Home Alone (4 Stars)

Disney Wednesday #27

I've promised my grandson Oliver that I'll watch a film with him every day in his school holidays, preferably in English. I want to combine education with having fun. I laid a few good action films on the table that I thought would excite him, but he told me that he'd rather watch Home Alone, which he already watched with his parents last year. That's fine with me, but I couldn't persuade him to watch it in English. He insisted on the German dubbing. Oh well, why not? As expected, the dubbing was top quality; I could hardly recognise that it wasn't the original language. It's a popular Christmas film which is repeated on television every year in December in Germany and other countries, but I'd never watched it before today.

Home Alone endures not simply as a popular Christmas film but as a genuine cult classic, largely because of the way it centres a child who is not cute or precocious in the usual Hollywood sense, but genuinely intelligent. Kevin McCallister is not special because adults say he is special; he proves it through observation, planning and improvisation, turning his isolation into an exercise in self-reliance.

Kevin's intelligence is practical rather than academic. Left behind, he quickly assesses his situation, learns to navigate adult spaces like supermarkets and churches and adapts his behaviour to project confidence when it is needed. The famous home defence sequence is often dismissed as slapstick, but it is rooted in logic. Kevin studies his environment, identifies weaknesses in his opponents and designs layered traps that work together as a system rather than a series of random gags. The humour comes from exaggeration, but the strategy itself is coherent; Kevin thinks ahead, anticipates reactions and adjusts when plans go wrong.

What elevates this intelligence is that it is tied to character. Kevin is clever because he has had to be. As the youngest in a large, dismissive family, he has learned to assert himself through wit and independence. His ingenuity is not just about defeating burglars, but about proving his worth in a world that constantly underestimates him. This gives the film an emotional spine that balances the cartoon violence; Kevin wants safety and recognition as much as victory.

The film's cult status grows from this combination of empowerment and ritual. For many viewers, Home Alone is not merely watched but revisited annually, quoted endlessly and defended passionately. Kevin's triumph represents a fantasy of competence and control that resonates across generations. Children see a peer who outsmarts adults and criminals alike; adults recognise the nostalgia of a simpler moral universe where intelligence and preparation are rewarded.

Over time, Home Alone has transcended its era. Its traps have become pop-cultural shorthand, Kevin himself a symbol of youthful ingenuity. The film's cult appeal lies in how confidently it commits to its premise; it takes a child's intelligence seriously and invites the audience to do the same. That belief, more than the slapstick or the sentiment, is why Home Alone remains a fixture rather than a relic.

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Typhoon Club (3½ Stars)

Typhoon Club, directed by Shinji Somai, is a quietly devastating portrait of adolescence trapped in the storm of societal expectation and emotional confusion. On the surface, it tells the story of a group of high school students stranded in their classroom as a typhoon rages outside. Yet beneath this deceptively simple premise, the film pulses with currents of sexual curiosity, suppressed desire and the oppressive weight of gender norms in 1980's Japan.

One of the most striking aspects of Typhoon Club is its subtle exploration of same-sex desire, particularly lesbianism, which is rarely addressed in Japanese cinema of this era with such nuance. The film presents these undercurrents not as sensationalized titillation but as a natural if awkward part of adolescent exploration. Moments of intimacy between the female characters are charged with both vulnerability and tentative rebellion against the heteronormative expectations imposed by family, school and society. These fleeting gestures, an accidental touch, a lingering glance, speak volumes about the isolation and yearning that young women in this context often felt. Somai treats these moments with tenderness, allowing the audience to sense both the thrill and the fear of forbidden desire.

Conversely, the male characters embody the toxicity of a patriarchal culture that was still rigidly entrenched in the 1980's. Their attempts at dominance, through crude humour, bullying and the assertion of heterosexual conquest, highlight a societal expectation that masculinity must be performative and aggressive. Yet Somai does not offer simplistic villainy; the boys' actions feel both conditioned and performative, a reflection of the pressures on young men to conform to a narrow damaging ideal. The tension between male aggression and female desire becomes almost a microcosm of Japan's gender politics at the time, where burgeoning sexual liberation clashed with entrenched patriarchal norms.

Somai's cinematic style amplifies these themes. Long uninterrupted takes create a sense of suffocating intimacy, forcing the audience to inhabit the same claustrophobic space as the students. The storm outside mirrors the inner turbulence of desire and frustration, while the unflinching gaze on adolescent bodies, hesitant, awkward and human, challenges both societal prudishness and male entitlement.

Typhoon Club is therefore more than a coming-of-age story; it's a meditation on the collisions of desire, repression and systemic toxicity. By juxtaposing tender explorations of female desire with the unrefined posturing of adolescent masculinity, Somai captures a moment in Japanese society when the boundaries of sexuality and gender roles were being tested, often painfully. The film remains a haunting testament to the emotional storms that rage beneath the surface of adolescent life and the ways in which society's rigid norms can shape, distort and sometimes suffocate young desire.

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Withnail and I (3 Stars)

Plot Synopsis

Withnail and I is a 1987 British black comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson, loosely based on his own experiences in London in the late 1960’s. It follows two unemployed young actors, the flamboyant and alcoholic Withnail (Richard E. Grant) and his more introspective, neurotic flatmate “I” (Paul McGann, Marwood in the screenplay but unnamed on screen). They share a squalid Camden Town flat in September 1969, spending their days drinking, doing drugs, moaning about the world and rarely working. Their only regular visitor is their philosophical drug dealer Danny.

After a particularly miserable morning, Marwood suggests they take a holiday to escape their dreary lives. Withnail calls his wealthy eccentric Uncle Monty (Richard Griffiths) and, with a few deliberate lies about their success and Marwood’s supposed background, secures the use of Monty’s cottage in Penrith in the Lake District. The trip soon proves less idyllic than they hope. In the countryside they struggle with freezing temperatures, a lack of food and fuel, clumsy attempts at country pursuits, and awkward encounters with locals. Their urban excesses make them out of place and ineffective in rural life.

