Deadpool must be the coolest Marvel superhero. (Or call him an anti-hero if
you prefer). When he's fighting he banters with the villains, and when he's
not fighting her banters with the cinema audience. He gives public service
announcements, like telling people not to leave rubbish on the seats when they
leave. His costume actually looks like it does in the comics, which is a
rarity. He only has one fault: he likes Wham! I mean Wham the 1980's boyband,
not Wham the 1960's weekly British comic. Okay, I admit that Wham is better
than the awful rap music from America, and I'll even concede that George
Michael has a good voice, but I find their music so bland and soulless. Their
music is like candy floss; you take a big mouthful, but when you start to chew
you realise you have nothing in your mouth. Wham's music isn't unpleasant, but
it's not pleasant either, it's just... nothing.
Brianna Hildebrand is such a cool character as Negasonic Teenage Warhead that
I wish she could get her own spin-off film. Or better still, she should make a
sequel to
"Tragedy Girls". She's not quite as cool as Deadpool, but at least she doesn't like Wham. And she
should take that metal out of her nose.
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