Location: Metro Center, Rockford, Illinois
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross
It's the day after Wrestlemania. Welcome to Raw Is War!
Match 1. Tag Team Championship, British Bulldog & Own Hart vs The
Headbangers
Bulldog and Owen defend their title. At the beginning the two teams are
equally matched. Bulldog and Owen begin to get the advantage, so the
Headbangers have to cheat to stop themselves being pinned. After Bulldog and
Owen accidentally bump into one another they start to argue. They both stand
in the ring arguing while the referee Earl Habner tries to make one of them
leave the ring. Bulldog throws Earl Hebner on his back in a rage, so they're
disqualified, but they retain their title.
After the match is over, Owen and Bulldog fight one another. They have to be
separated by the officials. Owen says he's the best fighter in the team, and
he wants to prove it by challenging British Bulldog for the European
Championship title.
Match 2. Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs Bart Gunn
Triple H is accompanied to the ring by Chyna. It's a fair fight, until Triple
H knocks Bart Gunn out of the ring. Chyna picks him up and bodyslams him. Then
she throws him against the ring post. Trimple H pulls him back into the ring
and pins him.
Chyna isn't just a pretty face.
She has a lot of strength to lift a 270 lb (122 Kg) man.
Match 3. Six man tag team match, Discovery, Super Nova & Venum vs Abismo
Negro, El Mosco & Histeria
These are six guest wrestlers from AAA in Mexico. It's spectacular action with
a lot of high flying manoeuvres, but the audience seemed bored. They don't go
to WWF events to see strangers. Who won? It was the Discovers team, but nobody
really cared.
There's a pre-recorded interview with Rocky Maivia and his father, Rocky
Johnson. Rocky Sr. says he bought his own ticket to Wrestlemania to see his
son fight. He couldn't resist intervening when his son was being attacked
three-on-one. He promises not to get involved in his fights in future.
Match 4. Flash Funk vs The Brooklyn Brawler
The Honky Tonk Man comes out as guest commentator. Initially the Brooklyn
Brawler has the advantage, but Flash Funk wins. Honky Tonk Man doesn't have
much to say about the match. All he does is complain that Flash Funk has no
idea about music. Let me be honest: I don't like the music of either one of them.
Vince McMahon interviews Ken Shamrock, asking him why he declared Bret Hart
the winner in yesterday's match against Steve Austin, even though Austin
didn't quit. Ken says that Steve Austin was unconscious and unable to defend
himself, so it was his responsibility as referee to make a decision that
protected Austin's life and his career. He added that he respects Austin as
one of the toughest men he's ever seen.
Bret Hart comes to the ring to complain about the way he's been treated in the
WWF. Time and again he should have won a match, but someone interfered.
Sometimes it's Steve Austin. Last week on Raw the Undertaker slammed Bret's
head against the steel cage to stop him winning the WWF Championship title
from Sycho Sid. He says he has fans all over the world, from Germany to
Canada, but the WWF fans in America don't know a good wrestler when they see
one. Even after he beat Steve Austin yesterday, the fans cheered for Austin
and not for him. The American fans can all kiss his ass.
Vince McMahon listens with a stony face.
Shawn Michaels comes to the ring to answer Bret. He says that he too has been
booed, but it doesn't matter. Every wrestling fan who buys a ticket has the
right to cheer or boo whoever he wants. Bret should just accept the audience
reaction whatever it is.
When Shawn turns his back to leave the ring, Bret attacks him and puts him in
a figure four leg lock round the ring post. The officials have to pull Bret
off.
Sycho Sid comes to the ring , and Bret leaves the arena.
Match 5. Rocky Maivia vs Leif Cassidy
Intercontinental champion Rocky Maivia faces Leif Cassidy in a non-title
match. Bret Hart comes to ringside as an uninvited guest commentator. Bret
denies that he's snapped; he says that he's seen the light. I wish I could
read lips. A lot of what he said was censored.
Rocky wins the match without much difficulty. After the match Bret attacks
Rocky while he's celebrating. Where's Rocky Johnson when we need him? He
probably didn't have enough money to buy tickets two days in a row.
Match 6. Ahmed Johnson vs Savio Vega
Faarooq was scheduled to fight Ahmed Johnson today, but he was injured in
yesterday's Chicago Street Fight, so he's been replaced by Savio Vega.
The other members of the Nation Of Domination remain at the entrance to the
arena. Ahmed Johnson has a clear advantage in the fight. Ahmed is about to pin
Savio Vega, so the Nation Of Domination comes to the ring and pulls him out.
Savio Vega is disqualified. Ahmed makes a challenge. He says he'll fight any
one of the Nation Of Domination, and if he beats him the whole Nation Of
Domination has to leave the WWF. They refuse the challenge and walk out.
Vince McMahon interviews the Undertaker. He congratulates him on winning the
WWF Championship, and then tells him that Mankind is the number one contender.
The Undertaker says that Mankind is the most dangerous wrestler in the WWF, so
he'll have to remain sharp to beat him.
Paul Bearer interrupts the interview, begging the Undertaker not to beat him
up. Mankind wails over the Titantron, interrupting Paul Bearer. Raw goes off
air abruptly.
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