Uncle Monty unexpectedly turns up at the cottage, revealing himself as a flamboyant and unmistakably homosexual character who makes Marwood increasingly uncomfortable. After a series of misunderstandings, Monty leaves a note wishing them well, and Marwood decides they should return to London. Back in the city, Withnail drunkenly drives and is arrested; they come home to find Danny and a friend squatting in their flat. Marwood receives a telegram offering him a lead acting role, meaning he must move to Manchester. He decides to leave, prompting a painful farewell with Withnail in Regent’s Park. In the final scene, Withnail stands alone in the rain outside the zoo, wine in hand, reciting Hamlet’s “What a piece of work is a man!” soliloquy to indifferent wolves, symbolizing his despair and isolation as his friend departs.

Themes and Tone

The film has a darkly comic but poignant tone; it’s often uproariously funny yet tinged with melancholy about lost youth, friendship, failure and unfulfilled potential. Its dialogue is sharp and quotable, and the characters embody both the comic excess and deeper emotional turmoil of an ending era of the 1960s counterculture.

Cult Film Status

Though not a box office hit on release, Withnail and I gradually became one of Britain’s most celebrated cult classics. Its reputation grew through home video, repeat viewings and a devoted fan community that embraces its humour, quotable lines, and evocative depiction of a specific time and mindset. It’s widely regarded as one of the greatest British comedies and has been featured in various polls and lists of top films.

Fans often quote lines like “We want the finest wines available to humanity” and “We’ve gone on holiday by mistake,” relishing its unique blend of abrasive wit and emotional depth. Its cult reach extends to student film societies, midnight screenings and festivals, with devotees celebrating the film’s depictions of excess and ennui.

The Drinking Game

Part of the cult phenomenon is the infamous drinking game inspired by the film’s heavy focus on alcohol. The basic rule: drink each time Withnail consumes an alcoholic beverage on screen. Over the course of the film, Withnail is shown consuming a staggering variety and volume of alcohol: roughly nine and a half glasses of red wine, half a pint of cider, a shot of lighter fluid, about 2½ shots of gin, six glasses of sherry, thirteen measures of Scotch whisky, and half a pint of ale.

The game is widely referenced in fandom, though it’s worth noting that participants often warn it’s not for the faint-hearted and could be dangerous if taken literally; the lighter fluid scene alone is traditionally substituted for non-alcoholic alternatives.

Director Bruce Robinson himself reportedly never intended the film to be used this way; the drinking game emerged organically from fans drawn to the unabashed depiction of boozy excess. Some argue this tradition misreads the film’s intent, as it doesn’t glamorize drinking so much as vividly portray squalor and self-destructive behaviour.

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River (5 Stars)

River (2023), directed by Junta Yamaguchi and written by Makoto Ueda, is a time-loop drama set almost entirely inside and around the Fujiya inn in Kibune, near Kyoto. The film begins with waitress Mikoto (Riko Fujitani) standing by the river outside the inn, briefly lost in her thoughts, before returning to work. Two minutes later, time abruptly resets and she finds herself back at the same spot. This reset repeats over and over, trapping the staff and guests inside an endlessly looping present.

The narrative unfolds as a chain of two-minute segments, each filmed as a single unbroken take. The camera follows Mikoto through corridors, kitchens and dining rooms, gliding between characters as they slowly realise that time is no longer moving forward. At first, only Mikoto notices the repetition, but soon the other staff members and guests become aware that they retain their memories across loops.

Each character’s arc develops through tiny variations within the same physical movements. Mikoto starts as a polite, reserved employee who suppresses her own desires in favour of routine. As the loops continue, she grows more assertive, openly expressing frustration and eventually confronting her feelings for Taku, the quiet cook. Taku, initially withdrawn and hesitant, gradually finds confidence, using the loops to speak more honestly and take emotional risks he would normally avoid.

The inn’s owner and senior staff begin in denial, clinging to professionalism and structure even as reality collapses. Over time, their composure cracks, revealing anxiety about responsibility and control. A novelist staying at the inn, paralysed by creative block, first treats the loop as an inconvenience, then as a perverse gift; the repetition forces him to reflect on his avoidance of meaningful decisions. Other guests reveal small but telling shifts, turning impatience into cooperation and self-interest into shared problem-solving.

The single-take structure is crucial to these arcs. Because the camera never cuts, the audience experiences growth not through plot twists but through altered behaviour; a line delivered sooner, a glance held longer, a decision made instead of postponed. The repetition highlights how small changes accumulate, mirroring the characters’ internal transformations.

As the group works together to understand the cause of the loop, their individual arcs converge into a collective one. What begins as confusion and irritation becomes empathy and mutual reliance. By the time the loop finally breaks, the resolution feels less like a scientific solution and more like an emotional one; the characters have learned how to move forward by confronting what they had been quietly avoiding all along.

Blade of the Immortal (4 Stars)

Takashi Miike’s Blade of the Immortal (2017) adapts Hiroaki Samura’s long running manga into a bleak, violent jidaigeki that uses genre spectacle to question the value of revenge, immortality and moral absolutism.

The film opens in late Edo period Japan. Manji is introduced as a feared samurai whose life has been defined by killing. In the past, he slaughtered a group of men he believed to be criminals, only to discover that they were honorable samurai defending their lord. When Manji realizes his mistake, he also understands that his actions have destroyed any claim he had to righteousness. His sister Machi, horrified by what he has become, has become nad with grief. Shortly afterward, she is murdered by bandits, leaving Manji broken and suicidal.

