This is the sixth film in the Andy Sidaris collection, made in 1991. It's not
to be confused with
the low budget sci-fi thriller with the same name. It's annoying that (most) film names aren't copyrighted, but the
alternative is worse. We'd have the same situation as with Gmail email
addresses. I was one of the early people who applied for a Gmail address, so I
got the address I wanted at my first attempt. Anyone who wants a Gmail account
today has to add a random selection of digits and letters to his name,
something like Mike72905zx. If we did that with films we'd be left with film
titles like "Do or die 25C".
"Don't shoot! I surrender!"
What man wouldn't surrender when assaulted by a scantily dressed woman like Julie Strain?
During her life she was a notorious tease. She assisted Andy in his
presentation of his films for the DVD extras, but she used every excuse to
bare her breasts and get him flustered. Poor Andy had to behave, because his
wife Arlene was behind the camera. I'm sure she was amused by his reaction.
Keep your mind on the film, Andy!
It's too late! Julie insists on wearing the shirt as a skirt.
In the 1990's Julie Strain was known as the Queen of B Movies, but I always
associated with the films of Andy Sidaris. She wasn't just an
actress in Andy's films (five of them), she was his biggest fan. I'm sure that
it was her suggestion to assist Andy in the film presentations, even the films
in which she didn't personally appear.
Here's one more photo of Julie before I get to the film itself. Andy is trying
his hardest not to stare, but the more he resists the harder it gets. Julie
always wins.
Kane is played by the great actor Pat Morita, who's best known for appearing
in "The Karate Kid" and its sequels. He has more of a Bond villain air about
him than any other character in the Andy Sidaris films. It's not just his
appearance; it's the way he casually talks to his victims about his
plans and how he intends to kill them. He should have returned in future films, but sadly he was
replaced by another actor.
The two girls flee from Molokai to Dallas, via Honolulu, Las Vegas and
Shreveport. On the way they pick up
other agents, until they're finally a team of eight agents. Donna and Nicole
prove they're fashion conscious by putting on new clothes on every stop.
Unfortunately, the disguises aren't enough. When Kane was with the girls he
put a tracking device on Donna. He's always one step ahead. Worse still, the
agents turn against one another, because they think one of their team is a
traitor.
One of the agents is the singing sensation Edy Stark, shown here performing in
Las Vegas. How could anyone suspect her of being a traitor after her loyal
service in three of the previous films?
Another agent is Shane Abilene, the man who can't shoot straight. This is his
third film, after replacing his cousins. Originally the Abilene cousins were
high ranking agents, based on the yacht Malibu Express. Shane doesn't seem to have any
significance in the Agency, and he's less important than Donna. He
hardly appears in the film, except for the humour that he always misses his
target.
Of the 12 would-be assassins I'll only point out Ava, played by the stunning
Ava Cadell. It's typical for the actors in Andy's films to play characters
with their own names. There's something else about her that's typical. She's
killed in this film, but she returns in the next film playing a different
character with the same name. I ought to write a list of how often that
happens. Maybe I'll do it next time I watch the films.
Here's Andy Sidaris in his obligatory cameo. Almost obligatory. He was missing
in the last film. It's not clear what he's supposed to be, but he looks like a
cook taking a cigarette break.
One thing you have to say about Andy Sidaris is that his pictures are
beautifully framed. Here's agent Donna Hamilton in a beautiful pink bikini
offset against woodlands. Note the gun in her hand. She's beautiful but
deadly.
This screenshot with Nicole Justin is equally beautiful. Her brown top matches
the leafless trees. No gun for Nicole, she's only carrying a baseball bat. I
can guarantee you that she isn't in the woods to play ball games. Unless bashing
a man over the head with a bat counts as a game.
This film features only four former Playmates, which is the least since
"Hard Ticket to Hawaii"
in 1987.
- Dona Spier (Donna) was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in March 1984.
- Roberta Vasquez (Nicole) was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in November 1984.
- Cynthia Brimhall (Edy) was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in October 1985.
- Stephanie Schick (Atlanta), more commonly known as Pandora Peaks, appeared in Playboy twice, in June 1995 and June 1996, but she didn't win the Playmate of the Month award. That's not fair!
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