way of life. It's presented as normal that she cuts her wrists every day, not just one cut, a series of parallel cuts on both arms that leave pools of blood on the floor.

Is "Kotoko" a good film? Probably it is, but it isn't a question of good and bad. It's a depraved film that will punch you in the stomach and leave you gasping for breath. Even if you enjoy the film you won't want to watch it often.

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Thursday, 6 July 2017

Coming Home (4 Stars)


This is a bittersweet romantic drama. It begins in China in the mid 1970's. 13-year-old Dandan is a highly skilled ballerina. She wants the lead role in a production of "The Red Detachment of Women", but she isn't allowed the part because her father, Lu Yanshi, is in prison as a revolutionary. A supposed revolutionary. During China's Cultural Revolution it was typical for people to be imprisoned if they said anything which only slightly disagreed with Chairman Mao's thoughts.

Dandan's father was a university professor before his imprisonment. After 10 years he manages to escape and travels home to see his wife and daughter. His wife, Wan Yu, is happy to see him, but Dandan despises him, blaming him for all the suffering in her life. She reports him to the police, and he's returned to prison. He's threatened with execution, but a Communist Party official called Fang says his life will be spared if Yu sleeps with him. She does what she has to for the sake of her husband.


Three years later Chairman Mao is dead, and most of the political prisoners are freed, including Lu. He returns home, but Yu doesn't recognise him. She's suffering from psychogenic amnesia. From what I understand it's a condition where a person completely forgets someone or something essential to his life, although he remembers everything else. It's brought on by a psychological trauma. It usually only lasts a few years, but in some cases it's permanent.

At first Yu thinks her husband is Officer Fang and throws him out, so he moves into an unused shop opposite her house. The next time she sees him she doesn't recognise him at all. He pretends to be a piano tuner who has come to repair the piano that he used to play. When he plays one of her favourite songs she's emotionally moved and almost recognises him, but it's not enough. A few days later a package arrives from the prison with the unsent letters that he wrote for the last 13 years. Yu can hardly read them because he had to write them in the dark, so he offers to sit and read them to her. For weeks he's her letter reader. He writes her new letters which he smuggles into the large collection. For instance, she's been angry with Dandan for years because she had her father arrested, so Lu writes that she should forgive her. Yu is moved by the content of the letters, but never realises that her husband is sitting in front of her.

In the last letter that Lu wrote from prison -- a letter that was actually delivered -- he said he would return home on the 5th, but he didn't say which month. Every month Yu travels to the train station to wait for her husband. The whole time Lu stands next to his wife, heartbroken that she doesn't recognise him.


It's a moving story, but I find it hard to relate to it. I assume that the strange illness from which Yu suffers is accurately portrayed, but I had never heard of it before watching the film. The illness's selective amnesia is alienating. The film's irony isn't lost on me. Lu's wife loved him although his daughter hated him. When he finally became reconciled with Dandan, three years later, he lost his wife.

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Wednesday, 5 July 2017

The Beguiled (3½ Stars)


"Strong women with great passion".

That's the tagline of the film for the German cinema release. Obviously that's enough to draw me into the cinema, despite seeing Nicole Kidman's name on the posters. She's the A-List actress that I like the least, and I usually avoid any film she appears in.

The film starts on the same theme as "Wonder Woman", which I watched two days ago. A wounded soldier is found by a woman, and he's taken into an all-female community to be healed. That's where the similarity ends. From then on they're very different films. In "Wonder Woman" it's a British pilot fleeing the Germans in 1916 who accidentally finds his way to the island home of the Amazons. In "The Beguiled" it's a Union soldier in 1864 who has deserted after being wounded and is hiding in the woods near a girls' boarding school in Virginia.

The soldier is Corporal John McBurney, an Irish immigrant who enlisted to fight for the Union army because he needed the money. After being shot in the leg he has left the battlefield to avoid even greater injuries. A young girl called Amy finds him and takes him back to her school, the Martha Farnsworth Seminary for Young Ladies. Officially the school has closed down because the war is raging nearby, but five of the girls had no home to return to, so the school's owner, Miss Farnsworth, and one of the teachers, Edwina Morrow, have remained to look after them. Judging by their appearances, the girls are aged between 10 and 16.

The soldier's arrival in the school causes a lot of excitement. He flirts with Miss Farnsworth and Miss Morrow. All the girls are interested in him, even the youngest, in a childlike way. As he regains his strength it becomes more than flirting. At first this makes the women and girls jealous of one another, but then they unite against him to take revenge.

Are the women strong? (I'll use the word "women" to include all the females, even the youngest girls). For most of the film they aren't. They're creatures of a past age, enslaved by moral correctness. It's true that they have great passion, but they are expected to conceal it. They kneel and pray to God rather than doing what they want. Only the oldest girl, Alicia, has the courage to express what she desires, which is why the corporal finds her more appealing than the women. When the women turn against one another in jealousy they're weak. It's only when they finally unite against the corporal that they find strength in numbers.

The film has a certain appeal, but I found it overall dissatisfying. Wonder Woman is a powerful woman that I can admire. Miss Farnsworth, Miss Morrow and their girls aren't.