Manji attempts to end his life, but his death wish is interrupted by Yaobikuni, an ancient crone who possesses supernatural powers. She infects Manji with kessen-chu, blood worms that regenerate his body and make him effectively immortal. Any wound heals, even decapitation. Yaobikuni condemns Manji to live until he has atoned for his sins by killing one thousand evil men. Immortality, rather than a gift, becomes a punishment that forces him to endure endless pain and moral compromise.

50 years later, Manji is living as a wandering outcast, hated and feared. His path crosses with Rin Asano, a teenage girl whose parents were brutally murdered by the Itto-ryu, a radical sword school led by the charismatic and fanatical Anotsu Kagehisa. Anotsu seeks to overthrow the established dojo system, which he sees as corrupt, stagnant and tied to feudal hypocrisy. His methods are extreme; he annihilates rival schools, including Rin’s family dojo, in order to force a violent rebirth of the martial world.

Rin asks Manji to become her bodyguard and executioner, promising to end her own life once her revenge is complete. Manji accepts, because Rin looks identical to his sister Machi. He even calls her Machi at first. Together they hunt the members of the Itto-ryu. Their journey is episodic and brutal, with each confrontation revealing different shades of cruelty, idealism and despair. Manji’s immortality allows Miike to stage extreme violence; limbs are severed, bodies impaled and Manji himself is repeatedly torn apart, only to regenerate. The spectacle emphasizes suffering rather than power fantasy.

As the story progresses, the line between good and evil becomes increasingly blurred. Some Itto-ryu members are sadistic killers, others are tragic figures driven by loyalty or survival. Anotsu himself is not portrayed as a simple villain. He genuinely believes that only destruction can clear the way for progress, even if it means becoming a monster. Parallel to this conflict, government agents and rival factions attempt to manipulate both Anotsu and Manji for political ends, suggesting that institutional violence is as ruthless as personal vengeance.

Rin grows increasingly traumatized by the bloodshed carried out in her name. Manji, despite his vow, tries to protect her from becoming consumed by hatred. In the climactic battles, alliances collapse and nearly all major characters meet violent ends. Manji finally reaches the symbolic threshold of killing one thousand evil men, though the exact morality of that number is left deliberately ambiguous. Rin ultimately abandons her quest for revenge, choosing life over endless hatred. Manji, having guided her away from the path that destroyed him, is released from his immortality. He walks away alone, mortal once more, carrying the weight of his memories.

Miike uses Blade of the Immortal to dismantle romantic ideas of the samurai, revenge narratives and even immortality itself. Violence in the film is relentless and ugly; it is meant to exhaust the viewer rather than thrill them. By making Manji immortal, Miike removes the heroic stakes usually associated with sword fights. Pain has no release through death, and killing solves nothing permanently.

The central message is that revenge is a self-perpetuating cycle that consumes both victim and perpetrator. Rin’s journey demonstrates how easily moral certainty turns into dehumanization. Anotsu’s ideology, though grounded in real social decay, becomes monstrous once it justifies limitless slaughter. Miike refuses to offer a clean moral hierarchy; institutions, rebels and lone warriors all participate in the same machinery of violence.

Immortality functions as a metaphor for historical and personal guilt. Manji cannot escape his past through death; he must live with it, confront it and guide the next generation away from repeating it. Redemption, in Miike’s view, does not come from righteous killing but from breaking the cycle and choosing compassion over ideology.

In the end, Blade of the Immortal argues that progress and honour built on blood are hollow. True change is quiet, painful and often invisible. By letting Rin live and allowing Manji to become mortal again, Miike suggests that accepting fragility and moral uncertainty is the only way out of endless violence.

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Once upon a time in China 3 (4½ Stars)

Once Upon a Time in China III (1993), directed by Tsui Hark, continues the semi-mythical biography of Wong Fei-hung while anchoring its story in real political tensions of late Qing dynasty China. The film is set in 1895, shortly after the First Sino-Japanese War, during a period when China’s weakness had become painfully visible to both foreign powers and internal reformers.

Historical background

The defeat of the Qing Empire by Japan in 1894–1895 exposed the failure of China’s military modernisation and intensified national humiliation. Reformist scholars and officials argued that China needed Western-style education and technology to survive, while conservative factions saw these ideas as a betrayal of Confucian values. The film directly references this ideological struggle through the Lion Dance Competition, a traditional cultural event that becomes a symbolic battleground between nationalism, reform and corruption.

Plot synopsis

Wong Fei-hung arrives in Beijing with his father Wong Kei-ying and his students to attend the annual Lion King Competition, an event meant to celebrate Chinese martial arts and unity. Unofficially, the competition also serves political ends; government officials use it to promote their own power, while reform-minded figures hope to reclaim Chinese dignity through tradition rather than empty spectacle.

Soon after arriving, Wong crosses paths again with his 13th Aunt, who is practising photography in Beijing. Her presence highlights the film’s central tension between tradition and modernity. Unlike earlier entries, 13th Aunt is more assertive here; she openly challenges sexist customs and advocates education as a means of national renewal.

The competition itself is overseen by Li Hung-chang, a real historical statesman and key figure in the Self-Strengthening Movement. Li is portrayed as a pragmatic but compromised official, caught between appeasing conservative forces at court and dealing with the realities of foreign pressure after China’s defeat by Japan. His political weakness allows corrupt Manchu officials to manipulate the event for personal gain.

As the lion dance trials progress, Wong Fei-hung faces rivals who use dirty tactics, bribery and violence. These confrontations escalate when Wong uncovers a plot to assassinate Li Hung-chang during the final ceremony. The assassination attempt reflects real fears of political instability in the Qing court, where reformists, conservatives and secret societies often resorted to violence.

