Invisible Centerfolds (4 Stars)

This is the 14th film directed by Dean McKendrick, made in 2014. It's the last film in his series of erotic comedies. After this he turns his attention to erotic thrillers, apart from two erotic fairy tales. But as you can see, all of his films are erotic.

Professor Jennings is just like any other healthy American man. He goes to a club, picks up a girl and takes her home with him. But that's where the similarity ends. He doesn't want to go to bed with her. He wants to use her as a test subject for his new invention, an invisibility formula. He should have told the girl that's what he wanted before he brought her home, because all she wants is sex. How boring! She should think of scientific advances, not her own personal pleasure.

Can you see what a perfect gentleman the professor is? He only looks at Misty's eyes.

That doesn't stop Misty. She jumps on him and forces him to have sex with her. I feel sorry for the poor professor. If I'd been there I would have taken Misty off his hands. At the end of the evening he's left with his pants round his ankles, and he's no nearer his Nobel Prize. A scientist's life is hard.

But a good scientist never gives up. He goes back to the bar, where he meets Kay, a young woman studying to be a dental hygienist. She complains that wherever she goes men stare at her. No man sees her as a person, they just look at her body. Come on, Kay, it's not that bad. I'd see you as a person, but I'd look at your body as well. Kay says she wishes she were invisible. The perfect match! Professor Jennings takes her home and gives her the invisibility potion.

It works. Here's the proof. Just look at her!

It doesn't last long. After a few minutes she reappears. Professor Jennings considers the test a success, and he gets to work on creating a potion which has a permanent effect.

Well, he doesn't get to work straight away. An unexpected side effect of the potion is that anyone who takes it becomes hungry for sex, so Kay rips off the professor's clothes and throws him on the bed. I feel really sorry for the poor man. Why can't women just leave him alone? Just because a professor takes you home, it doesn't mean he wants sex.

"You're smiling, Professor. Was it good for you?" – "It's not that. I just thought of a new ingredient I want to try".

The professor doesn't need a new ingredient. The potion worked better than he could have dreamt. Now Kay has the ability to become invisible and visible again at will. With a super-power like that she could join the Bikini Avengers. Maybe they wouldn't accept her. She can't wear a bikini, because her clothing doesn't become invisible. She would have to be a Nude Avenger.

Kay rushes into action, and she has no trouble taking out the bad guys. Whether it's a horny photographer who takes advantage of his models or a mobster who wants the invisibility potion for himself, she can kick them in the balls before they see her coming.

By now, some of my readers might be wondering if this review is just an excuse to publish photos of Christine Nguyen, the actress who plays Kay.

The answer is Yes! She's beautiful, isn't she?

Maybe Professor Jennings doesn't think so. All he thinks about is his work.

Here are a few more photos for everyone apart from Professor Jennings.

"Never mind", she thinks to herself. "If the professor doesn't want me, there are millions of other men who think differently".

Unfortunately, this film is no longer available on DVD, and it isn't even available for online streaming. If you're lucky, you might be able to find a used copy on Ebay. It's worth it. Take one last look at Christine Nguyen if you have any doubts.