The climax unfolds during the final lion dance performances, staged high above the ground on precarious poles. This sequence is both a physical test and a metaphor for China’s unstable position in the world. Wong Fei-hung defeats his opponents through discipline, moral integrity and mastery of traditional kung fu, rejecting the corruption surrounding him. He also thwarts the assassination attempt, saving Li Hung-chang and preventing further chaos.

Despite Wong’s victory, the ending remains bittersweet. Li Hung-chang survives but the system he represents is unchanged. Reform remains limited, corruption persists and China’s future is uncertain. Wong Fei-hung returns south with his students, reaffirming his role not as a political leader but as a moral guardian of Chinese values.

Themes and historical meaning

Once Upon a Time in China III uses spectacle to explore the cultural crisis of late nineteenth-century China. The lion dance competition symbolises national identity under threat; Western influence is unavoidable but blindly copying it is portrayed as dangerous. Wong Fei-hung stands for ethical tradition rather than reactionary conservatism, offering a vision of Chinese strength rooted in moral conduct, discipline and community rather than political power.

In this way, the film frames history not as triumph but as warning; China’s survival depends on balancing reform with cultural integrity, a question that remained unresolved at the end of the Qing dynasty.

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Once upon a time in China 2 (4 Stars)

Once Upon a Time in China II (1992) continues Tsui Hark’s semi-historical portrait of Wong Fei-hung, setting its story against the political turbulence of southern China in the early 1890s, when the Qing dynasty was under intense pressure from foreign powers and internal reform movements.

After the events of the first film, Wong Fei-hung returns to Foshan as a respected physician and martial arts master, but he is quickly drawn into a wider national crisis. China is reeling from humiliation at the hands of Western imperial powers following the Opium Wars and a series of unequal treaties that granted foreign nations trade privileges, extraterritorial rights and control over ports and railways. Anti-foreign sentiment is growing among ordinary citizens, while reform-minded officials and intellectuals argue that China must modernise to survive.

The story introduces Sun Yat-sen, portrayed as a young revolutionary doctor who is secretly organising resistance against the Qing government. Historically, Sun Yat-sen was active in Guangdong during this period and would soon attempt uprisings aimed at overthrowing the dynasty. In the film, Sun arrives in Foshan to raise funds and support for his cause, placing him in danger from both Qing authorities and conservative forces who see reform as betrayal.

Wong Fei-hung initially tries to stay neutral. His philosophy emphasises moral conduct, discipline and harmony, and he is wary of political extremism. However, the situation deteriorates when the White Lotus Sect emerges as a major antagonist. The White Lotus is depicted as a fanatical, anti-foreign cult that claims mystical invulnerability and promotes violent resistance against Westerners and Chinese collaborators. This portrayal draws loosely on real secret societies and millenarian movements that flourished in late Qing China, including groups that would later feed into the Boxer Rebellion of 1899–1901.

Led by the charismatic and ruthless Master Kung, the White Lotus stages public demonstrations, humiliates officials and attacks foreign institutions, particularly Christian missionaries. Their actions provoke brutal reprisals from Western powers, who threaten military intervention if their citizens are harmed. The film shows the mounting tension between foreign legations and Chinese authorities, reflecting the historical reality of gunboat diplomacy and the constant threat of colonial violence.

Caught between these forces, Wong Fei-hung is forced to act when innocent people are endangered. His conflict with the White Lotus is both physical and ideological. He rejects their superstition and cruelty, arguing that blind hatred and false mysticism will only bring further suffering to China. At the same time, he becomes increasingly sympathetic to Sun Yat-sen’s reformist ideals, which are presented as rational, forward-looking and rooted in genuine patriotism rather than xenophobic rage.

The narrative builds toward several major confrontations. Wong repeatedly clashes with Master Kung, whose belief in spiritual invincibility is exposed as a dangerous illusion when faced with modern weapons and disciplined martial skill. These battles symbolise the film’s central theme; traditional Chinese values must survive, but they must evolve rather than retreat into myth.

In the final act, chaos erupts as the White Lotus attempts a large-scale uprising, drawing the attention of foreign forces and threatening catastrophic retaliation. Wong Fei-hung intervenes to prevent a massacre, defeating Master Kung and dismantling the sect. His actions help avert immediate disaster, though the film makes clear that China’s deeper problems remain unresolved.

The story closes on a bittersweet note. Sun Yat-sen escapes to continue his revolutionary work, hinting at the future overthrow of the Qing dynasty in 1911. Wong Fei-hung returns to his medical practice and school, reaffirming his role as a moral guardian rather than a political leader. The film leaves the audience with a clear historical message; China stands at a crossroads, torn between decaying tradition, violent reaction and the difficult path of reform.

In blending real historical figures, secret societies and political tensions with martial arts spectacle, Once Upon a Time in China II transforms its sequel into a meditation on national identity during one of the most volatile periods in modern Chinese history.

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Once upon a time in China (4 Stars)

The Historical Background

Once Upon a Time in China (1991), directed by Tsui Hark, is set in Foshan during the late Qing dynasty, a period of intense social upheaval as China struggled to reconcile tradition with the pressures of Western imperialism and internal decay. The film blends martial arts spectacle with a historical drama about cultural identity, national pride and the painful cost of modernization.

Foshan, located in Guangdong province near the Pearl River Delta, was one of southern China’s most important commercial and cultural centres in the nineteenth century. It was famous for its ceramics, metalworking and bustling trade networks, and it was also a stronghold of southern Chinese martial arts. Styles such as Hung Gar, Wing Chun and Choy Li Fut flourished there, often taught through family lineages or associated with local guilds.

By the time the film is set, roughly the 1880's to 1890's, Foshan was caught between worlds. Western powers had forced China to open treaty ports after the Opium Wars, bringing missionaries, merchants and military influence deep into Chinese society. Foreign factories, churches and consulates appeared alongside traditional temples and schools. Many locals saw Western technology as both impressive and threatening, while resentment simmered over unequal treaties, extraterritorial rights and cultural humiliation. This tension provides the political and emotional backdrop of the film.

Wong Fei-hung was was born in 1847 in Xiqiao, Nanhai County, Guangdong. He moved to Foshan as a child, and he was raised in a family deeply rooted in martial arts and traditional Chinese medicine. He was a master of Hung Gar kung fu, a physician and a respected community leader. Wong was known not only for his fighting ability but also for his moral code, emphasizing discipline, compassion and restraint. Over time, his life became heavily mythologized through oral stories, opera and later cinema, transforming him into a symbol of Chinese virtue and resistance.

In Tsui Hark’s film, Wong Fei-hung represents the ideal Confucian hero struggling to uphold ethical traditions in a rapidly changing world. He is not portrayed as blindly anti-foreign; instead, he is cautious and reflective, recognizing the need to learn without surrendering cultural integrity.

Plot Synopsis

The story follows Wong Fei-hung, played by Jet Li, as he navigates the growing chaos in Foshan. Foreign missionaries and businessmen arrive with modern weapons and machines, while local gangs exploit fear and confusion for profit. Kidnappings, human trafficking and exploitation of women become rampant, often hidden behind the façade of Western progress or criminal opportunism.

Wong runs a martial arts school and a medical clinic, positioning him as both protector and healer of the community. His attempts to maintain order are constantly challenged by corrupt officials, violent bandits and cultural misunderstandings between Chinese citizens and foreigners. These conflicts escalate when a local criminal ring collaborates with foreign interests, leading to public unrest and violent clashes.

Central to the film is Wong’s internal struggle. He must decide how to defend Chinese values without becoming reactionary or xenophobic. His relationship with his 13th aunt, a Western-educated woman who adopts foreign dress and ideas, embodies this tension. Through her, the film explores the possibility of coexistence, while also highlighting the prejudices and dangers faced by those who cross cultural boundaries.

The climax sees Wong confronting both physical enemies and symbolic ones. Traditional kung fu faces off against guns and modern weaponry, raising the question of whether moral strength and discipline can survive in an age of industrial violence. Wong ultimately prevails not simply through combat, but through leadership, restraint and a reaffirmation of cultural dignity.

Themes and Legacy

Once Upon a Time in China reframes the martial arts film as a historical epic. It uses Foshan as a microcosm of China’s national crisis, and Wong Fei-hung as a moral anchor in a society under siege. The film argues that true strength lies not in rejecting change outright, but in confronting it with clarity, ethics and self-respect.

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Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (5 Stars)

My brain hurts.

So the guys in a cafe find a way to communicate with themselves in the future. Right?

Their future selves tell them where they can find money hidden on a scrap heap. So they rush out to get it.

But how did their future selves know where the money was? They knew because they'd been told where it was in the past.

My brain hurts.

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Barb Wire (5 Stars)

Barb Wire is often dismissed as a relic of 90's comic-book excess, yet it works surprisingly well as a pulpy celebration of girl power. Pamela Anderson's Barb stands at the centre of the chaos with a kind of swagger that leaves every man in the film looking slow, confused or hopelessly outmatched. The plot may swim in dystopian tropes, yet the film's energy comes from watching Barb outthink and outfight a line of men who underestimate her every step of the way.

Barb runs her nightclub, negotiates with corrupt officials and takes on mercenaries without waiting for help from anyone. The men around her posture and threaten, yet Barb treats them like minor obstacles. The film sets up a world in which men try to impose rules while Barb survives by ignoring those rules and doing things her own way. Every time a man tries to dominate the scene she shuts him down with either a sharp remark or a well-aimed shot. She never loses control.

The romance subplot exists only to underline her independence. Her former lover Axel believes he understands her, yet she consistently proves she does not need rescue or guidance. Their shared history matters only because it gives her another chance to demonstrate that she sees through the emotional games that slow everyone else down. Instead of melting into nostalgia she keeps her priorities clear and shows that strength can be both emotional and physical.

The action sequences reinforce this theme. Barb moves with confidence while her opponents stumble. The film delights in showing her as the most competent person in any room. Whether she is trading blows with hired muscle or navigating back-alley deals, she always comes out ahead. The men react to events while she shapes them.

As a film Barb Wire is messy at times, yet its core is a straightforward celebration of a woman who refuses limitations. It offers a heroine who is tougher, smarter and more decisive than every male character around her. For viewers who want stylised grit with a loud shot of girl power it still delivers.

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Love and Other Cults (3 Stars)

The story follows Ai, a young girl passed from one unstable environment to another. When she is very small her mother leaves her with a religious cult that treats her as a kind of chosen child. Police eventually raid the compound and Ai is moved into a series of foster homes, each one shaping her in different and often damaging ways. She grows into a teenager who never feels at home anywhere. Every new group sees her as something to be owned or redefined. Ai responds by drifting, joining delinquents, petty criminals and sleazy adults who offer affection with conditions attached. The film cross-cuts with Ryota, a gentle boy who keeps falling orbit around her. Ryota wants to help but he never quite reaches her because Ai keeps slipping into the next situation that promises belonging.

The plot moves through a chain of subcultures: religious communes, street gangs, hostess bars, pseudo self-help groups. In each space Ai tries to become whatever the people around her expect. The result is a life assembled from borrowed identities rather than a stable sense of self. The film follows her attempts to escape this cycle while Ryota tries to anchor her, hoping she might return to him in a world that keeps swallowing her up.

Director Eiji Uchida uses Ai’s journey to argue that cults are not limited to religious sects; any group that demands absolute loyalty or reshapes a vulnerable person can function like one. He suggests that society creates these cult-like pockets by offering young people very few places where they feel valued without conditions. Ai is not drawn in by doctrine; she's drawn in by the simple desire to be seen. Uchida also critiques how institutions that claim to protect children often repeat the same mistakes as the fringe groups they condemn; they fail to give real emotional stability. Through Ryota he offers a counterpoint: genuine care is slow, patient and sometimes powerless, but it's the only thing that isn't manipulative.

The final message is bittersweet: identity is fragile when every community you meet tries to remake you, yet there's still hope in small acts of sincerity from people who refuse to control you.

Jack-O (3 Stars)

Jack-O (1995) is one of those Halloween-season curiosities that lives on through late-night TV, bargain DVD packs and sheer oddball charm. It's a micro-budget horror film that never hides its limitations; instead it leans into them with earnest performances, homemade effects and a simple folklore-driven plot.

The killer is Jack-O, a supernatural scarecrow-like creature with a pumpkin head who carries a scythe. He's not a random monster; he's the resurrected servant of an old warlock named Walter Machen. The film explains that Machen was executed generations earlier after a feud with the Kelly family. In his dying moments he placed a curse on the Kelly bloodline and commanded Jack-O to rise whenever the opportunity came. His motivation for killing is entirely tied to that grudge; Jack-O hunts descendants of the Kelly family to fulfil the warlock's revenge and to complete the curse Machen left behind.

The narrative itself is straightforward. A young boy in the present-day Kelly family becomes the focus of the curse once Jack-O returns from the grave. What follows is a series of atmospheric night scenes, fog-heavy backyards and low-lit suburban streets where Jack-O cuts down victims who cross his path. The kills are often staged with a sense of old-school monster-movie enthusiasm, even when the effects struggle.

What makes Jack-O interesting is not polished filmmaking; it's the film's sincerity and its devotion to regional horror traditions. It feels like something crafted by fans who wanted to build a campfire legend of their own. The pumpkin-headed killer is memorable and the folklore framing gives the story a little more weight than a simple slasher setup.

As a whole, Jack-O is best appreciated by viewers who enjoy do-it-yourself horror cinema, cult oddities and Halloween atmosphere above narrative complexity. It never raises its ambitions beyond that, but within those limits it delivers exactly what it promises: a brisk creature feature built around a vengeful supernatural killer with a clear motive rooted in an old family curse.

Kick-Ass 2 (4½ Stars)

How does the sequel compare with the original film?

Kick-Ass 2 is a sequel that tries to punch harder, shout louder and shock faster than the first film; the results are mixed but often fascinating. It retains the scrappy energy that made the original a cult favourite, yet it shifts the tone in ways that highlight both its ambition and its limits.

What is better

The sequel expands the world in a way that feels genuinely fun. The first film revolved mostly around Kick-Ass, Big Daddy and Hit Girl, but Kick-Ass 2 fills the city with amateur heroes whose costumes look like they were bought at a garage sale. This broader roster gives the film a looser, almost comic book sprawl. Justice Forever is packed with oddballs, and their presence adds texture that the first film never tried to offer.

Chloë Grace Moretz remains the standout. Her development is deeper here; Hit-Girl wrestles with adolescence, identity and the idea of normal life. The first film leaned heavily on the shock value of a small girl dropping bodies. The sequel gives her emotional stakes that feel credible. Her arc is the most grounded and the most compelling.

There is also a sharper focus on consequences. The violence still borders on cartoonish, yet the film at least acknowledges that vigilantism has fallout. That moral shading gives the sequel a slightly more mature edge.

What is worse

The tonal balance is far less steady. The first film had a cheeky sincerity that blended parody with heartfelt origin story. Kick-Ass 2 often stumbles between dark brutality and goofy slapstick. Scenes that aim for grim realism sit beside jokes that feel imported from a different movie. The lack of control makes the emotional beats less effective.

The villain upgrade does not fully land either. Christopher Mintz-Plasse throws himself into the role, yet the Motherfucker feels more like a running gag than a genuine threat. The film tries to push him toward menace but never quite finds the tone that would make him memorable.

The action is bigger but not always better. Some set pieces are entertaining, but the kinetic style of the first film is missing. Matthew Vaughn’s original direction had a clean rhythm. Jeff Wadlow goes for scale over precision.

Verdict

Kick-Ass 2 is rougher, broader and more uneven than the first film. It offers a richer world and a stronger emotional arc for Hit-Girl, yet it loses some of the tightness and tonal clarity that made the original work. It is a sequel with personality and moments of charm; it just punches in too many directions at once.

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Joker Folie à Deux (5 Stars)

Why it surpasses the first film

Joker (2019) was a character study built on grit, alienation and a slow descent into madness. Joker: Folie à Deux keeps that foundation yet pushes the concept into stranger bolder territory. This shift is exactly what makes it a stronger film. Where the first film offered a grim portrait of a man collapsing under the weight of society, the sequel becomes a fever dream shared between two unstable souls. It is more daring, more self aware and far more playful with the idea of cinematic reality.

The most obvious difference is the musical structure. Instead of repeating the grounded aesthetic of the first film, Folie à Deux uses musical sequences as windows into Arthur and Harley’s shared delusion. These scenes are not simple gimmicks; they become expressions of their mental state. The first film showed Arthur imagining an audience that never applauded him; the sequel lets him build entire worlds in song. The musical moments allow the film to explore fantasy, desire and dependency in ways the original could not. This added layer of surrealism gives the sequel more emotional range.

The chemistry between Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga also strengthens the narrative. Phoenix retains his uneasy unpredictability, yet Gaga brings a chaotic vulnerability that reshapes Arthur’s story. She does not imitate past versions of Harley; she invents her own that fits this universe. The dynamic between them has more energy than anything in the first film. It creates tension, tenderness and danger. Their relationship becomes the engine of the plot rather than a simple consequence of Arthur’s actions.

The sequel also feels less burdened by the need to justify itself as a “serious” comic book movie. It allows moments of humour to seep through, then happily undercuts them with dread. The result is more confident and more artistically free. Where the first film sometimes felt restrained by its insistence on realism, Folie à Deux embraces the subjective chaos of its characters. The film shifts tone with purpose; suddenly a scene is menacing, then it becomes operatic, then intimate. This variety makes it richer and more memorable.

Visually the sequel is more expressive. The colour palette is bolder and the cinematography leans into the idea of unreliable perception. Gotham still feels oppressive, yet it also becomes theatrical, almost like a stage for Arthur and Harley’s fantasies. This blend of harshness and fantasy gives the film an identity distinctly separate from the first.

Most importantly the sequel expands the themes. Instead of focusing mainly on systemic neglect it explores shared delusion, co-dependency and the longing to be seen. Arthur’s story becomes larger than a lonely man’s breakdown; it becomes an unsettling duet about two people who find comfort in each other’s madness. It is disturbing, sometimes touching and always compelling.

Joker: Folie à Deux improves on the first film by refusing to repeat it. It is weirder, more emotional and more ambitious. Instead of explaining Arthur Fleck it lets us get lost in the world he creates with Harley. In doing so it becomes a sequel that dares to be different and ends up being more satisfying.

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New Fist Of Fury (4 Stars)

New Fist of Fury as Bruceploitation

New Fist of Fury arrived in 1976 as one of the earliest attempts to reshape Jackie Chan into the next Bruce Lee. The film is a curious mix of martial arts melodrama and industry calculation; it sits at the intersection of tribute and imitation, and it shows how the Hong Kong studios tried to fill the void left by Lee’s sudden death. In retrospect this phenomenon has been called Brucesploitation.

This refers to the wave of films made after Bruce Lee died in 1973. These films used actors who resembled him, behaved like him and fought like him; they were sometimes given names designed to trick audiences. Posters featured lookalike poses, yellow tracksuits and snarling facial expressions. Many films claimed to continue Lee’s legacy, or pretended to reveal secret chapters of his life. The goal was simple: ride the momentum of a superstar whose fame had grown even larger after his passing.

Brucesploitation could be cheap and cynical, but it was also a revealing snapshot of a film industry that had lost its brightest star and had no clear idea how to replace him.

How New Fist of Fury uses Jackie Chan in this framework

Golden Harvest had not yet found the comic persona that made Jackie Chan famous. In New Fist of Fury, the studio tried to shape him into a tough, brooding successor to Bruce Lee. The original Fist of Fury had made Lee a household name, so reviving that title was the clearest signal possible.

Chan’s performance fits the bruceploitation mould in several ways:

1. The grim persona

Chan is asked to suppress his natural charm. He scowls, postures, and delivers his lines with forced intensity. This mimics the stoic fury that defined Lee’s screen presence, although it never feels natural for Chan.

2. The righteous avenger template

Chan plays a street thief who becomes a disciplined martial artist. The journey mirrors the narrative arc that bruceploitation films loved; a downtrodden hero discovers inner strength, then retaliates with righteous force against oppressors.

3. The choreographic echoes

While Chan had not yet developed his playful, acrobatic style, the fights push him toward Lee’s sharp explosive movements. His screams copy Lee’s distinctive kiai patterns, and several shots linger on his face as if trying to capture the same raw intensity that Lee had carried effortlessly.

4. The legacy branding

The film uses the Fist of Fury title to wrap itself in Lee’s aura. Chan is not playing Bruce Lee, but the narrative positions him as a symbolic heir who must restore pride to the oppressed Chinese fighters. This is classic bruceploitation; a new protagonist inherits Lee’s mission and fights in his spirit.

How well it works

The film is historically interesting but dramatically uneven. Chan is earnest, but he feels misplaced. He fights well, but without the self-aware sparkle that later made him unique. Instead of showcasing his gifts, the film tries to hammer him into a mould that never fits.

The production has some strong choreography and a sincere sense of national struggle. However, the pacing is uneven and the dramatic scenes are heavy. The attempt to recreate the tone of the original Fist of Fury gives the film a stiff solemnity that contrasts with Chan’s natural energy.

Final thoughts

New Fist of Fury is a transitional film. It shows a studio searching for another Bruce Lee, and an actor waiting to become Jackie Chan. As bruceploitation, it is a clear example of how the industry tried to borrow Lee’s power rather than build something new. Today, it is most interesting as a record of what Chan was never meant to be, and as an early chapter in the long period before he found his true screen identity.

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Invisible Centerfolds (5 Stars)

Introduction

"Invisible Centerfolds" is a soft-core sci-fi comedy that mixes fantasy with light eroticism. The premise is simple; Kay, played by Christine Nguyen, is a model trying to pay her way through dental hygienist school. A scientist offers her money to test his invisibility formula, and her new condition leads to comic mishaps, mild intrigue and the usual late-night cable antics.

Christine Nguyen: the film’s strongest element

Christine Nguyen carries the film with a blend of charm and playful confidence. The role asks for a mix of sensuality and breezy comic timing, and Nguyen delivers both with ease. She treats the material with a light touch that fits the tone; even when the plot drifts into pure camp, she stays lively and engaged. Her presence gives the film a sense of fun it would not otherwise have.

Nguyen also brings a grounded appeal to Kay. The character is written in a simplistic way; her motivations are clear but shallow. Even so, Nguyen manages to create moments of warmth and personality. She leans into the absurdity of invisibility scenes with enthusiasm; her reactions and gestures help sell gags that would feel flat in less capable hands.

Limits of the film and the role

The movie gives Nguyen very little emotional depth to explore, and the script treats Kay as an object of desire more often than a fully drawn character. The production is modest; the invisibility effects are basic and the storytelling meanders. These limitations keep Nguyen from elevating the film beyond its narrow aims.

Still, within those boundaries, she does more than expected. Her energy prevents the film from becoming dull. When she is off screen, the momentum drops; when she returns, the tone perks up immediately.

Final assessment

Christine Nguyen is the reason "Invisible Centerfolds" works as entertainment. The film remains a light, exploitative fantasy that rarely aims higher, but her performance gives it charm and playfulness. She understands exactly what kind of movie she is in and performs with confidence that makes the camp feel intentional rather than accidental.

If the film has any staying power, it is because Nguyen brings life to a role that could have been forgettable. Her charisma turns a flimsy sci-fi gimmick into an enjoyable little diversion.

Housewives From Another World (4½ Stars)

I'm happy to say that Fred Olen Ray has re-released another two erotic films on Blu-ray. "Housewives From Another World" is part of the Medina Collection, and "Invisible Centerfolds" is from the McKendrick Collection. I've chatted to him a few times on Facebook, and he's never differentiated between the two collections. He refers to them collectively as his Bikini Films.

It's a long time since I've watched "Housewives From Another World", so I can't make a direct comparison between the films, but I can compare the screenshots with my last review.

This is Ted Newsom on DVD

This is Ted Newsom on Blu-ray. He's never looked so awesome.

This is Christine Nguyen and Rebecca Love on DVD.

This is Christine Nguyen and Rebecca Love on Blu-ray. They've never looked so sexy.

Except when they're naked.

Here's an updated summary of the Retromedia films so far, with the Blu-ray releases marked.

The Medina Collection

1. Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002)
2. (BR) Bikini Airways (2003)
3. (BR) Haunting Desires (2003)
4. Curse of the Erotic Tiki (2003)
5. Bikini Carwash Academy (2004)
6. Erotic Dreams of Jeannie (2004)
7. Teenage Cavegirl (2004)
8. The Good, the Bad and the Beautiful (2005)
9. Bikini Chain Gang (2005)
10. Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006)
11. Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet (2006)
12. Harlots of the Caribbean (2006)
13. Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes (2006)
14. (BR) Bewitched Housewives (2006)
15. The Girl from BIKINI (2006)
16. (BR) Super Ninja Doll (2007)
17. (BR) Tarzeena (2007)
18. Voodoo Dollz (2008)
19. Bikini Royale (2008)
20. (BR) Bikini Frankenstein (2009)
21. (BR) Twilight Vamps (2009)
22. Bikini Royale 2 (2009)
23. (BR) Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros (2009)
24. (BR) Housewives from Another World (2010)
25. Lady Chatterley's Ghost (2010)
26. Bikini Time Machine (2010)
27. (BR) Sexual Witchcraft (2010)
28. Bikini Warriors (2010)
29. The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (2011)
30. Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012)
31. Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills (2012)
32. (BR) Baby Dolls Behind Bars (2012)

The McKendrick Collection

1. Strippers from another world (2013)
2. Big Bust Theory (2013)
3. Intergalactic Swingers (2013)
4. (BR) All Babe Network (2013)
5. Great Bikini Bowling Bash (2014)
6. Stacked Racks from Mars (2014)
7. Atomic Hotel Erotica (2014)
8. Lolita from Interstellar Space (2014)
9. Sexy Warriors (2014)
10. Bikini Avengers (2015)
11. (BR) College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives (2015)
12. Lust in Space (2015)
13. Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills (2015)
14. (BR) Invisible Centerfolds (2015)
15. (BR) Cinderella's Hot Night (2017)
16. (BR) Sleeping Beauties (2017)

The Apocrypha

1. (BR) Bad Girls Behind Bars (2016)
2. Vixens From Venus (2016)
3. Cyborg Hookers (2016)
4. Cosmic Calendar Girls (2016)
5. Escape From Pleasure Planet (2016)
6. (BR) Paranormal Sexperiments (2016)

The Medina Collection consists of films directed by Fred Olen Ray using the pseudonym Juan Medina. The McKendrick Collection consists of films directed by Dean McKendrick. The Apocrypha consists of films directed for Retromedia by other directors.

Notes:

(1) "Bikini Carwash Academy" (Medina 5) was re-released with a different opening credits sequence, listing the director as Sherman Scott.

(2) "Tomb of the Werewolf" (not listed above) was directed by Fred Olen Ray using his own name, but it's in the Medina style. It has almost the same cast as "Haunting Desires".

(3) Dean McKendrick made seven erotic thrillers for Retromedia, not listed above.

(4) Apocrypha? If you have a better name for these films, let me know.

That's 18 out of 54 films released on Blu-ray so far. Let's hope the others will follow soon.

Captain Phillips (5 Stars)

"Captain Phillips" follows Tom Hanks as the most stressed man on the Indian Ocean. He is just trying to deliver some cargo, drink bad coffee and fill out paperwork when a group of Somali pirates shows up in a tiny skiff that looks like it should capsize if someone sneezes.

The pirates board the ship with enthusiasm that suggests they skipped every team-building seminar known to man. Their leader, Muse, announces “I am the captain now” which instantly becomes the world’s most quoted line. Phillips tries to reason with them using the universal language of middle-aged managerial concern.

Eventually the pirates kidnap him in a lifeboat that resembles a bright orange coffin. Tom Hanks spends the rest of the film sweating, negotiating and looking like he would give anything for a nap. The US Navy arrives with enough firepower to vaporise a small moon, which makes the pirates realise this was not the best career move.

The film ends with a famous scene in which Hanks delivers the most convincing performance of a man who has absolutely had enough. It is tense, gripping and unexpectedly funny if you enjoy watching sophisticated global shipping operations undone by four men in a boat that probably needs an oil change.

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